Sora- Oh joy.
Kinky- Turn that frown upside down :D
Sora- O.o
Riku- NEVER!! I AM EMO LORD!! FEAR ME!!
Sora and Kinky- O.o
Anyways, onto chapter 5.
Chapter 5- Departure
Sora was lying on his bed, drifting to sleep. He was dreaming. It was a nightmare.. About
"AHHHH THE OVERY PEOPLE!!!" Sora screamed, jolting awake. But it was just a dream. Little people were not gonna steal his overies.. If he had them.
"I do too have overies!" Sora exclaimed.
Uh huh.. Sure you do. Anyway, Sora noticed there was a storm a brewin and he ran out the door.
"Burgermcmuffin's gonna die D: Don't die!!!!" He screamed.
Meanwhile, Sora's Mom was just done with dinner.
"Sora! Dinner's ready! It's refried spleens, your favorite!!!"
Sora paused. His re-fried spleen senses were tingling. "RAWR!!" He ran back to the house and devoured the human spleens.
"Screw the raft, I get my spleens.."
Later.
"Now to save burgermcmuffin, Riku, Kairi, Cloud, Sephiroth, Vincent, Micky Mouse, and Dora the Explorer!"
He ran out the door, noticing a portal-looking thing in the sky.
"What's that??" All of a sudden it started to rain cookies.
"Cookies? That means something evil is happening. Swiper no swiping."
A small fox was in the bushes saying "Shit. Foiled again."
Sora then noticed that Riku and Kairi's boats were there. Then the heartless appeared, one by one. To consume.
Human flleeeessshhhh. "AHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGJ IT'S THE OVERY PEOPLE! RUN THEY'RE GONNA STEAL OUR OVERIES!"
He ran to the island and found Riku.
"Riku.. The overy people have come to take our overies..!!" He panted.
"Sora.. I hate to break it to you... But only Kairi's endangered."
"Why??'
"Because.. Sora... WERE MEN! WE DON'T HAVE OVERIES!!"
"So.. You mean... Zexion and Xigbar arn't real??"
"You named.. Your non-exsitant overies..." Riku's eye twitched. "Zexion and Xigbar?"
"Well, yeah. You wanna know what I named my penis?"
"Uh.. Not particullarly.. No... But go ahead..."
"I named him Roxas."
"I knew I shouldnt have asked...."
"Anyway, wheres Kairi?"
"Sora, the door has opened."
"What about Kairi? Did she open too? For public survices."
"Kairi's coming with us. HIDE THE SAUSAGE!!"
o.O
Then darkness started consuming Riku. "I'm not afraid of the darkness." He smirked.
"Well.. Duh.. You become Prince Of Darkness."
"Sounds better then the Key to our survival."
"Eh.. True."
Then Riku held out his hand as the darkness started to consume Sora. Sora tried to take his hand. But wait.. Would his fangirls think him gay?? ((What fangirls? Riku has them all.)) So he turned away.
"Sorry Riku.. I don't love you that way.."
"You idiot.." Riku said as he dissapered.
Sora dissapered too, until there was a bright light and he had a keybladde.
"Where'd this come from? It's a golden penis!" He exclaimed.
Wrong.. It's a keyblade .
"I like golden penis better. Anyway, to find Kairi."
He went to the secret place, just in time to find Kairi."
"Sora.. I lost my pink, glow in the dark, vibrating, dildo, that makes 24 farm animal noises."
O.o
"Oh.. I lost my heart too.." Then the door opened and she was blown away. So was Sora. To the giant cookie. It was back and looked more fierce then ever.
"How can a cookie look fierce?"
I have no clue.
He swung the keyblade at the cookie, causing it to slightly crumble. But they couldn't finish there battle, for they were both sucked into a giant portal.. To somewhere...
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Kinky- I dont think I did a good job on this chappy but w/e. Please review and tell me if I did or now.
Sora- Kookies!