Kinky- Welcome to the Second Chapter of Kingdom Stoners. It's number 2! The Awakening!
Kairi- I'm not in this one TT
Riku- So? I'm not either. And neither are cookies.
Kinky- Hmm.. Are you so sure about that?
Riku- Eh? o.o;; Knowing you.. no.
Kinky- Exactly. Now begone.
Chapter 2- The Awakening.
Some random voice says, "so much to do, so little time, take your time, Don't be afraid."
"But that doesn't make sense! If there's so much to do, why would you take your time? And what does being afraid have anything to do with that sentence"
Sora asked.
"Just shut up I'm not finished, the door is still shut!"
Sora then looked like he was about to cry. "I-I interrupted you? I feel so.. So bad.
I don't think you'll ever forgive me but can I do anything to-
"STFU! Just step forward!"
"Fine!" Sora whined. And he stepped forward.
Then a shield, a staff, and a sword appeared in front of him.
"Hey they all start with S!" Sora cracked up. "They're the three S-kateers!" Then he realized no one was there. "Oh.. ok.. I'll shut up now.." He went on to pick the staff, which is the most useless weapon of them all. Then Snow White died and he fell to Sleeping Beauty.
Then heartless began to creep out of him. "Oh dear God, what kind of Pokemon is that?"
"The ant kind, that isn't a Pokemon cause it's a form of heartless called a shadow"
The voice out of nowhere said.
Then Sora took out a poke ball. "Charizard I choose you!"
The voice out of nowhere sighed deeply as Charizard munched on a shadow's head and munched another's leg off. Thinking they were all gone, he returned his poke-ball, just in time for one to sneak up behind him.
"!" He hit it with staff and for some reason it went away.
Sora looked as if he was gonna cry. "Did it go away?" Then he was pulled into darkness. Then he was on a weird, heart, platform, thingy. He walked up to the door and a treasure chest and a box appeared.
"Oh my god, is it my birthday? I get a present in a box!" He smashed the box but..
"It's empty." He started to cry. "This is the worst birthday present ever!" But then something shiny caught his eyes. He found keys and a card. He opened the card.
It read..
Happy birthday Tom,
I know it's late but I bought you a Porsche. Hope you like it.
Love, Susie.
"Who are Tom and Susie? Oh well I have a Porsche! But where is it? Maybe, it's behind the door."
He eyed the door and it opened! He went through it and he saw three of his friends on the island sitting there.
"Talk to them." The voice said.
Sora talked to Wakka. "Hey Wakka."
"Are you fat?" He said. (A/N: No offense to anyone with these questions.)
"Say what?"
"Please select you answer:
Yes No I like waffles"
Sora selected the I like waffles. And moved on to Tidus.
"Hey Tidus, do you notice something weird going on?"
"Are you a lesbian?" Tidus asked.
"What? I'm a dude!"
"Please select your answer:
Yes No I like lesbians"
"Ohio yeah, Definitely going with number three." Sora smirked.
Then he went to Selphie. "Selphie, do you like lesbians?"
She then slapped him.
"Oww".. Then he was sent to Sleeping Beauty again. "Sleeping Beauty do you like lesbians?"
No response.
"Oh right.. Your a drawing."
Then more heartless came. Sora searched for his poke-ball and found it was not there. "Nuuuuuuuu! Freddie! Your not there anymore!" Then he spotted two things. One was his brand new Porsche. The other was his poke-ball being carried away by a heartless. He only had enough time to choose one or the other. Freddie,
his faithful Charizard or his brand new car. A bead of sweat rolled down his neck and he knew what he had to do. He rushed to the Porsche as his best friend was pushed over the ledge and gone forever.
He cried. Freddie was gone. But, it didn't mean he couldn't squish the shadows under his tires. "Wooohoooo!" He called as he heard squishing and crunching sounds under his tires. After that a save point opened.
"OMFG a save point! If I knew what one was." So he saved his game.
Then a rainbow stair case appeared. "Were off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!" he sung. (A/N: Gawd.. I hate that song..) He skipped up the stairs and arrived on the final platform. Where his shadow became alive.. The evil seethed from it and it turned into a..a
"Giant cookie?" Sora asked skeptically.
The giant cookie attempted to crush Sora but he drove away just in time and from the pressure from the fall, the cookie crumbled. Sora was then thrown into the darkness. As the voice said "You are the one that will open the door," he was taken.
Somewhere.
Kinky- RIP Freddie v.v I will miss him.. -Cries-
Riku- I wanna car :O And there was a cookie :O
Kinky- I told you, don't try to predict me. Next chapter is Destiny Islands: Day 1 Please R&R