Disclaimer: Ok I don't own The Demonata series. They are owned by Darren Shan.
Whispering Demon
Chapter 4
The eternal shadow lets slip the internal darkness.
The night passed to slowly for the Grady's and Kernel. After Kernels streaking though the house Grubbs was unable to close his eyes with out the image of a small sausage being ate by a little fur ball. It didn't help with Bec singing a lullaby to a whining cub. It was whining because it wanted for her to shut up, but to keep petting him.
"Please say you are murdering it, if you aren't then please do." Dervish sleepily yelled down the corridor.
"I will murder you." Bec said softly which sounded creepy yet it didn't affect Dervish because of sleep deprivation whom just snorted in reply.
"Grubbs you awake." Kernel yelled to get Grubbs attention who just wanted to sleep.
"What you wired homo?" Grubbs hadn't the energy to be friendly to his naked guest.
"What do you cousins look like, are any of them fit?"
"What the hell? I'm not helping you with you sick fantasies. And leave my family out of you mind." Grubbs then tried to think of all his cousins to try and remember what they looked like and what their names are.
"What do you mean by 'fit'? Do you mean healthy like those channels of women working out that you watch." Bec asked confused.
"He means do they look good naked." Beranabus yelled from his now padlocked room.
"No I don't, I just want to know if they are good locking or if they are like…ugly, ye."
"No Beranabus got it right, you want to know if they are good naked then the next question is something I'm not going to think about." Even thought he then thought about it and thought more than likely not.
"Kernel? Am I fit?" Bec asked followed by a burst of laughter from Dervish whom was now asleep and having one of his dreams.
"What? Err I don't know-"
"BEC! Go to sleep and forget all of this conversation." Beranabus yelled quickly.
"Why I was only asking a question? I though you said to ask questions if I didn't understand thing of this time. So Kernel am I?" Bec asked innocently again.
Grubbs kept his laughter down as he could hear Kernel panic.
"Ask Grubbs, he has seen you naked he can tell you" Kernel yelled almost as if he knew what Grubbs was thinking.
"Oh you stupid-" Grubbs yelled
"Grubbs? Grubbs, hello Grubbs, are you there? Or are you asleep?" she asked waiting for a response and continued for the next half an hour while Kernel tried to think what Grubbs cousins would look like and tried to get an image of Bec out of his mind.
"Oh my God, how- ahh that stinks! Stop no not on my shoes, get out. How can you keep going? I will destroy you." Beranabus yelled at something that had gotten in your room and had attracted Dervishes attention that was looking out of his room half asleep.
"No don't eat that key, THAT'S IT COME HERE! NO DON'T RUN IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" he yelled.
Dervish watched the door and soon it was blown of its hinges and a little pup raced out of its Beranabus room and straight back in to Bec's who gave a shout of Joy, just as soon as Kernel came back up the stairs.
"What you got their?" dervish asked eyeing up the bowl he carried.
"Jelly babies and custard." One word came to Dervishs head, Yummy.
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Ok well a 4th chapter, i dont think this one was funny. well have fun