I was inspired by… well… playing the game. I thought it'd add a little humor, just some everyday stuff, so I decided to add. Hope it doesn't suck as bad as I think it does! I don't own COD or FMA

Edward sat in his room, playing Modern Warfare against Alphonse, beating him considerably.

"Come on brother; let me have just one kill!"

"Why, lil bro? It wouldn't count if I just gave it to you!" Edward laughed.

"Modern Warfare, huh? Lame."

Edward snapped his head in the direction of the speaker. He was surprised to see Winry, but not displeased.

"Excuse me?"

"Ed, Black Ops came out on the ninth, and before that MW2, and World at War. And you're stuck with MW?"

"Hey, I like to keep it classic."

"You couldn't get off your ass long enough to keep a job, could you?" Winry asked knowingly.

"Nah. Too much work. Besides this is my job."

"Good thing I have a steady job then, isn't it?"

Winry pulled a copy of the newest in the Call of Duty series from her purse. Both Edward and Alphonse's eyes widened.

"You…you can cook, right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Marry me, will you? You don't even have to stay here, just come over make food and keep the game here."

"Please Ed, I few did get married, I'd I live with you. That way I could kick your ass at COD every day."

"What? You think you can beat me?"

"No. I know I can."

Edward looked Winry up and down.

"Fine, winner buys lunch." He said.

Winry snatched Al's controller.

"Hey! Al should be able to play!" Edward argued.

"No, no. I'm fine watching, Brother." Alphonse interrupted.

"I hope you have enough to buy us all lunch, Ed!"

"I… I can't believe I lost!"

"I can. Winry nabbed you in seconds!"

"Oh, shut up, Al! You didn't beat me once! It was just a fluke. I mean, a girl can't beat me!"

"Well, my sexist friend, a girl just beat your ass. Let's go get lunch." Winry stuck out her hands to help the Elrics up.

"Olive Garden sounds good. Orange Leaf afterward." Alphonse said.

"Careful Al," Winry warned, "Choose somewhere cheap or we'll end up footing the bill."

Bah! I know this is short, but hey, it's something! Reviews are appreciated!