Disclaimer: Ok I don't own The Demonata series. They are owned by Darren Shan.
Whispering Demon
Chapter 2
When The Sun Sinks, a Shadow rises.
"It's the Grady Get together. It's my turn to host." Kernel and Grubbs starred at him. "They are coming here on Tomorrow till Monday.
It hit both of them like a rotten egg.
"Not good." Kernel muttered.
"Ahh crap." Was all Grubbs could say.
"Oh for god's sake that's my foot not the floor-stop, you little- get out." Dervish yelled as he chased the tackling pup round the kitchen."
"How much where his shoes?" Kernel asked pulling up a notepad.
"I think $80, why?" Grubbs asked bemused.
"Well…you now owe Dervish a total of… $360. Who you're beating me, and I pay rent."
"Ok if that mongrel craps or pees on me again, I'm going to put it in the blender!" Dervish said through pants for air.
"That's if you can ever catch him." Kernel said before bursting in to laughter.
"Well before that Dervish, I think you got something else to do."
"Which is?"
"Well unless you want little kids running around trying to chop people up, I think you got to take the weapons down." Grubbs said with a radiating smile.
"Oh piss on that."
"And I think that's what he is doing."
"Who? Oh you little- stop running I am only going to kill you." Was all they could hear before dervish ran out the door.
"Well we best get to work. You get your pets in the cellar and I will go get you a bucket and mop, then take a shower."
"Ok cool… Huh hang on." but Kernel had already gone.
The next two hours where as followed, Dervish was chasing a pup that had went back inside and took a nap. Grubbs was cleaning the floors and using all the deodorant, air freshener and anything smelling nice. And Kernel was stood in the shower listening until it was all work free.
Several hours later…
"Ok I have got the weapons away, the study locked and I have locked my closet."
"Ok well I have put all the werewolf's in the cellar and cleaned the place up, why you got a knife?"
"Err…well…I-I think it's safe to have one near me."
"Didn't catch him?"
"No way in hell, that's why I locked my closet. Kernel where you been?"
"Taking a shower." He replied as he pulled a dark sweater over his head.
"That all?" Dervish asked scanning the room.
"Yep, also you might want to change your sheets."
"No, has he? He couldn't have."
"Ye he has and I think he rolled around in it." Dervish was out of the kitchen in seconds.
"Chocolate?"
"Ye, cost me $16 for 10 bars." He sat himself down and picked up the remote control
"Nice, what's on TV?"
"A sleeping mutt." he replied
"He's not sleeping, and I locked him in the cellar."
"Then how is he here?"
"I don't know but I think I should lock him in a cage."
"Ok on 3. 1…2…3!"
"Grab his- that's not his leg."
"Disgusting, get- arh oh don't."
"That's gross-arh he bit me."
"He scratched me- get his paw-MY EAR!" Kernel yelled as the pup took his whole ear in his mouth.
"Don't pull he holding it tight- don't you know any spells or something- stop that"
"I only got one that comes to mind but we will need to clean up. Quick grab him."
"Dam it, where he go? And err you got something on your sweater."
"Holy- how the hell can he go that much? I need to take a shower." Kernel said stripping.
"No you're getting the shopping. Dude put some boxers on, that's majorly disgusting" Grubbs exclaimed as he turned away
"Oh come on, all of um are in the wash."
"You only have one pair! Wash them. No put cloths on first."
Kernel reluctantly put on some cloths and went to get the shopping. Dervish quickly went over the house making sure it was clean, and that each room was pup free. Grubbs grabbed a shave and shower, but was interrupted halfway.
"Stay out of the bathroom, stupid mutt. I thought that was water." Grubbs growled at the hyperactive pup.
"Ok so when they coming?" Grubbs asked Dervish as he brushed his teeth.
"They will be here tomorrow morning till Monday or longer. Depends when all the family get here." Dervish was putting a lock on all the cupboards.
"What's with the locks? Don't say you think he will eat the food."
"Have you ever seen your aunts drunk?"
"Oh ye. That's a brilliant idea, I still remember it. Ewww!"
"Ye well imagine it was you sisters, far worse. Far too much skin seen." He bore a perplexed, as he remembered his sisters stripping in front of them. "Really gross."
ok next chapter up, but they still got work to do. Will they catch the pup, and what will happen at the get together. Please review, thanks for reading.