Lunny: This chapter includes list's….everyone loves lists! Enjoy! Oh and thanks to Bluu Inkblot for the corrections with spelling!

Cold: I an't saying it…

Solarius: The infernal cat is popular? What the hell? Oh and she doesn't own…she can't trade for it…but, its epicenes can be mimicked with awesome fanfictions that are posted here on this site.

Chapter 4

We Have Classes? Really?

October 13
2:30pm- Black Order Boarding School
Math class with Ms. Renee Esptain

Allen woke up in the Doctor's office only two days before classes started. Groggy and dazed, he felt Hevlaska's warmth that lulled him into comfort before the panic attack could set in. She told him that for eight of the ten days he was there, he was out cold. His friends would always come to watch over him, a few even stayed with him throughout the night. Allen barely remembered what happened before the pain blocked everything out…while pondering the events Allen recalled four things:

1) He was most definitely going to murder Cross

2) Kanda had caught him

3) He didn't want Kanda to leave him alone

4) Kanda bit him…and he liked it…

Coming back reality he quickly tore his eyes away from Kanda's side profile, it looked to his teacher as if he was looking at the weeping sakura tree outside. Scribbling down the answers to the problems on the board; he was happy to hear that because it was their first day back there would be no homework for the remainder of the week. Glancing at the class list, he beamed seeing that he had Home Economics with Mr. Yeegar. While walking there Allen reflected on his day.

8am- Breakfast with Kanda, Arystar, Lenalee, Lavi and Alma. Rascal had come in the middle of it, stealing Lavi's sausage. Rest of the hour was spent with the group laughing or chuckling, in Kanda's case, at the chase. They parted with Alma and Arystar, who were both 4th years.

9am- Science with Komui, Lenalee's older brother. More or less a class on what would kill you in a lab and what wouldn't. Allen still giggled at Lavi, Komui had turned his hair pink, it wore off by the end of class but memory stays.

10am- Literature with Reever or as the class called him, Mr. Win. Reever made bets with some of the more slackish members of the class and always won. Lavi said that so far, the only person to win against Reever was Kanda.

11am- History OR Combat. Lavi explained that there were two alternate classes only offered to 3rd -5th years: Acrobatics and Combat. 2nd years were offered Acrobatics. Lavi then went on to explain the History teacher…

"Malcom C. Leverier…"

"World's class asshole…and the most hardheaded dick to boot." Kanda cut in, Allen paled.

"So, History class?"

"We only go two times a week…you're only allowed to pick the alternate class up to three times a week. If you really want to feel like you shouldn't exist, go to that hell, we'll take Combat."

Allen went to Combat class.

And met what he thought was Satan's younger brother. Winters Sokalo, is a burly man with short dreadlocks that ended at the base of his head, pure white eyes stared at you without blinking sometimes. He always had a giant saw-like sword on his back and seemed to be of Aztec origin. Lavi told Allen that Winters was an ogre. Allen didn't doubt him. Winters first reaction to Allen wasn't at all what the youth had in mind.

"You're a Halfling, eh?"

Allen nodded meekly.

"How old are you, kid?"

"15, sir."

Kanda and Lavi shared the same, 'You're kidding me right' – look. They thought Allen was 16 at least. Kanda felt like a pedophile now that he remembered feeding off of the teen. He also noted that he had more control over the bloodlust than normally. Winters gave a dark laugh and clapped the small teen on the shoulder, making him stumble a bit.

"Welcome, to Combat Class, kid, if Leverier ever gives you grief just come get me."

Allen nodded. It turned out that Winters knew quite a bit about shinigami scythes as the minute Allen activate his arm and winced. Winters inspected it…

"Ah, I see…" Winters muttered.

"What?" Allen asked.

"The two blood types aren't mixing…that means that if you ever feel immense pain, the overpowering blood needs to be drained." Was the dry statement.

"As in…?" Allen didn't like where this was heading.

"You need a personal vampire. They're the only beings that can stand shinigami blood, anything else and it dies."

Allen knew he didn't like where this was going.

"SHIT! And it doesn't help that I just had to go and wait a minute…I have no idea what I feel towards him…wait, maybe…no way in hell would he help me…" Allen thought to himself as he touched his right shoulder, remembering the bite marks that remained.

Noon- Lunch. Allen and the group reassembled. Arystar and Alma were excited to hear of what Allen thought about the school. Lenalee smiled and asked about something that had been bugging her for a while.

"Allen, how old are you?"

"15." Allen answered.

The silence at the table was only interrupted by Tim scarfing down its food. Rascal leaped up and blinked.

-Wow, kitten I thought you were at least a year older…15 and in the same grade as 17 and 18 year olds. We got ourselves a smart little kitten.-

"Thanks Rascal, but Uncle Mana said it was because my father was smart. So, maybe I got my father's genes. How old are you guys?"

Lenalee smiled, "Well, I'm 16."

Alma threw an arm around Arystar, "Ari and I are 19!"

Lavi nudged Kanda, "And Yuu-chan and I are 18…"

"Yuu…chan?" Allen softly said. Kanda twitched and before anyone could react, Lavi was pinned to the wall by a sword. Alma whistled, Lenalee sighed and Arystar shook his head. Allen's eyes went wide.

"Kanda's first name…Alma is one of the only people who can call him by it. Anyone else and they get the 'Lavi' treatment." The taller vampire said, watching as Kanda stalked over to the now whimpering werewolf. No one heard exactly what was said, but Lavi's pale expression and terror made them all believe they never wanted to. Rascal sweatdropped and discreetly looked to Allen. The small teens eyes were clouded slightly by what seemed to be a sadden look, then he blinked and smiled at Rascal. The cat blinked in surprise when he realized that Allen knew he was watching him.

"So…Allen remember my offer?" Alma asked, after Kanda had sat down. No one but Rascal noticed Kanda stiffen. Allen blinked innocently.

"Alma, if I ever went out with someone, they'd have to beat me at poker."

"All right then! Tonight, Ari's and my room! A game of poker and pretty much a celebration of Allen's first day!"

Rascal noticed devil wings on Allen. Tim sweatdropped.

1pm- Art OR Acrobatics. Allen didn't want to go to class alone.

"Why do we have to go to Art three times a week?" he asked, he never really thought he was creative in the least. Lavi sighed and pointed to Kanda.

" 'Cuz, Yuu-chan's godfather is the teacher for Art." He shrank away at a growl from a now twitching Kanda. Allen wanted to laugh, but covered it with a cough. Kanda glared at him, to which Allen smiled.

"Damn old man…" Kanda muttered.

Art class was spent mainly watching Kanda dodge the art teacher a male water elemental named, Froi Tiedoll. His gray hair was fluffy and waved to one side of his head, warm black eyes forever smiling. Allen had found that his handwriting was better with his right while, drawing was better with his left. Kanda much to Allen's surprise was extremely artistic, when paired up and told to draw what you see of your partner. Allen found himself paired with Kanda. The two pictures came out well, Allen was shocked to say the least.

"I do not look like that!"

"Moyashi, don't even start…everyone sees things from different views. That's just how I see you."

Allen was rendered speechless. Kanda looked down and paused.

"Moyashi…I look…"

"As you said: That's just how I see you."

2pm- Math with Ms. Renee Esptain was mainly spent by Allen watching Kanda or looking at the board whenever Kanda would turn his way. The bite mark on his right shoulder tingled.

"I wonder if I could ask Kanda if he would be my personal vampire…oh gods…that sounds so wrong! Forget it, it'll never work!"

3pm- Home Economics with Mr. Yeegar. Went by swimmingly. Lavi flicked icing at Allen and Kanda. Got Allen's nose and Kanda's cheek. Tim licked the icing off of both teens, surprising Kanda at the rows of teeth the little golem had hidden. Tim then bit Lavi's hand that flicked the icing, Kanda gave Allen a knowing smirk which Allen innocently smiled back at.

"Moyashi's got an evil side, poker should be fun."

4pm- Dinner/End of Classes. Everyone by now was used to Allen's meal size, they all assumed it was due to the scythe. Kanda had second thoughts after Jerry said that Allen's always had that big of a appetite. Lenalee backed out saying that her roommate, Tevak Third a petie witch with blonde hair and odd eyes, blue orbs in a sea of black, was hoping to catch up with the fairy. So, Lenalee was having a 'Girl's Night' with her roommate and two others. One of Allen's new friends Miranda. Miranda Lotto, was a older witch with dark brown hair and eyes to match, she seemed to believe that everything was her fault leading Allen to play the pacifier and claim otherwise. And the other, who Allen was told about, was a Chinese Dragon name Fou Chang. No one pissed her off and no one wanted to, she had light red eyes and red-orange hair according to what Lavi told him. Lavi also joked that Kanda was a male version of her, which Allen blinked as Mugen pinned the dejected werewolf to the wall. Giggling Allen watched as a pissed Kanda stalking over. He left Lavi to his doom.

It turns out that Alma had gathered a few of his fellow 4th years, the guys attending the poker match were as follows. Allen, Lavi, Kanda, Arystar, Alma, and Bak Chang: Fou's younger brother, who was blonde with dark red eyes, Noise Marie: a blind burly wind elemental with short lavender dreads and pale blue eyes, and Madarao Third: Tevak's elder brother, a warlock with blue hair and the same eyes as his sister. Allen smiled at the small group that gathered in what appeared to be a two bed-room apartment.

"Well, since there's no girls and we're all men here. I say let's play strip poker!" Lavi cried, causing Madarao to seriously rethink the promise of never cursing the red-head he made with Alma before the party. Rascal smirked and purred in agreement; Alma laughed.

"Who's in?" Lavi asked. Everyone nodded, no one backed down from a challenge like that.

Half-way through the game and Kanda knew Allen had to be a devil. Noise, Arystar and Bak were out. Allen only lost his vest, gloves and shoes; he had his shirt, pants, belt, socks and that stupid ribbon around his neck. Kanda had lost his coat, belt, vest, shirt, and shoes; he had his undershirt, boxers, socks, pants and wristbands. Lavi was down to his pants and boxers; the eye patch revealed a missing eye (A/N: I know that Hoshino-san said that it wasn't injury related…but it works…and I don't know what that damn patch is for!). Alma was down to his socks and boxers. Madarao was down to his undershirt and boxers. Allen smiled, the deal was to save face once you were only in boxers you were out!

"You see the halo and angel wings when he smiles like that?" Bak asked.

"What we don't see is the devil's tail curled behind him and the horns holding up the halo…" Arystar replied dryly.

Rascal was impressed. Kanda knew something was up when Allen dealt the cards. He looked at his hand and knew right then, Allen was rigging the game. After that round, Madarao was out, then went Lavi, then it was Alma's turn to deal the next few hands. Kanda insisted that Allen's left hand must have been giving him some pain as he noticed Allen wince every now and again. Allen gave the vampire a pure smile. Kanda translated that as: Wait, till it's my turn to deal…you're dead. To which he 'heh'd. Rascal looked back and forth seeing the sparks and fire rage between the two. Lavi and the others wanted to laugh at poor Alma who kept flinching at the two auras. Allen lost the ribbon, socks and belt. Kanda lost both wristbands, his hair tie and socks.

Alma was out.

Allen got to deal.

Allen grinned.

Kanda smirked.

Bets were placed.

Lavi, Alma, Bak and Arystar said Allen would win.

Noise and Madarao said Kanda would win.

Rascal smirked and shook his head, not long after both males were reduced to their pants. Allen mentally saved the image of what was Yuu Kanda, peach colored skin smooth to the look, blue-black hair flowing to his waist, blue-black eyes glittered brightly, over his heart was a black tattoo. Allen didn't know what it meant, but it only added to his allure. Not to mention he was very well built.

Likewise Kanda took in the view of what was Allen Walker, ivory pale skin that looked like cream maybe just as delicious {later he would tell himself he did not think of the Moyashi that way}, soft snow white hair and innocent silvery-gray eyes. Surprisingly, his Moyashi was well built…for a kid.

"Like what you see Moyashi?"

"You staring too, BaKanda."

"Che."

-JUST PLAY THE LAST DAMNED HAND!- Rascal yelled at two, causing them both to jump. Allen smiled, the heat between them lost.

The onlookers would all admit that the last hand was jaw-dropping.

Kanda won.

Allen was shocked. Really genuinely shocked.

"H-How?" Allen said, dumbly. He didn't strip to his boxers, but Kanda loved the expression anyways.

"Let me tell you something, Moyashi…Kanda's have wickedly amazing luck. This just goes to prove that. I won, you lost. Game over."

Kanda got up and draped Allen's shirt around the youth's shoulders.

"The next time we play a game, maybe I'll let you win." He whispered into the teen's ear, causing Allen to shiver. Smirking the vampire withdrew, dressed and petted Rascal. Allen dressed as well, and soon the party was under way.

Around 8:45, Jerry knocked and said that Allen was set up in his new room. Kanda wondered who on earth would be stuck with the Moyashi, shrugging he looked at the time and swore.

"Alma, I got to go…see you idiots in the morning."

Alma pouted, Lavi laughed and agreed they all had school the next day. Aryastar smiled and waved everyone off. The two roommates went to work on cleaning the place up. Jerry stopped Kanda.

"Kanda, do me a favor and guide Allen to your apartment."

"Why?"

"Because you and he are roommates silly!"

Kanda froze.

Allen almost tripped over air.

Timcampy and Rascal high-tailed each other.

Allen knew in that moment five things were true…

1) He was SO going to kill Cross no 'If's', 'ands', or 'buts''.

2) He was roommates with a vampire

3) He had unidentifiable feelings towards said vampire

4) He actually lost in a game of poker…which he was cheating in

5) He knew life just became hell...serious hell.

Kanda knew in that moment five things were true…

1) If…screw that…When the damn usagi got a hold of this info hell would began…he just knew it…

2) Alma just became a lot more irritating…

3) Lenalee and Aryastar would become a lot more protective…they were protecting his Moyashi from the shadows…

4) Allen went from 'The Moyashi' to 'His Moyashi' and Kanda didn't feel like changing it back…when the hell did that happen?

5) Being a pedophile just became more of a option for his future…just freaking fantastic.

Rascal knew only one thing was true: Old Man Bookman owed him five tuna's, three salmon's {to eat} and six koi fish to put in the pond in the lover's garden.

Reaching the room, Kanda brought out a key and let them both in. He helped Allen settle into the other bedroom and spent the rest of the night counting Allen's heartbeats. Allen fell asleep as soon as he hit the pillow.

Rascal strutted down the hallway and opened the Headmaster's door, leaping onto the desk he purred at Old Man Bookman.

-Pay up, they're roommates and I saw attraction between them. Not to mention that little Allen clung to him when he was in pain.-

"Means nothing." The old man huffed.

-At least the koi fish…I wanna take the kittens through there!- Rascal whined. Bookman glared, but relented at the kitten with big blue eyes pouting up at him.

Rascal shifted back to normal and leaped into his cat house.

-Ha ha, I'm winning…-

End

Lunny: OMG that was so full of sugary fluff that I swear, cotton candy formed…

Cold: Lol, this will be a fun story…and again…another monster.

Solarius: Damn, just wait till things get serious…

Lunny: Geh…no one expect anything too HOMFG….please…love you all!