My Heart's Lavender Eyes
"Normal speech"
'Thought'
Kyuubi
Other enormous beings
"Disclaimer"
I do not own Naruto or any affiliation there being, I am doing this fanfic because I enjoy making this story, not for profit (which I do not get by the way)
Chapter :14
Time to rest
"These are going to be great pictures, I'm glad I got this camera in time for the trip." said Kurenai as she turned it off so that it would save energy.
"Wait a minute!" exclaimed Kiba as he quickly stood up.
Kurenai was kneeling down by her bag, and looked up at the upset Inuzuka.
"Where did you get that camera?" asked Kiba accusingly as he stood over her.
"I got it from a friend of mine, he is always nice to me, and gives me good stuff for free." said Kurenai defensively as she gave him a "so what?" look.
"Oh... Okay fine, I believe you." said Kiba as he sat back down in his chair.
Kurenai thought for a moment.
"Why did you ask, did someone take your camera or something?" asked Kurenai curiously.
"No, I just wanted to make sure that it wasn't Tsunade's camera that had blackmail content of Hinata." said Kiba as he crossed his arms.
"What do you care?" asked Neji rudely as he glared at the dog boy.
Kiba gave him a loathing look, closed his eyes, and decided he would tell him anyways.
"If you must know, when I was growing up..."
"You're grown up?" asked Ten Ten skeptically.
"Grrr..." growled Kiba.
"Anyway, when I was growing up, I always had an abusive mother because of her drinking problem, so I never liked to stay at home. I was lonely and wanted a sister or brother, but she never had any siblings aside from me." said Kiba.
"What about you're older sister Hana?" asked Kurenai.
"..."
"Meh..." said Kiba with a shrug.
(Group sweatdrop)
"Anyways, I was lonely, so it was always nice to go on missions with Hinata, because I think of her as my sister of sorts." said Kiba as he opened his eyes.
"I always look out for her, or I at least try to." finished Kiba as Neji gave him a nod.
Neji then inadvertently snuggled with TenTen on their chairs, but nobody seemed to notice.
"Wow, in a canine family, I figured that the mother would be overly caring, and not abusive." commented Neji.
"Yeah, but it was the alcohol that did it." said Kiba with a sigh.
"Wow Kiba...I had no idea that your mom was such a bitch..." said TenTen who stopped talking immediately realizing what she had said.
"..."
Suddenly everyone was holding their breath and their faces were turning red.
"HAAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAA!!"
Everyone was cracking up laughing as Kiba sat there puzzled.
"What?! What's so funny?" demanded Kiba as he looked around to his fellow ninja who were mostly rolling around on the floor aside from Shino who merely stood there, and Naruto with Hinata because they were still sitting down.
"HAahuwaHAHAA!! MY...MY...MY SIDES!!" laughed Kakashi as he continued to roll around on the floor.
"What?! Tell me!" demanded Kiba again as he stood up.
Even Shino was now chuckling lightly.
"B-bitch!! Hahahe he...she...your mom...bitch! Hahahhaaahaaaa!!" laughed Kurenai as she braced herself against her chair.
Suddenly Kiba had a contemplative look on his face.
"..."
Everyone saw his face and stopped laughing despite how funny it was.
"...I don't get it..." said Kiba looking puzzled.
"hmmmmmnnnnnnphhhhh" muffled Kurenai as she held her hands over her mouth trying not to laugh.
"HAAhahaahaa!"
Everyone was back on the ground laughing again and Kiba still didn't have a clue.
Kakashi finally stopped laughing and walked up to Kiba to explain while everyone held their breath to listen.
"Kiba... Your family is all part of the human, as well as the canine family correct?" snickered Kakashi in the most polite manner as possible.
"Um... yes, we are all part dog... why?" asked Kiba suspiciously.
Kakashi muffled a stiffled laugh from Kurenai with his hand and continued to explain.
"So, when Ten Ten called your mom a bitch, the irony in it all is that she is technically a bitch." explained Kakashi, managing to not laugh.
"..."
"Yeah, my mom is a bitch... What of it?" asked Kiba with a confused expression.
"Hahaaaahaahahaha!!...Ho...ho...holy Crap!" screamed Kurenai as she pulled out her camera.
"I...I...Gotta have a picture!" gasped Kurenai, barely able to breath through her laughing.
She stood up and took a picture of Kiba with everyone behind him on the ground laughing.
Kiba still didn't know what was so funny, but whatever it was, she had a picture of it, and it offended him.
"Hey!" said Kiba as he reached out and swatted the camera from her hands.
"Hey!" said Kurenai as the camera flew across the cave.
Everyone watched in suspense as the camera flew through the air.
The camera made its way across the room and hit Naruto square in the face.
"OW! HEY!" shouted Naruto as he slightly sat up, rubbing his face in pain.
The camera bounced from his face and flew into the air.
When Naruto moved, he woke the sleeping form of Hinata, who was still hugging him on his lap. (Yaaaaaawn) She turned around and yawned as she sat facing away from Naruto, which he did not seem to notice.
The camera flew down and landed in her lap, then from there, it easily slid down into her pants.
Everyone sat there staring at what had happened, and nobody made a sound.
Hinata was too groggy and tired to notice, and just sat there with her eyes half open.
'Oh great...' thought Naruto as he reached forward.
'Heh...This time it's actually going to be me putting my hands down her pants!' thought Naruto jokingly as he pushed his hand down past her belt-line and into her pants.
Hinata's eyes which were once half open, were now wide open and doubled in size.
Naruto couldn't get a hold of the camera, and reached down deeper to get a better hold of the other side.
Hinata was red in the face and looked tensed up as she gripped the ground tightly with her hands.
Naruto got his hand around the other side of the camera and accidentally took a picture.
(chk!)
The flash of the camera traveled around the whole tunnel, and everyone was shocked stiff.
"..."
Everyone just sat there in amazement at what had just happened.
"Heh...oops...let's hope she was wearing panties!" said Naruto jokingly as he finally retrieved the camera from her pants.
"..."
Naruto looked around at the looks on everyone's faces to see that they all seemed to be in a dreaded suspense.
"What?" asked Naruto innocently as he held up the camera.
"It's not like she hasn't stuck her hand in my pants before!" defended Naruto.
Kurenai and TenTen put their hands up over their mouths, and Gai and Kakashi put a hand on their forehead and shook their heads.
Hinata was so red in the face that her skin tone seemed to light up the room a bit.
Everyone was still in suspense, waiting for Hinata to do or say something.
"What!?" asked Naruto irritatedly, as he looking around at everyone.
Hinata who was silent up to his point suddenly had a realization.
'Naruto...my pants...wait...Naruto...is alive!!! Alive!!!!!' thought Hinata as her embarrassment and angst all quickly melted away at the thought.
"NARUTO!!" screamed Hinata as she flew around and hugged him.
Naruto blushed and stood there in shock.
"You...you were awake?!" asked Naruto incredulously as Hinata continued to put him in a bear hug.
She didn't hear him through her new-found tears of happiness, but knew that he had said something.
She tore herself away from him to look into his eyes. She saw the cerulean blue orbs gazing back at her and all she could see was his self-sacrifice and love.
She remembered what he did for them just to make this tunnel, and how important this mission was, so she couldn't help to be happy to see her favorite blond alive and well.
She thought back to all he had done for her, and for everyone else, and the thought alone caused her to be a bit more bold.
She quickly and passionately pulled her face close to his and gently kissed him on the lips.
Nauto could only sit there in shock.
'Hin... Hinata?!' thought Naruto incredulously.
Naruto's thinking was disrupted by a sudden feeling in his chest. He felt an overwhelming love coming from Hinata, and an equally overwhelming love coming from him.
Naruto couldn't concentrate on anything other than the kiss, and he dropped the camera. The camera hit the ground and the flash went off.
They didn't care, they continued to passionately feel each other's presence as Naruto's hand moved down to her hips.
Hinata was barely hanging onto her consciousness, the emotions she was feeling were overwhelming, and her body and mind could only take so much for so long.
Naruto closed his eyes and deepened the kiss.
His tongue pushed past her lips and touched her tongue, wrapping around it playfully.
That was the last straw that broke her mental awareness.
Suddenly Hinata turned a stark red and started to fall to the side. Naruto felt her movement and caught her before she hit the ground.
Naruto looked upon her face to see that she had a happy look on her flushed beautiful face.
"Heh...I guess I'm a good kisser..." whispered Naruto jokingly as he leaned her back up against him.
'If she keeps fainting every time we kiss, sex is going to be REALLY awkward...' thought Naruto as he blushed at the thought.
He realized he was thinking way too far ahead, and dropped the subject.
Everyone seemed to be relaxed, but couldn't keep their eyes off of them.
"They're such a cute couple!" exclaimed Kurenai as she hugged Kakashi and slightly shook him.
"Yeah..." said Kakashi as he escaped Kurenai to go over to the two.
"You know Naruto, if a person keeps fainting from an emotional overload, it can slightly effect the memory." warned Kakashi as he looked at Hinata, who was now trying to put her hand in Naruto's pants, but couldn't because of his belt.
'Ha!' thought Naruto as he watched her try to get in.
"Wait What?! She could lose memories?" exclaimed Naruto as he waved his arms around in protest to what Kakashi said.
"Only temporarily, they would be brought back by a similar situation that would jog her brain to remember. It can happen with any form of large mental stress. The brain reacts to the stress like a cold to your body, so your brain tries to block it out. Basically, the memories are pushed to the back of the mind." said Kakashi as he shrugged.
Naruto looked awfully distressed.
"I'm not saying that she DID lose any memories, I'm just saying that she COULD lose some of her memories, and the memories lost would have to be recent." said Kakashi.
"But I doubt that would ever happen." said Gai.
"Right, so there is nothing to worry about." finished Kakashi.
"Oh...Gaaaah!!" said Naruto as he looked down at Hinata, she had undone his belt, and was fondling him.
"..."
"For god's sake..." said Neji as he put his hand on his head.
"Okay! How the hell?!" exclaimed Naruto as he took her hand out and buckled his belt back on.
Everyone turned away in embarrassment except for Kakashi who still wanted to talk to him.
"Heh...I had no idea Hinata was such a perv, makes me proud to know that you know how to choose em!" said Kakashi as he smiled.
"Wha... What?! Hinata is not a pervert!" exclaimed Naruto
"Fine, then she's a horn-dog." added Kakashi.
"A wha?...No! No she isn't! Hinata is a respectable girl!" assured Naruto.
"Yeah, the respectable girl with her hand down your pants!" said Kakashi as he pointed at his pants.
Naruto looked down to see that she already had her hand back in his pants.
"..."
"She's just doing this subconsciously, its not her fault, and she's not a pervert!" complained Naruto.
"Not a pervert? She just LICKED you a couple of minutes ago!"
"Wha... well, she... she could have been dreaming of ice cream!" defended Naruto.
"Yeah, blonde spiky-haired ice cream..." said Kakashi with a smile.
"But...you...she..." stuttered Naruto.
"..."
"Whatever! But Hinata is a respectable girl, and if you smudge her name, you will have my kunai shoved down your throat!" threatened Naruto.
"More like she will have your dick shoved down her thr..." started Kakashi.
"Kakashi!!" exclaimed Naruto.
Kakashi just smiled, and turned around to leave.
"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, and I'll make sure that THEY don't either..." said Kakashi as he walked towards the group.
Kakashi walked up to the group and stood in the middle, ready to give everyone a speech. Everyone sat there in their chairs in rapt attention, because it looked as though Kakashi was about to give them a very serious talk.
"Okay everyone listen up! Hinata's a filthy pervert, but Naruto doesn't want us to tell anyone..." began Kakashi.
"HEY!!" complained Naruto.
"Just kidding!" assured Kakashi defensively as he smiled at him.
Kakashi then motioned for everyone to gather closer, and he began to quietly talk to them.
Naruto pouted as he watched Kakashi carefully to make sure that he wasn't saying anything bad about her.
Naruto noticed that he had become very defensive around Hinata, and wouldn't let anyone speak bad of her. She laid there in his arms, as quiet and as peaceful as ever.
"(sigh)" sighed Naruto happily as he looked onto her innocent face.
'I wonder what he is saying?' thought Naruto as he turned his attention to Kakashi who was standing at the center of the circle still talking to everyone.
Suddenly everyone got up and walked over to him and Hinata, and they all looked like they were concealing something.
"What are you guys doing?..." asked Naruto suspiciously as they all surrounded them.
"Grab him!" shouted Gai as Lee quickly slid underneath, then behind Naruto, and put him and Hinata into a full body hold.
"Hey! what the?!" exclaimed Naruto as he struggled to break free. Ten Ten and Kurenai then moved in with smirks on their faces. Ten Ten slipped something in to his pocket while Kurenai moved in so that she was close to his face.
"Wha...wait!" exclaimed Naruto.
Naruto gulped and tried to squirm out of Lee's grip.
"It is no use Naruto, I am too strong for you." said Lee as he continued to keep him from moving.
"Naruto, I want you to tell us everything that happened in the cave, and don't try to lie, Kakashi can tell if you are lying." said Kurenai as she smiled along with Kakashi who was watching him like a hawk. Kurenai stepped back to let Kakashi get a better view of him.
Naruto was about to protest, but was interrupted by a voice from behind them.
"Na...Naruto?"
Everyone turned around to see a teary-eyed Sakura standing next to Neji.
Everyone stood there in shock at the pink-haired girls sudden appearance.
"You... you're alive!?" said Sakura trembling.
Naruto simply nodded.
He had forgotten about Sakura.
After he acknowledged her, he then continued to try and break free of Lee's grip.
Sakura ran forward and flung herself onto Naruto.
"Naruto!" said Sakura as she hugged him and Hinata and Lee in one big hug.
"I... I thought... I thought you were... were dead..." said Sakura with a trembling voice.
"Yeah, so did I." said Naruto as he gave up on trying to get free.
Suddenly Sakura felt someone hugging her from behind. It was Gai.
"..."
"What is the matter with you?" sighed Kakashi while putting his hand on his head.
"What?! Everyone was doing it, and I don't like to be left out." defended Gai as he backed away from them and stood next to Kakashi who sighed at his "Rival".
Sakura backed away from Naruto and gave him a smile while wiping the tears from her eyes."Glad to have you back Naruto." said Sakura emotionally.
"Glad to be back... sort of." said Naruto as he tried to wiggle his way out, but to no avail.
"Wait, why is Naruto tied up?" asked Sakura as she looked for Kakashi to answer.
"He needs to tell us what happened in the cave, and we want it to come from him, not you Sakura." replied Kakashi.
"Why?" asked Sakura wondering why she couldn't just tell them.
"Because Naruto was the team leader, and his imput is the most valuable." replied Kakashi as he stared at Naruto.
Naruto was about to speak, but was interrupted by a cold voice.
"And the paper Sakura wrote us before was too vague, so we need a full description now." said Neji, with a stern look on his face.
Naruto didn't know about the paper, but knew that he still had some explaining to do whether he knew what they were talking about or not.
"Fine, if you want to know what happened, I can tell you." said Naruto as he closed his eyes.
"Me, Sakura, and Hinata were jumping through the trees towards our destination point, it didn't take very long to get there, and we didn't have any problems." started Naruto.
Everyone looked to Kakashi and he shook his head which meant that Naruto was lying to them.
"(sigh) Naruto, I said not to lie." said Kakashi sternly.
Naruto ignored him and continued.
"After getting to the field where we needed to burrow, I called you guys to tell you that we were in position, and we had no troubles there." said Naruto as he closed his eyes.
Everyone looked to Kakashi and he shook his head.
"You're lying Naruto, I'm not sure about what, but you are dodging around something, just make it easy on yourself and tell us the truth." said Kakashi sternly.
Everyone gave Naruto a bad look, and they started to whisper to each other.
Naruto gulped and continued.
"After we got to a certain point in the tunnel, we stopped to rest where nothing of particular interest happened." said Naruto nervously as he looked over to Kakashi pleadingly.
"(sigh) Naruto, your still lying, I can tell, you can't hide anything from me. Just tell us the truth before we have to use drastic measures." said Kakashi who reached his hand in to his pocket.
Naruto saw him reaching for something, and decided that Kakashi reaching for anything that was in his pocket was a bad thing.
"Okay! Okay! After we got past that point, I found that we could take a faster way to get underneath the Akatsuki, and that any other way would not get to Sasuke in time." said Naruto.
Everyone was looking at Naruto as though he were lying, but Kakashi didn't say anything.
"Okay, that was the truth, but you still haven't told us what happened before." said Kakashi as he pulled out some kind of blue liquid which was encased in a glass vile.
'Poison?!' thought Naruto as he tried to get free again, but to no avail. He had to tell them something, but it had to be anything but the truth! So Naruto quickly blabbed something out.
"After I found this out, I told Hinata and Sakura good bye possibly forever and drilled the hole with a Rasengan blast of sorts, which afterwards, I fell into unconsciousness." said Naruto quickly under the pressure.
Everyone suddenly looked shocked and sad at hearing that Naruto had said goodbye forever, but they still all looked to Kakashi who shook his head.
"Naruto, that was the truth, but you need to tell us what happened before, in the trees, and in the clearing, and in the tunnel that you are dodging around." said Kakashi as he popped the cork of off the top of the vile.
"Or else." said Kakashi as he moved closer.
Naruto was flustered, he didn't know what to do.
'I... I can't tell them the truth, but... but I'm no use to this team, or anyone if I'm dead!' thought Naruto as he knew couldn't break free, and there was no other option.
Kakashi came closer to Naruto's face, ready to pour the liquid down his throat.
"Hinata stuck her hand down my pants!" screamed Naruto as thought it was the last thing he were ever going to say.
Kakashi was so surprised that he almost dropped the bottle.
"She did it like, seventeen times, all on different occasions! In the trees, in the clearing, and in the cave! She was unconscious from running into a tree, and I carried her, but she kept fondling my junk man! It's not my fault! Now let me go! That's the truth I swear!" screamed Naruto quickly as Lee, in surprise, let him go.
They all looked at Kakashi incredulously and he just sat there with a surprised look on his face.
"He's... he's telling the truth..." said Kakashi as though he didn't believe his own truth detecting skills.
Naruto had Hinata bridal style and she was still hugging him quite happily.
But Naruto did not mimic her happy face, his face looked sad and mistreated.
Naruto quickly stood up.
"THERE!!! SATISFIED!?!?" shouted Naruto.
He ran a ways down the cave and sat down against the wall so that he could be away from everyone.
There was a silence among the group, as they all looked down the cave into the dark where they couldn't see, and they knew that Naruto and Hinata were there.
"Oh great, now I feel like an asshole..." said Kakashi as he put the vile back into his bag.
"Honey, you are an asshole." said Kurenai as she put a hand on his shoulder.
'Well, if it isn't the wind beneath my wings...' thought Kakashi sarcastically.
Everyone went to the circle of chairs and sat down.
"(sigh) We didn't mean to put him on the spot like that, but it is ninja code to have an update from the team leader if a sequence of the mission is completed." said Kakashi as he sat down into his chair next to Kurenai.
"We have to say that we are sorry." said Gai as he crossed his arms.
"I agree." said Lee as he mimicked Gai.
"We all agree, and we all care for the knuckle head, but we still need to give him a psychiatric evaluation." said TenTen as she and Kurenai nodded.
"A psychiatric evaluation? For what?!" asked Sakura incredulously.
"Well, Naruto has been through a lot lately with Hinata, and aside from that, it doesn't help that he was raised by a man who grew up without parents, two super-perverts, and a raging alcoholic gambler." said Ten Ten who had successfully listed off all of Naruto's parental guardians.
"You know, this tunnel carries sound a long ways, I can hear everything you were saying..." said Naruto who had suddenly appeared next to Kakashi.
They all sat there looking surprised and yet sorry, so Naruto spoke up.
"Don't worry, I heard everything... and I forgive you." said Naruto as smiled at them.
Everyone felt better about themselves, except Ten Ten who was still looking him up and down.
"I don't know, I still think he needs an evaluation." said Ten Ten who looked worried.
"Whatever, aside from his love-troubles with Hinata, I say that he is fine." said Kakashi who was in fact a master of psychiatric ninjutsu and medical treatment.
There was a silence that followed, as everyone recognized Kakashi's talents and decided to drop it... except Sakura. who suddenly stood up.
"Wait what!? Naruto and Hinata?!" exclaimed Sakura as she looked over to the blond who could only smile sheepishly.
Sakura suddenly got an angry face and advanced towards him.
"You jerk! First you scare me to death by making me think that you were dead, and now you are fondling Hinata!" shouted Sakura as she stomped towards Naruto who was backing away from her and towards the wall.
"Wha?! I'm not fondling..." said Naruto, but he looked down to see that his hand was neatly cupped around her butt.
"I'm not fondling..." said Naruto as he backed up against the wall.
"Don't give me that crap, I know you, and I know that you would give in to your temptations too easily, and with a sweet innocent girl like Hinata!" said Sakura who started to build up chakra in her hand.
"Innocent my ass..." whispered Kakashi to Kurenai who nudged him to shut him up.
"I would never fondle Hinata!" defended Naruto.
"Yeah right! You Liar! TAKE THIS!" shouted Sakura as she threw a swift but strong punch.
Right before the punch hit, Naruto used his flash step and moved into the middle of the circle.
(BAM!!!)
Sakura's punch created a crack in the wall that creeped up to the ceiling. The crack then started to form around into a circle.
Suddenly a huge amount of dirt and rock fell from the circle in a huge thundering roar.
"Everyone move!" shouted Kakashi over the rumbling of the rock and debree.
Everyone grabbed their chairs and used them to dig into the ground behind them and pole vault them-selves out of the way, Naruto quickly flash-stepped again and appeared next to Kakashi who was already well out of the way.
All of the debris fell and made a large pile of dirt and rock in the middle of the room.
The falling dirt created a large dust cloud that filled the entire room.
The dust began to clear from the dirt hitting the ground, and there sitting on a toilet in the middle holding a news paper was the one and only Sasuke Uchiha.
Sasuke had a really bewildered look on his face, and quickly reached down to pull up his pants.
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!" shouted Sasuke as he zipped up his fly.
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END CHAPTER
Hahahaaha! BITCH!
For those that didn't get that joke(god help you) it was funny because Kiba 's mom would be a female dog, which is the actual meaning of bitch!HAHAHA!
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