Mairu raised an eyebrow, turning serious in a split second.
If Izaya wasn't their brother he would be really frightenned and would and run away on the spot. These girls were scary, some of the scariest people he has ever met and he was deeply involved in the underworld.
"Izaya-nii, what is this plan you're talking about, you're going to tell us right?"
"Explain" (Please explain)
"Of course I will!" Or at least I'll try to he muttered to himself, somehow not really sure about how he should word what he had in mind.
No matter how you looked at it, it was an embarassing thing to tell your own sisters.
He sighed, taking a deep breath before starting hesitantly,
"You see, this girl, she, mmh how should I put it, she is what people call a fujoshi, you know what it means right?"
"Yes, yes Izaya-nii" was Mairu's answer, while Kururi simply nodded.
"Ah I see" he had hoped to have a little more time in his hands to know how to say it, but no, obviously his sisters couldn't react as predicted either. He should have known.
He sighed again.
"So, you see, this girl, Erika, she is a fujoshi and she, she believes "
"Izaya-nii, what you said, I haven't understood a single word of it"
"Neither" smallI haven't understood anything either/small
Again he sighed. It was becoming a rather frequent occurence.
"That girl thinks me and Shizu-chan are in a relationship"
"Eeeh seriously?"
He nodded.
"And, and, Izaya-nii, is it true?"
"Interested" (It's interesting I want to know too)
Izaya forced himself to stay calm, he would not become like the blond, never, not like the angry beast he was before and not like he was now. Never.
"Of course not, we hate each other remember?"
To Izaya's horror she looked almost sad but quickly regained his composure to ask,
"So, what's the plan?"
"If I hide in the bush near her and make it sound as if I'm having sex with Shizu-chan, she'll definitely come"
"And so we can take care of her! It's fantastic!
"Brillant" (This idea is just perfect and brillant)
Mairu placed herself behind Izaya's back and pushed him toward the makeshift road Kadota's group was walking on.
"Now, let's go to work!", she exclaimed happily.