Sora- Not again.
Leon- Hey I'm in this one :3
Riku- Uhh.. That's not a good thing
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Chapter 6 ----- Traverse town: First visit
Donald, who's name sounds too familiar to Download, and Goofy, who's name sounds too familiar to I dont even know,
were looking at the stars. One blinked out, but they didn't seem to notice.
"Is that the little dipper?"Donald asked.
"I think it's the big dipper.."Goofy said.
"No it's the little.." Donald insisted.
"NOpe, big."
"Little"
"BIIIIIG."
"Mine is jargantuan", some random person said.((A/N: You have to be really pervy to get that.))
"I have erectile disfunction." Someone else said.
O.o
"Umm.. Let's get out of here.."Donald said.((A/N: Dammit I keep wanting to write download.))
"Right."
And they walked off.
"Where's the key with a kid attatched to it?" Donald asked.
"Let's ask stalker-man..." Goofy said.
"I'd uh.. Rather not.." Donald replied.
"Yeah.. Right. Come on you stupid dog!" Goofy said like Eustice for Courage the Cowardly dog.. God I hate that show.
Pluto went up and licked Sora. Then the Power Puff Girls came.
"Have you seen a monkey named Mo jojojojoojpjpjojojojojoppkpkp?" They asked.
"Isn't that like too many jos and not enough mos."Sora woke up asking.
"No there's only one mo."
"Damn.. I really need to watch girly cartoons more. Wait.. Where the hell am I anyway?"
'In Traverse town the city of Townsville was destroyed by the heartless." Bubbles cried.
"You said that like I would care.."Sora said.
The power puff girls went off crying, Pluto chasing them.
Sora walked in the distance. Where were all his friends?
"I wish I had a pickle.." He said.
Just then a man popped out of nowhere and fell to the ground, his heart being taken. A heartless appeared.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S THE OVERY PEOPLE!! They've returned to take Xigbar and Zexion."
Just then the heartless shook it's head and pointed to something else.
"Nuuuuu not Roxas!! Anything but him!"
He ran away but the heartless were EVERYWHERE. Except in Sora's ear.
"Yay! I still have my ear!!"
Just then a heartless bit off his ear. Sora started to cry. "I liked that.. I named him Marluxia! My other ear's name is Vexen!!"
Did you name every part of your body?
O.o
"Maybe.."
Just then a mysterious person in red shot them all dead.
"Who are you?" Sora asked.
"Shhhh.. I'm trying to loose Stalker man."The mysterious man replied.
"VINCENT!! Where areeeee you hunny??"
"Agghggggg!!!"Vincent screamed. "It's stalker man!"
"Call me 3" He said. Then he noticed Sora. "Hey your pretty hot, too bad I'm not a child molestor."
"Uhhhh.. Thanks?" Sora's eye twitched.
"My name's Leon." The man said.
Then some heartless came.
"Not the overy/ear people again.."
"Uh.. Those things.. Are actually after your heart and your keyblade ."Leon said.
"Really? Then what are the overy people?"
"That would be Organization XIII."
"So Xigbar wants to steal himself?"
"What am I physcic?"
"Most stalkers are..."
"True dat... Anyway, I'm here to molest your golden penis.. Er.. Keyblade."
"There's no way you can molest Saix."
"You named your keyblade Saix? Oh for the love of... Fine I'll fight you and take it. Then I'll go stalk my Vinny again."
He took out his gunblade. They fought and Sora collapsed.
"Aww your slipping Leon."Yuffie said.
"I didnt want to scratch his beautiful, succulent face.."
O.o
Meanwhile.
Donald and Goofy were really scared.
"I think I wet myself" Donald said.
"Better then what I did.." Goofy whispered.
All of a sudden Aerith came up behind him.
"Are you guys sent here by the king?"She asked.
Meanwhile, Sora was asleep.
"Come on you lazy thingy wake up."Kairi said.
"My penis is lazy.. Hmm never thought of it that way before."
"What?"
"Im so glad your ok Kairi."
"Kairi? Who's that? Im the great ninja Yuffie and I sewed your ear back on!"
The dream went away and Sora found himself looking at Yuffie.
"I think you over did it Stalker Man "Yuffie said.
"Its Leon"He grumbled.
"We had to get the keyblade away from you cause of the heartless."
"So thats what the overy peple are called."
"Overies? Do you actually believe you have them?"
"Well yeah doesnt everyone?"
"Uh.. Nevermind..."
Sora got his keyblade back. Then they expained about some dude named Ansem and other worlds. Then the heartless attacked."
"Not my overies!!"Yuffie ran away.
"Looks like its just you and me Sora."
"Wait.. But I want my overies too."
"For the last time!!! Oh nevermind!!"
Sora and Leon fought many heartless. So did Donald and Goofy.
"A heartless!"Jiminy said.
"Oh my shit its a talking cricket!!!" Goofy fainted. Donald blasted him with him magic and they flew high into the sky, landing on Sora.
Then a bunch of heartless attacked and finally..
"I am Mojojojojojojojojojojoojojooojojojo-"
Sora butt raped him with the keyblade and sent him to mars.
"A key!" Donald and Goofy said. "We've been looking for you.. Come with us."
"Uh.. Can I find Riku, Kairi, and Dante Sparda?"
"Sure.."They lied.
"Sora.. Go with them" Leon said.
And Vincent popped out of nowhere.
"Take me with you!!! I dont wanna be stuck with emo stalker guy!!"
"Oh Vincent baby Im not emo!" Leon smiled cutely.
O.o
Vincent ran away with Leon stalking after him.
"Nuuu being emo."Donald said in which Sora made the creepiest smile EVER. Then they introdued themselves.
"Im the muffin man" Yuffie said.
Meanwhile....
"This is the evil convention only evil people here."Malefiancet said to Superman.
"Aww damit.." He said and flew off.
"That brat took down the heartless but I have something special for him.."
OH YEAH.
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