The Comical Styling of Vocaloid

Len Kagamine knocked on Kaito's door. He was nervous.

There was no response, so Len knocked again, and when there was again, no response, Len opened the door. Kaito was leaning against his bed so that he was facing away from Len, his head bobbing up and down in rhythm to a song on his iPod. He was scooping ice cream from an abnormally large tub of ice cream that Kaito says he gets from his 'supplier'.

Len approached Kaito, careful not to startle him, because Kaito startles easily. When he reached him, he tapped on his shoulder, gently, but Kaito flipped anyway.

He flung his spoon upward, which flung chocolate ice cream into Len's eyes, who yelled, which scared Kaito. Len fell backward onto Kaito's bed, and reached for a tissue from his bedside table, and wiped his face clean.

"Sorry, Len," said Kaito, a look of depression sweeping over his face. Kaito gets depressed when he hurts one of his friends, or when he's embarrassed. He gets depressed really easily.

"It's fine Kaito, no worries" said Len, and Kaito's face brightened up.

Kaito's face brightened up, and he asked, "So, what do you need."

"I was wondering… um, if you could… tell inform me on how to… put the, moves, I guess, on someone."

"Oh," said Kaito, "You mean, like dance? I'm a good dancer."

"No, Kaito, I mean…" said Len, "You know… boy-like-girl."

"Um… like, love? I know a lot about fishy love," said Kaito, glancing up at the trout head on his wall.

Len gulped and said, "I mean… kissing and stuff, but with humans. You know… make someone attracted to you."

"I can't help you, Len," said Kaito, "I've never been in a relationship."

There was a moment of awkward silence, which was broken by Kaito laughing and saying, "Sorry Len! I couldn't keep a straight face."

"You're right, your face looks pretty…" said Len, a little annoyed by Kaito's joke, "So, can you help me?"

"Sure, let's do some role-play! I'm the girl you like and your Len. We're alone in our bedroom."

"Um, Kaito, I don't know, it's sort of weird, when I look at you, I totally don't imagine her at all."

"It's fine," said Kaito, "No go!"

"Um… nice shirt, Girl," said Len nervously.

"Thank you, Len. I want to nail you to a wall and kiss you," said Kaito.

Len's eyes widened. "What… what did you just say?" asked Len, slightly shocked.

"Aren't… aren't all kids your age that… kinky?" asked Kaito, confused.

Len shook his head, "No."

"Oh," said Kaito, "Alright… Len, you want to kiss?"

"Yes, sure, said Len, leaning in and air-making out (fake make-out) but then saw, out of the corner of his eye, Miku watching in the doorway.

"Well, this isn't weird at all," she said.

I couldn't resist writing something like this, originally I planned to have Len asking Kaito about the birds and the bees, but this worked better.