The Comical Styling of Vocaloid
Twas' dawn, on a dreary day,
When the Vocaloids rose,
From their grave.
They had lay dormant,
For quite some time,
Due to the procrastination of Camosity.
"Due to the procrastination of Camosity? Cam, how the Hell does that fit into the meter of the poem?"
"Rin, shut up, I'm just trying to get this poem finished so I can get on with my epic return story."
"DON'T TELL RIN TO SHUT UP, YOU MOTHERFU-hey guys! I'm Kaito, I'm here too!-FA-pay attention to me! I want ice cream!-ASS DI-Len! don't say that word!-AND YOU SHOULD JUST GO F-gasp!" yelled Len, Kaito interrupting occasionally.
"Dear God, Kaito, where the Hell did that come from?"
"I got some AWESOME salt from this guy behind Burger King! It's frickin AWESOME."
"Come on, guys! I want to make a cool intro for my epic return story!"
"I'll cooperate, master Camosity," Miku piped up.
"Aw, burn in Hell," said Gakupo groggily, obviously annoyed someone had just disturbed him from his sleep, "I know a place where you can shove an eggplant-"
"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP! I'M WRITING AN AWESOME INTRO POEM, AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO FU-stop yelling!- COOPERATE? ALRIGHT?"
"Geez.."
"Fine..."
"Sheesh..."
"What the Hell, man..."
"What was that?..."
Twas' dawn, on a dreary day,
When the Vocaloids rose,
From their grave.
They had lay dormant,
For quite some time,
Due to a certain person's lack of writing.
And today they arise,
Once again,
To tell the fateful tale of...
THE NIGHT EVERYONE'S FAVORITE FOOD WAS STOLEN!
Coming soon.
"What? Camosity, did you seriously just make a preview for your next Comical Styling of Vocaloid short story, when you haven't made one in months? That is so lame!"
"Rin, drop it or I'll drop you from the story."
"..."