Sora-Who?
Kinky- You'll see
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Chapter 7-Wonderland
Sora, Goofy, and Donald, fell into a hole. Dont ask me where this hole was located. But they fell and they reached the bottom to see a rabbit running by saying he was late.
"Oh my shit! It's a talking rabbit now!! What will become of life as we know it???"Sora gasped as he passed out.
So did Goofy and Donald.
The white rabbit ran through a door saying hes late and the king would take his head.
After waking up Sora, Goofy, and Donald, went through a door. They came to another door. It began to tell them they were too big to go through. "OH MY CRAP ITS A TALKING DOOR NOW????" Donald fainted.
Sora sighed realizing something. "I just realized that Donalds a talking duck... and I have no clue what you are Goofy. Are you a chimera?"
"My Mom was a human and my Dad was a dog."
Sora's eye twitched."I guess I'll call you a human dog or a hog. What about a duman?"
"Goofy will do fine" he replied.
"Are you guys gonna keep me awake ANY longer" The door sighed.
"How do we get small?"Sora asked.
"Drink that botle over there."
"Is it rat poison?"
"Uhhh... Noooo.. Whyever would we poisen outsiders?"
"Ok!!!!!!" Sora said a little to enthiusastly..
Just then Brittney Spears walked in.
"Ohemgee Its Brittney Bitch. I am soooo like thirsty for a guy, but I'll drink this rat poisioning just cause it'll make me an even worse mother."
She drunk it and dropped dead.
"HOW THE EF ARE WE GONNA GET SMALL?"Sora yelled.
"Fine. Another glass popped up on the table."
Sora ran to it and started drinking it.
"Shouldn't you like test it first?" Donald said, now awake.
Then Sora shrunk. So the rest of the the gang, drank it too.
They all shrunk, except for Donald. Something wasn't right.
"I hic... Like.. Hic... Bewbies."He said.
Then he shrunk, but he was still in a drunken state.
He started to sing.
"Oooh you touch my tralala... Mmmm my ding ding dong."
o.O
They hauled Doanld and went through the door.
They saw a court in the distance and ran as a girl was being sentenced.
The king was...
Gunther!
"This girl is the culprit, I'm sure of it." He said. "And the reason is... She doesnt have a penis. You have to have a penis in penis land"
"I thought this was Wonderland.' Sora whispered
"For the crime you commited do you have any defense?"
"Umm. Girls dont have penis?'"she said.
"We'd better help her."Sora said running over. "STOP! Just because she doesnt have a Roxas doesnt mean she has to die."
"Wait.."The girl said. "Can I chop off your penis with safety sciccors and glue it to my forhead? Then I can be a unicorn!"
"Uhhh.. Not Roxas."
"Fine." She looked at Donald.
"I'll go..hic.. Look for one hic, in that hic garden hic over there." He took off before anyone could say anything.
The chestire cat appeared in front of Goofy and Sora. "I have a kitty penis. It's furry and pink."
O.o
"Ummm...0kay?"Sora said.
"Donald where are you" Asked Goofy. He found him lying in pile of teletubies passed out.
The teletubies were singing.
"If your happy and you know it clap your toes."
Riku came out of nowhere and obivilarated them all. Then he teleported out of penisland.
"Was that Riku?' Sora exclaimed.
"Nooo... I think it was Freddy Couger."
They picked up Donald and went back to court.
"She has no ding ding dong so now I must chop off her head" Said Gunther.
Sora and Goofy fought the cards and chopped up a tower, that was shaped like a penis. But when they went to rescue Alice, she wasn't there.
"What the ef?"Sora asked.
They went off to to find her finding the mad hatters tea party and a bunch of other crap. They kept seeing the Chesire cat everywhere, and it wouldn't shut up about it's ding ding dong.
"Are you TRYING to stalk us?"Sora asked the Chesire cat. Then they were attacked by a bunch of heartless.
Sora hid behind Goofy. "NOT THE OVERY PEOPLE!!!!!"
Goofy sighed
They fought them and then went back to where they came from where a giant banana attacked them.
"Do they really think were scared of a banana?" Goofy asked.
Then the bannana took out 3 giant swords, 2 handguns, a saw, a knife, a gernade, and a dildo.
"RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sora looked the door real fast and they ran away.
Kinky- Please R&R
Giant banana- |Comes out of no where|
Kinky- RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN