Disclaimer: Ok I don't own The Demonata series. They are owned by Darren Shan.

Whispering Demon

Chapter 3

As a Shadow Grows, Light fades

The night past slow as their pets howled and howled.

When they all finally got up the house was quite as all three of them where dead on their feet. Kernel had fallen asleep on the kitchen table giving Dervish an entertaining idea. Grubbs was looking down on the road leading to the house, when in fact he was falling asleep. The only quick moving thing in the house where several pigeons, 'where the hell they come from' was all Dervish could think.

"I wasn't looking up your skirt!" Kernel yelled as he shot up head butting Dervish.

"Oh come on you stupid boy, why you head butt me? And who's skirt? Ohh you where being a perv, naughty boy." Dervish said in his most feminine voice getting perplexed looks from both boys who both where thinking the same thing.

"What a homo." Both said as they went and turned on the TV.

"What's wrong with doing a high pitched voice at least I wasn't dreaming of looking up people skirts." Dervish said and turned away like a child.

"Ha well we all hear what your dreaming about, and it gives anyone who hears nightmares." He shared an uneasy look with Grubbs who both started at Dervish and said "You bloody freak."

"Hey I'm old and aloud to dream of what I want, so go back to taking a shower in Wolf piss."

"Go back to your… shut up." Grubbs spat as he turned to see Kernel bent over taking off his trousers. "Oh my bloody monkey bucking god what the hell are you doing? Where the hell are your boxers?" Grubbs flung himself backwards off the couch landing his head in something think and smelly.

"I'm getting a breeze it gets so… you got something on your head." Kernel said with a small giggle.

Grubbs pulled him self up letting his head collide with Kernels lower region. "How's that for a breeze." Grubbs said laughing, but was cut short when the front door opened and two people stood and couldn't help but stare at the scene.

"I always knew you would turn them in to a bunch of fruits Dervish, I mean look what they are doing, and in the living room." Beranabus said to nothing as dervish had fell flat on the table with tears streaming down his face. "NOW WHOS THE HOMO?" was the only thing they could make out.

"What are they doing?" Bec questioned tilting her head to get the image of Kernel, hands on Grubbs Shoulders and Grubbs sitting, up head turned looking at them not knowing why. "It looks funny, ooo a puppy when did you get one? If they can have one why cant I, I would like some company when we go about it can't be any trouble."

"What's…with the… look his got?" Kernel said between deep breaths. Grubbs turned and instantly realised why he was getting weird looks.

"He more than likely thinks, ooo a treat, because it's the size of one." Grubbs said pushing Kernel, causing him to fall backward over the couch and landing fairly awkward position. "Ahh my back" he said upon landing.

"My hair, come here you little mongrel? Where he go? Beranabus find it and kill it, I beg you kill it, but don't make a mess when doing it please; it took me ages to do the vacuuming and how much hair was in the carpet it was unbelievable." Grubbs said as he crawled along the floor looking every where and pulling wolfs hair from out of the carpet.

"You have turned them Dervish, if demons appeared now what do you think will happen. They will be ripped apart and the only thing that will happen is the one will be to busy cleaning up the mess and the other will have his legs in the air scratching his nether regions, where the hell are your trousers? Bec."

"I'm going to my room" Bec said as she started running up the stairs with her hands in front of her.

"How the hell did she get it to stay still and let her pick it up?" Dervish said as he started to clean his wet face and was waving a small piece of card in his hand.

"I don't know but I'm going to go beat it with a stick." Grubbs started. "After I was my hair" he finished.

"Hmm I think I need to put a lock on my door, I don't want a visit from any of you three clearly insane homos." Beranabus said as he slid out the front door.

Dervish and Kernel shared a confused look, but shrugged it off. "Have we got any gummy bears? I want some gummy bears." Kernel muttered as he pulled himself up and walked in to the kitchen.

They stop suddenly as they heard a large bang, a scream and a yelp.

"I'M NOT PLAYING YOURS AND KERNELS GAME. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE ME NAKED." Bec screamed, "GET OUT I WANT TO HAVE A BATH, AND YOUR SCARING THE PUPPY."

Kernel and Dervish had the same idea. "What a perv."

"Ooo Gummy bears"

Hope you enjoy and if you have the urge to get some gummy bears then do so. dont know if chap was funny or not so tell me please. BYE