The Comical Styling of Vocaloid
"Ah, the zoo," said Kaito as he bought an ice cream from a vender. Rin and Len were looking at the tigers, and Gakupo was watching a Koala eat an eggplant he had given it: just a regular Vocaloid zoo trip.
All the other Vocaloids refused to come, because of last year's incident.
Flashback
(2005: Rin and Len are 9)
"KAITO! KAITO!" shrieked Rin and Len in unison at the stop of their lungs.
"LEN'S STUCK IN THE BEAR PIT!" said Rin as Len said, "I'M STUCK IN THE BEAR PIT!"
At the time, Kaito was ordering ice cream (figures) not far from the bear pit. He rushed over (forgetting the ice cream) and sure enough, Len was at the bottom of a twenty-foot deep bear pit, trying to climb the completely flat concrete walls as some grizzly bears neared.
"How the hell did he get in there?" asked Kaito as a zookeeper entered the bear pit and rescued Len.
"Lan-guage," said Rin in a singsong way.
"Alright, how did he get in there?"
"Gakupo pushed him!" said Rin.
"Who's Gakupo?" asked Kaito. (Gakupo wasn't yet a Vocaloid.)
"I don't know," said Rin, "I made it up."
"So… what happened?" asked Kaito.
"I dared him to jump and do that thing with his legs so he doesn't break them," confessed Rin.
"Ah," said Kaito, "I'm never taking you two to the zoo again."
Flashback Over
(2010: Rin and Len are 14)
Of course, the other Vocaloids were at the zoo the day that happened as well, they were just all separated. However, the zoo people had to ask them all to leave, because they feared they would, "Behave like that little blonde nine year old."
But here they were, Kaito had become confident that the two would behave. Boy, he was wrong.
He turned around, ice cream in hand, to look at the tigers, and inside he saw Rin and Len curled up next to a sleeping tiger, apparently asleep.
"GAH!" said Kaito, and he watched as a zookeeper asked them to, "Kindly leave the premises."
Rin and Len stretched; apparently annoyed they had been awoken from their slumber.
On the way home, Kaito said, "Why on earth were you in the tigers pen?"
"It was Rin's life-long dream to cuddle with a tiger," said Len.
"And now I am content. Let's go again in 2015," said Rin.
Kaito sighed, and closed his eyes for a moment. However, he was driving, and this resulted in him running over Gakupo, who was crossing the street from his favorite eggplant shop back to the apartment.
"Damn it," said Kaito, "Where the zookeeper to clean this up?"
"Lan-guage," said Rin and Len in a singsong voice.
Kaito lost it. "SHUT THE HELL UP OR SO GOD HELP ME I'LL FU(car alarm goes off) KILL YOU AND BURN YOU AT A STAKE AND LET MIKU AND ALL THE OTHER GOD (beep) FU(someone screams at the sight of Gakupo) VOCALOIDS WATCH, UNDERSTAND YOU TWO LITTLE (ambulance sounds) A(a little boy screams)HOLES!
There was silence, and then Rin said, "Lan-guage," in a singsong way.
Kaito mumbles, "I hope you die from a twin related disease."
Kaito snapped! Sorry about the language, but I really don't want to change the rating to M. Anyway, thanks for reading!