Disclaimer: I own nothing as always – sooo sad
So this is just a small chapter to get the ball rolling as it were. After this one we will get to see a chapter from Jasper's perspective so ENJOY!
The human Plan:
Bella P.O.V
Breakfast was more like a feast for twenty rather than one little ol' human but Edwards assured me Esme and he had enjoyed the process even if it smelt foul to them. To which I retorted that wild animals don't always smell so lovely themselves, earning a belly laugh from Emmett who was strutting into the kitchen with the worst case of bed hair I have ever witnessed.
"Wha...?" was all I could manage to get out waving in the general direction of Emmett's head, the idea of a vampire having bed hair just seemed so ordinary so human it felt like an impossibility, especially when they didn't sleep.
"Well you see Bellsy Boo, when one immortal being loves another immortal being they have a special kind of relationship..." he drifted off at the end leaving me suitably stunned and blushing like a tomato. His grin grew when he took in my reaction.
"Emmett" Edward was gritting his teeth whether in response to his answer to me or the no doubt very graphic images he was replaying in his mind. My mind however went elsewhere as I looked at Edward, feeling happy and unworthy at the same time. I was so lost in my thoughts that I had not even noticed that the family had gathered in the kitchen with me, finally with a fork of eggs hanging out of my mouth did I look up and see 7 pairs of eyes staring back.
"Erm morning?" even though I was comfortable being around them, having 7 pairs predatory eyes staring intensely at you whilst you're eating was unnerving to say the least.
"It's about what you said last night love" my mind whirled not understanding, had I been talking in my sleep? Had I muttered under my breath and one of them heard me?
Jasper interrupted my feelings when he pointedly spoke out loud to Edward "maybe you should explain that a bit more" another conversation must have happened within Edwards head as after a small pause he nodded slightly.
"when you were falling asleep you mentioned something about having a certain vampire in little pieces?" ahh yes I remembered that thought well, it sounded so silly to have tiny bits of a vampire all scattered around but from the looks of the others I'm guessing that it was the only idea that sounded good.
I looked at my new family, wishing so hard that this small piece of happiness would last long enough for me to enjoy it – that and the certain conversation I was apparently having sometime soon with Alice and unfortunately Jasper. I cleared my throat preparing to sort out my muddled thoughts.
"I was just thinking if you could separate all of his body parts and put them all over then he wouldn't be able to gather himself in order to reattach all of his erm bits and exact his bloody revenge" my thoughts made sense, how could a man regenerate if his body was in tiny pieces all over the world far apart from each other. "in fact we should store them in small solid metal boxes and all take parts to random places in the world, no one is to tell anyone where they have hidden it – that includes each other and especially means the mind reader extraordinaire has to keep his nose out" a big smile lit up my face as I saw his fall before he started smirking muttering something like "extraordinary" under his breath.
Alice was silent and still for what seemed to be years, every now and then Edward would gasp and then his face would contort until a long sigh replaced it. Eventually the family all grew bored of this waiting game and Esme suggested that maybe it would be best if I went home and saw my family for a while. A fresh wave of despair crashed into me as I stopped myself from stating that I was home. Jasper winced and quickly offered to drive me to my parent's house. Looks like the conversation he wanted was happening sooner rather than later.
So i hope you all enjoyed this chapter? !