The Comical Styling of Vocaloid
Rin and Len Kagamine were awoken in their room by the barking of a dog.
Len said to Rin, "I'm going to go kill the owner of that dog."
Rin nodded covered her head with her blankets while Len got up to find the source of the barking.
Len was surprised to find that the sound was coming from Kaito's room. He knocked, and was answered by Kaito saying, "Come in!"
Len opened the door and found Kaito, in his ice cream pajamas, petting a Border collie puppy, which was yapping excitedly.
"Kaito, is this your dog?" asked Len.
"No, it's not. He was my prize in a box of Ice Cream Crunchy Cereal. Well, actually, I guess that means he is my dog," said Kaito.
"Kaito, you have to get rid of it," said Len, "It woke Rin and I up."
"But I've always wanted a puppy, Len!" said Kaito, "And this one's cute. It even likes ice cream!"
"So it's going to eat all your ice cream."
"Oh…" said Kaito, frowning, "I'll have to kill it with an ice cream cone, then," said Kaito, and did so.
Every time Kaito frowns, a puppy dies.
Poor doggy! This was sort of a sick story… not to mention a freaking random one.