Kinky- Hey I'm back and welcome to Kingdom Stoners.

Loveless- Hey niggas I'm back.

Sora- Not you.. Weren't you the one that slandered my image?

Loveless- I didn't know you could use big words like that.

Kinky- Why am I cold all of a sudden?

Riku- Dumping ice cubes down my back

Kinky- RIKU!

Kairi- Just get on with the torture.. I know your gonna make us do stupid things anyway..

Kinky- Now that's more like it x

Chapter 4 Destiny Islands Day 2

Sora was scanning the island while he was drinking mountan dew code red. "Dew the dew"
Riku then came up to him. "Dude.. are you really doing the dew?"

"I'm doing the dew in dew time."(OK seriously, enough with the puns)

"Can I dew the dew too?"

(Seriously, enough with the puns.)

"Fine.." Riku murmured. "Well anyway, I came to ask you what you wanted to name the raft.
And if you wanted to race. If you win.."

"We name it burgermcmuffin!" Sora blurted.

"Dear God.. Please let me win..." Riku sighed. "If I win I get to share a papou fruit with Wakka.. I mean Kairi.."Riku blushed.

"Umm.. what did you just say?"

"The winner gets to share a papou fruit with Kairi."

"Aww.. But I wanted Selphie.."

"Let's just effing race!"

"Fine, Kairi, count."

She counted and they were off.. Or at least.. Riku was.. Sora was thinking...

"Where did my Porsche go from chappy 1?"Sora thought. "I'll win if I find it!" So he went on a journey to find his Porsche, first going to Wakka.

"Hi" Wakka said. "I like.. What do I like again..? Tidus what do I like?"

"You like blitz ball." Tidus sighed. "And I like money."

"CHEESE!" Wakka screamed and ran away.

Tidus sighed. "We were supposed to go in the secret place..."

"And do what?" Sora's eye twitched.

"Why do you think it's the called the secret place?"

"Sorry I asked.. Gosh.. You don't have to yell at me like that." Sora sniffed.

Sora snuck off into the secret place.. Where he saw a drawing of Kairi and him. He was giving her a papou fruit. Sora crossed out Kairi's face and drew Marluxia. "Mmm.. Marluxia."

"I've come to see if their are cookies in this world.."

"W-Who's there? Who sounds like a gay man looking for a cookie? If you know what I mean by cookie" Sora winked.

"Ok?" The man said."I've come to bring you something."

Sora's Porsche appeared.

"My Porsche! So it wasn't a dream!"

"This world has been connected.. Tied to the darkness... In my pants.."

"Well whoever you are.. Can I make out with you..?"

"You don't know what lies beyond the door.."

"So you're from another world! Maybe you're from some weird world called 'Hollow Bastion'
and you're some guy named Ansem's heartless and you're gonna take over Riku's body and try to kill me!"

"No.. But thanks for the idea." Then he disappeared.

Later..

Kairi and Sora were sitting on the dock. "You know.. Riku has changed.."

"You mean how he used to like women, then both, and now he likes guys and Jeffree Star."

"Umm... No.." Kairi's eye twitched.

"Kairi.. Are you ok?"

"Sora, I want you in bed. Let's take burgermcmuffin and go! Just the two of us."

"You actually called it burgermcmuffin?"

"Jay kay." Kairi said. "I'm just ready.."

"Ready for what?

"You in bed.."

"OKAY."

"Sora.. Don't ever change."

"Oops.. I changed my gender. Be right back."

5 minutes later.

Sora came back. He was in thigh high boots with long flowing hair and size "f" breasts.

"How do I look?" He said in a sexy girlish voice.

"Like Riku as a girl.." Kairi's eye twitched continually. "I changed my mind.. You can change.."

Meanwhile.

"Donald, I have left to seek out Roxas and Axel, to do fan-service.. Imma pay them 724690368476.69 And yeah.. I guess I'll save the world from darkness while I'm at it. Oh yeah.. You and Goofy have to go find a dude with a giant key. He is the key to our survival.
Go to Leon.. He'll find him.. I guess. If he's not too busy stalking Vincent." Read Mickey's letter.

"Oh noes.. What will we do?"Daisy asked.

"Umm.. Trust the king?"Minnie said.

"I shall find the king! And this giant key with a kid attached to it."

"Thank you... And to make a journal, he'll come with you." She pointed to a cricket.

"Umm.. Dear.. Cricket's can't write."

"I can!" Jiminy said.

"Dear God.. A talking cricket.." Goofy fainted.

Jiminy sighed. "I'm used to it by now..."

"Dear God.. A talking cricket.." Minnie said and fainted.

"I thought you already heard me talk.. Guess not.."

Later.. They were walking towards the Gummi Ship.

"You're world disappeared too Jiminy?" Asked Goofy.

"Yes it was horri-"

"Dear God, A talking cricket!" Donald said and fainted.

"We gotta protect the world border order forder. And not tell people's where were from."

They took off in the gummi ship, Goofy carrying the fainted Donald. The Gummi ship started and they were off on their adventure.

Kinky- I forgot how to spell Goofy so Loveless slapped me TT

Loveless- Well duh.. You couldn't spell write either..

Kinky- I'm brain dead today Dx

Goofy- You couldn't spell my name? TT I feel unloved.

Kinky- Please R&R

Goofy- Fine.. Ignore my self pitying.

Meanwhile..
It was midnight, Riku was standing by the tree, still waiting for Sora to finish the race. "Umm.. Hello? Sora?"