This is just something that my friend (same one as my other story) thought up. Er… she thought it up and I wrote it down. I had no idea how to rate it so I just put it in the T section.
"Germany, why is there a gun in your pants?" Italy asks staring at Germany's crotch.
Said nation stares down at the already naked idiot under him. "…Italy…that's not a gun."
"Ah! Germany there's something hard and wet inside of me and it hurts! Take it out! Take it- oh no put it back."
And that my dears is the happenings of Germany and Italy's sex life. We were supposed to be asleep when we did this. For the rest of the night we acted like Germany(her) and Italy(me). It was fun! 0w0