i'm sorry for the late up date! i am just getting really distracted by other dramione stories *glares at the good dramione authors* lol jk. well onto thestory. grrr i hate typing these up.

I don't own Harry Potter or Red Vines

Chapter 2

"Merlin! Harry your books are really popular!" Hermione exclaimed in shock to the raven haired boy on her bed fighting with a ginger over a bag of Red Vines.

Harry ignored her. He was too busy arguing to answer. "I bought them, so they're mine!" He insisted with an outraged scowl.

"I didn't have enough money!" Ron exclaimed indignantly and tugged the bag of Red Vines his way, "Besides," he said a bit brattily, "I saw them first."

"Lier! I was the one who pointed them out in the store." Harry yelled, pushed over the edge by Ron's obnoxious tone. He pulled the bag towards himself.

"NO! I DID!" Ron roared with a violent pull of the bag. Hey, he loved his Red Vines.

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!" Hermione screeched over them. Then she cleared her throat and gave them a sheepish look.

"Well I guess we can share..." Ron grumbled unhappily.

"Good now that that's over and done with you guys will never guess what I found online."

"What?" they said looking a bit more interested.

"You know the book series you wrote about our adventures right?" she asked. Harry nodded so she continued, "Well, some muggles made up these websites where they write things of what they wish could've happened in the books or if they don't want the adventures to end they write a new plot with the same characters or new characters. Well, anyways, the muggles have written 482,462 in counting about your books."

Harry's eyes widened in shock. Ron didn't look much better either.

"Oi! Harry I never knew you were good enough of a writer to get other people to actually read it, let alone write about it!"

"...Well apparently I am..." he muttered, still in absolute shock.

"-Wait what did they write about!" Ron said suddenly, pushing Hermione out of the way to click on the hyperlink that said Harry Potter and start scrolling around.\

"Hey!" Hermione cried as she was pushed away from her laptop.

"Merlin! With Pansy!" Ron cried as he was scrolling around.

"OOOoooOOOooo." Harry and Hermione chorused teasingly.

Ron looked away blushing and focused intently on looking at the other non-Pansy story, but then stopped and thought for a bit and got a mischievous grin on his face, "Well, now that I think about it that might be nice with her pug face gone in all..." he said with a dreamy look on his face.

"EWWWWW! I sooooo did not need that image in my mind!" Hermione grimaced, a look of pure disgust on her face.

Ron chuckled as his attention returned to the computer, "Hey, 'Mione. I-I think you sh-should read th-this." Ron managed between hysteric laughs and wiggled his eyes suggestively before laughing even harder.

Hermione suddenly became quite frightened about the story he planned on showing her. What ever it was it couldn't have been good. She became quite mortified when she saw what he was referring to. On the screen said:

"The Bookworm and the Ferret by MyChemicalRomance70:

6 years after the war, Hermione is content with her job, her friends, and her family. However, when Draco Malfoy turns up in her bookstore, little did she know that her life would take an unexpected turn.

Harry Potter, T, English, Romance, c22, w 102 k+, Hermione G. & Draco M."

Hermione gaped at it. How could anyone think that there was anything close to romance between her and that-that-PRAT! (for the lack of a better word) That would never happen in a thousand years. Anger suddenly surged through her veins.

"How could a muggle even think that!" She exploded.

"Not only that," Harry said with a laugh as he browsed around the website, "There's 21,893 more where that came from."

"WHAT!"Hermione screeched, "21,893!"

That coaxed another bout of laughter from the boys. Hermione felt conflicted. It was a repulsive idea and yet it was intriguinging for it was the lovable good girl+bad boy pair. SHe was utturley distraut that she was curious to read it now.

"'Mione you've got to read it! You were dared." Ron and Harry chimed and burst into laughter again.

Hermione's curiousity got the better of her. "Fine I'll read it." She grumbled.

"Typical Granger. It's all stories." Draco sneered as he browsed through the website. Then something caught his eye. "It seems Potty's written a book. Wonder if he's mentioned me in his books."

He clicked on the link that said Harry Potter and tons of stories popped up. Draco smirked, "looks like most muggles don't have much of a life if all they're doing is writting fanfiction for Potty's books." Draco said to himself with a grimace. "I wonder if anyone has decided to give me a girlfriend yet?"At that he laughed. Like any of the girls at Hogwarts deserved a piece of him. He grimaced. No thanks. He'd have to pass on that one. But still he was curious. He selected Romance, Draco M., T(because he thought it'd be more interesting), and Complete. Then he hit go. His eyes widened in shock. There were 12,015 stories about his love life! I wonder whom with?

He searched every girl (not including Granger because who was sick enough to imagine him with the bookworm?) and only came up with less than half of the stories. His eyes widened in distress. They couldn't have made him gay could they? Then a worse thought struck him. Had they put him with Granger? He cringed at the though but searched it anyway, detirmined to prove they thought he was gay rather than smitten with the beaver. He decided he would read a short multi-chapter story about him and her to make sure his sickening curiousity about him and Granger would go away. He clicked on the first short multi-chapter story he came across that looked interesting which happened to be named "The Everlocked Room. He would soon regret that action.

HaHaHaHa I have finally finished typing. about time too. i am starting to seriously have problems with computers *looks at the key board and screams at it, throws it across the room, then stalks over and picks up the key board and types the events* well i hope you enjoyed the second chapter. ^_^

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