I do not own Harry potter so no suing

74. I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life." to Lord Voldemort.

It was dark Harry thought he was dieing and, he was alone… well not 'alone' as in he was the only one there but with Ginny out cold and well he did not want to count the memory that was talking to him after all how could he? He just found out that the boy in front of him was none other then tom riddle aka lord Voldemort. Tom was saying something to him but he was to busy dieing to pay much attention to what ever it was he was saying… it was more then likely just something about how he had been lucky to live this long and yada yada yada whatever.

"come on I'm dieing here there is no need to talk my ear off" thought Harry

"and that is why I am the greatest wizard of all time, me lord Voldemort"

And it was at long last that our great teenage hero lost it with lord moldyshorts

"ummm ya look moldyshorts"

"Lord Voldemort, but you may call me the dark lord"

"ya… well look I just think…"

"you are not aloud to think boy, because I am Lord Voldemort"

"ok I was going to say this nicely but now you got me mad"

"well go on say what ever it is don't be shy, but I would understand why you would be because I am lord…"

"DUDE GET A LIFE!"

"what did you say boy! How dare you talk like that to me the dark lord the greatest wizard of all time"

And now Harry was super mad, that was when he saw the fang and the diary and got his best idea ever

He picked up the fang and the diary and said

"if you don't shut up right now I'm going to brake you little book here"

"No not my diary… I mean journal!"

"ok that is I have had it with you"

That was when our hero stabbed the diary… errrrr journal and with a loud piercing scream tom riddle was no more.

Now for the authors notes

HarryPotterMadFanatic; I'm glad you liked it XD

Danielle; thanks for pointing that out to me, it should be fixed now

So this is my version of what happened in the chamber of secrets

Sorry if they seem OC but this is a fan fiction and I cant get them right all the time

Please review I love hearing what everyone thinks of my story and if you have any things that you think should not be done at Hogwarts please tell me