My Heart's Lavender Eyes
"Normal speech"
'Thought'
Kyuubi
Other enormous beings
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"Disclaimer"
I do not own Naruto or any affiliation there being, I am doing this fanfic because I enjoy making this story, not for profit (which I do not get by the way)
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Chapter 18:
Operation: Amnesia P1
HOLY HELL!!" screamed Naruto as he grabbed his tail and began to freak out. He tried to run away from it, but he tripped on
Hinata's I.V. chord and fell directly into her lap.
"..."
Naruto had his face directly in between her legs, and he had face planted hard into the dirt. His tail went completely stiff
when he hit, but then went limp as he drifted into unconsciousness.
"Hinata?...Hinata?!" asked Kurenai as she waved her hand in front of her lavender eyes.
"(sigh) She fainted..." said Kurenai.
"It always happens so quickly, and only when HE is around her!" accused Kurenai as she pointed at Naruto who was still in a very inappropriate position.
"..."
(snap!)
Everyone looked for the source of the noise, to find that Kiba had taken another picture.
"Couldn't resist, it's too coincidential..." said Kiba as he snickered to himself.
"What, like your mom actually being a bitch?" asked Kakashi to try and quiet him down.
"Hey! That was a long time ago, and it was only because of her drinking problem, which she has licked by the way!" shouted Kiba.
Everyone quieted down into another awkward silence until Kakashi decided to break it.
"Perhaps we should take into action my mental plan, which I haven't shared with any of you as of now." said Kakashi dramatically, gaining everyone's attention.
"..."
"Well, what is your plan?" asked Neji.
"Remove the fox boy from Hinata before his tongue spasms in his unconsciousness or something..." said Kakashi as both his eyebrows went up and down suggestively.
"If you catch my drift..." said Kakashi
"YES! We got it! Geez..." said TenTen as she covered her face in embarrassment and blushed.
"Right then, best get to it..." said Kakashi as he got up to move Naruto.
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"Kiiiiiit..." said a voice.
"Hey Kiiiiiiiiiit..." said the voice again.
"Wake up moron!"shouted the Kyuubi as he angrily awaited the awakening of his host.
"Ugh! Kyuubi? Do you have any idea what time it is?!" exclaimed Naruto as he rubbed his eyes.
"Yes, a couple seconds after you passed out you infathomable ignoramus!"shouted the Kyuubi.
"Passed out? wait a minute, why am I here...and what's an ig...nor...aaammm...us?" asked Naruto confusingly.
"1, Because I allowed you to be here, and 2, it's the same time as an idiot."said the Kyuubi angrily.
"We need to talk..."continued the Kyuubi.
"Ridiculous..." murmured Naruto.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"shouted the Kyuubi loudly enough to make Naruto's ears ring.
"I said...Uh...Red tick, you bus!" said Naruto as he mentally hit himself for being an idiot.
'Wow, that was dumb...' thought Naruto.
"Yeah, I know."said Kyuubi teasingly.
"..."
"...Anyways...Naruto, we need to talk about something."said the Kyuubi dramatically.
"(sigh) okay, shoot" said Naruto, ready for the worst.
"Naruto, there comes a time in every young man's life, when he looks at a girl and thinks to himself: Damn! I gotta hit that!"said the Kyuubi with a completely straight face.
Naruto sat there for a couple seconds in complete emotional confusion. He didn't know whether to hide himself from embarassment, or laugh his head off.
"...Kyuubi...are you on some new allergy meds or something?" questioned Naruto cautiously.
"Wha...NO! I was just giving you THE TALK, because to me, it looks as though you need it..."said Kyuubi.
"No, I already got that talk from Iruka a long time ago, it was the worst..." said Naruto as he thought for a second.
"Kyuubi, why did you give the talk so...weirdly?" asked Naruto curiously.
"Weirdly? That was the same speech my father gave me..." said the Kyuubi.
"Wow...no wonder you're so fucked up..." mumbled Naruto.
"I'm ignoring that..."said Kyuubi as he closed his eyes and looked away as though he didn't care.
"Wait...Kyuubi..." said Naruto as he lingered on a thought.
"Why did you think I needed it?" asked Naruto inquisitively.
"Where I come from, that's what a father tells his son when he meets with a girl in heat and doesn't know what to do..."said Kyuubi.
"But, if you say you don't need it..." teased the Kyuubi, knowing he'd fall for the bait.
"Wait! What girl?" asked Naruto confused at Kyuubi's prodding.
"Nobody at all...nobody at all...just thought I'd mess with ya."said Kyuubi with a smile.
'I'll let him discover who that is on his own...' thought Kyuubi happily.
"You're a sick twisted person you know that?" asked Naruto rhetorically.
'Better not tell him who likes him, I don't want to give him all of the answers...'thought Kyuubi humorously.
"Yep."said Kyuubi.
"But anyways, the reason I really wanted to talk to you, was to tell you that with power, comes responsibility, and with my powers...also comes a set of ears and a tail apparently..."said the Kyuubi humorously as he gave Naruto a studying look of interest.
Naruto knew he had a tail, but after what Kyuubi had said, he stood completely stiff. He slowly reached up to where his ears should have been, and instead of his normal small human ears, there was two long golden Elven looking ears with a smooth furry texture.
Naruto didn't say anything, but kept his gaze on Kyuubi.
'Huh, I thought he'd freak out again.' thought Kyuubi.
"There's something important I think I should fill you in on, it's about the past 24 hours, and how you've forgotten them..."said the Kyuubi as he waited to gauge Naruto's reaction, which was predictable.
"Forgot them? What do you mean?" asked Naruto in confusion.
"(sigh) Let me explain..."said the Kyuubi.
He then began to explain what had happened within the past 24 hours, the mission, the tunnel, orochimaru, but he made sure to leave out all parts about Hinata without seeming suspicious. He then explained how he was forced to give him his powers, resulting in his current fox form.
"Now that I have told you what has happened, do you understand?"asked the Kyuubi.
After a long silence Naruto finally looked up at him and nodded. He had a worn and passive look on his face, but that was understandable after such an ordeal.
"So what you're saying is...that I caused a chakra spike that wiped the memories of me, Hinata, and Kakashi for the last 24 hours?" asked Naruto inquisitively.
"That is correct, as well as Sasuke Uchiha, for an unknown period of time."said Kyuubi.
"Wait, why is Sasuke's unknown, and everybody else got 24 hours?" asked Naruto questioningly.
"Well, every person has a different chakra system, therefore, everyone will react differently to a certain kind of chakra. They could react extremely differently, or even just a little bit differently." said Kyuubi as Naruto nodded.
"So not everybody got 24 hours, but that is a pretty good estimate based on the people and the amount of power that radiated from you during the spike."said Kyuubi, who was suprised to find that Naruto understood everything he just said.
"I get it, but before when you were telling me about my second chakra spike...why did Hinata have a chakra spike as well?" asked Naruto.
'Crap! I can't tell him about that yet! He has to figure it out on his own!' thought Kyuubi as he thought of something to say.
"Well, you were hooked up to a chakra transfer system at the time, I would say that your chakra was SO great, that it simply escaped out of her body as well." lied the Kyuubi through his teeth.
"Huh, I guess that makes since." said Naruto as he scratched his head.
'Phew!' thought Kyuubi in relief.
'If he had asked about HER I wouldn't have had any fake stories ready to give him!' thought Kyuubi as he sighed in relief.
"Naruto, now that you have my chakra, I would say that it is only safe to go up to 4/9 of my full power." said Kyuubi.
"4/9? why 4/9?" asked Naruto.
"Because kit, with one tail, you are using only 1/9 of my power, which is more than enough coupled with your own power if you ask me."said Kyuubi.
"So...can I like...turn it off?" asked Naruto hopefully.
"Yes, there is a way."said Kyuubi.
"And that is?" asked Naruto.
"If you die."said Kyuubi simply.
"...you're not helping..." said Naruto.
"(sigh) There is a way..."said Kyuubi.
"But I don't think that you are going to like it..." finished Kyuubi as he gave him a look of worry.
"Kyuubi, anything to get rid of this form." said Naruto with an affirmed look on his face.
"(sigh) Naruto, is it really so bad being a kitsune?"asked Kyuubi. (kitsune is a fox)
"What do you mean?" asked Naruto.
"Of course it is! I have a tail..." started Naruto.
"Which can be used as a third arm..." finished Kyuubi.
"Yeah well...I have huge pointy ears..." started Naruto again.
"Which increase your sense of hearing ten-fold when applied." finished Kyuubi again.
"Well, my ears are too..."started Naruto again.
"Cute and attractive to girls your age." finished Kyuubi yet again.
"I mean, what girl your age doesn't want to snuggle with a cute fluffy fox?"asked Kyuubi, waiting for his reply.
"...I...I guess your right...I guess this isn't so bad..." said Naruto as he thought about it.
"See? It's not so bad, if anything it is a great advantage."said Kyuubi.
"...I guess this is something I could get used to..." said Naruto as he felt his ears again.
'Oh! They're so soft...' thought Naruto as he played with them.
"And my tail is so easy to use..." said Naruto as he swayed his tail back and forth, but then it swung around and hit him in the face.
'That's gonna need some practice...' thought Naruto.
"Hmmm..."said Kyuubi as he observed him.
"If you think that is easy, try using your chakra..." hinted Kyuubi.
"Hmm...alright." said Naruto as he formed a rasengan in his hand without barely any effort, the blue sphere floated on his hand with ease and barely made a dent in his chakra's power.
"Whoa! I AM much MUCH stronger than before... and I seem to keep having this urge to...AHH!" shouted Naruto as he suddenly felt his arm turn into meatballs and fall onto the floor.
"OH GOD! OH MY FREAKING GOD! OH GOD MY FREAKING!" screamed Naruto as he slowly started to not make since.
"CALM DOWN OR I'LL CUT OFF YOUR TAIL!"shouted Kyuubi menacingly.
"(gasp) you wouldn't..." whimpered Naruto as he hugged his tail protectively with both of his arms.
"Hey! My arm is back to normal!" said Naruto as he examined his arm, and looked to see that there were no meatballs to be found.
"Yeah. Duh. It's kitsune illusion magic, it has the same basics as your human's genjutsus, but takes more concentration to master. Your arm changed back because you shifted your attention and concentration away from your arm..."said Kyuubi.
"As to why your arm changed into meatballs, it was probably because you are..."said Kyuubi as he was interrupted by a loud noise from Naruto's stomach.
(Gggrrrrrnnnnn...)
"Hungry." finished Naruto as Kyuubi nodded his head.
"It all makes since now..." said Naruto as Kyuubi suddenly became a giant bowl of ramen.
"Um...is there a trick to shutting this off?" asked Naruto hopefully as the walls turned to celery.
'I don't even really like celery, I'm getting desperate...' thought Naruto as he listened to Kyuubi.
"Yes, you must think of your task at hand, and concentrate on whatever image first comes to mind when you think of the word -illusion-."said Kyuubi.
"When I think of the word illusion...I think of a fox...ironic..." said Naruto.
"Good, just think of that image with an X over it, and it should turn off until you think of the fox image again."said Kyuubi.
Naruto did as he said and everything turned back to normal.
"Wow, it worked." said Naruto.
"Now let me explain how the kitsune illusions work" said Kyuubi.
"They are illusions, nothing more, and you can even manipulate peoples feelings, just like genjutsu."
"You actually felt your arm being turned into meatballs, only because your brain thought it should, but that was only after you recognized the image of your hand veing turned into meatballs, do you understand?" asked Kyuubi.
"Yeah, it's kinda complicated, but I think I'll manage..." said Naruto as he whipped his tail back and forth playfully.
"It's no surprise that you turned on the kitsune illusion powers, since you were thinking of your kitsune tail at the time, you have to learn to control that." said Kyubbi as a flash of light flickered in the room for a second.
"Hmmm... It appears that you are regaining consciousness, until next time." said Kyuubi as he gave him a small smile.
"Wait! What? This is all so sudden!" exclaimed Naruto.
"It's too much too fast!" said Naruto as he began to feel grass under his chest.
Naruto felt everything around him fade and melt away as the Kyuubi continued to smile at him.
"Keep in mind what I have told you...hormonal little kitsune..."laughed Kyuubi as he melted from sight.
Before he could retort he felt his surroundings fade away, only to be replaced by soft grass underneath his stomach, and the sight of lavender undies.
"..."
He looked up to find the face of a very familiar Hyuuga girl, her eyes shocked and her face red.
Naruto quickly realized his position and flung himself to her side as though nothing happened, but before he sat down, he swept his tail towards Hinata so that he wouldn't sit on it again.
Kakashi jumped in surprise when Naruto suddenly moved, but was more surprised at his calm posture, although his face was red from what looked like embarrassment.
Naruto's tail flicked in front of Hinata's face for a second, waking her up.
She shook her head and recognized her surroundings, (the tail made it obvious), and immediately remembered what had happened. She looked down to find that Naruto was no longer between her legs, but had moved to her right.
He was doing his best to act natural, but his face was still a little red.
'Everyone is looking at you, just try to act non-chalant, and try to keep your kitsune illusion magic under control...' thought Naruto as he examined his nails and flicked his tail around as inconspicuously as possible.
"Naruto...are you okay?" asked Sakura worriedly.
Sasuke looked up at Sakura to see that she was worried, but looked back at Naruto to see his reaction. Naruto glanced at Sasuke only once to see that he was tied up, and decided to ignore him for now.
Sasuke had seen the whole thing, and was intently waiting for Naruto to realize where he was, and to start freaking out about his fox-like features again. Everyone was waiting, but the freak out never came, Naruto just looked up from his nails calmly and quickly, and looked directly at Sakura who jumped at his quick movement.
"Yes, quite fine... why would you ask?" said Naruto perfectly, although it was a little over-acted.
(Grrrrrrnnnnnn)
"...I am a bit hungry though..." said Naruto as he rubbed his stomach.
Naruto's words struck Hinata from her stupor, and she quickly got up and began to rummage through her backpack.
'Now's my chance to show Naruto some kindness.' thought Hinata as she continued to rummage.
She finally pulled out a large pot, and placed it on the fire. She then formed a few hand signs and conjured some water from the ground into the pot. At the fire's temperature, the water quickly began to boil, and Hinata began to fill the pot with ramen noodles.
"I'll make you some food Naruto." said Hinata as she began to stir the noodles around.
Everyone was surprised at Hinata's sudden cooking, but they all simultaneously decided that they had best drop it.
"Wow! Thank you Hinata!" said Naruto with a smile.
Just Naruto's words of kindness were enough to make her blush with excitement, and she instantly become nervous.
"Th-thank you N-Naruto." stuttered Hinata as she turned her attention away from Naruto so that she wouldn't be so stressed.
'Okay...Okay, you're cooking for Naruto, just give him some good food, then try to strike up a conversation with him after everyone is done eating.' thought Hinata as she affirmed herself to at least TALK to Naruto while she was stuck in the middle of the forest with him.
"Are...aren't you freaking out about your tail and ears?" asked Kiba worriedly.
"...No, while I was unconscious, I realized that having these new features would only be an advantage, so there is no reason to freak." said Naruto calmly as he gazed at Hinata.
Hinata noticed his gaze and blushed, but continued her cooking as she added some seasonings to distract herself from him.
"Wha...While you were...unconscious?..." asked Neji incredulously as he looked at Naruto with disbelief. Naruto nodded then gently grabbed Hinata's hand. She jumped only slightly when she realized he was just taking out her I.V., then took out his. She blushed from the contact, but turned her attention back to the food so she wouldn't be so embarrassed.
"Yeah, I had this weird dream, and it made me realize that this isn't so bad." said Naruto as he put the I.V. back into Kakashi's med kit at his feet. While he was pre-occupying himself with this, his tail absent-mindedly fluttered closer to Hinata.
His tail lightly grazed her upper thigh, and she jumped what must have been 30 yards into the air.
"Eeep!" squeaked Hinata as she flew to the nearest tree with heavy breathing and deep blushing.
"Naruto! careful where you put that tail! Hinata is very jumpy when she gets caught off guard." scolded Kurenai as she gave him a bad look.
"Oh! I apologize Kurenai!" said Naruto as his speech oozed with sarcasm and he stood to give her a regal bow.
"I'm sorry that I couldn't have mastered how to use my tail within a time span of a couple hours just for you!" exclaimed Naruto.
"It will take some time to get used to!" said Naruto, defending himself as he stood stubbornly with his arms crossed.
"No need to be so snappy! I'm just saying...be more careful." said Kurenai as she calmed herself down.
Naruto smiled and suddenly disappeared in a short flash of light.
He reappeared by Hinata's side and scooped her from the tree bridal style and landed her safely on the ground next to her cooking pot.
"M'lady" said Naruto gentlemanly as he gently lowered Hinata's feet to the ground and let her stand. Hinata almost fainted from the romance of it all in her mind, but she kept her head long enough to at least give him thanks.
"Th-thank y-you, you...you d-didn't have to..." started Hinata.
"Yes, I do have to, it was the least I could do since I scared you up there in the first place, AND you ARE making me a hot meal." said Naruto as he sat back on the ground, remembering to move his tail to the side.
'I'd like to make HIM a hot meal for myself to eat...' thought Hinata pervertedly as she blushed from the images that now plagued her mind.
She shook her head and cleared her thoughts.
"Th-thank you." said Hinata as she picked up her wooden spoon to keep stirring the ramen.
It wasn't long before the ramen was done, but in the mean-time, they struck up random conversations with each other in the normal fashion, leaving Shino and Kakashi to be the only ones to not be in the circle yet again.
Kakashi and shino sat in silence whilst everyone else talked amongst themselves.
"..."
"Dude that's messed up..." said Kakashi.
"Ramen's r-ready." said Hinata as everyone grabbed a bowl. Naruto went last so that he could properly thank Hinata for cooking for him.
"Thanks again Hinata, I'm sure it's delicious." said Naruto as he walked up to Hinata.
'Oh god! Okay, this is nothing! Just give him a bowl.' thought Hinata.
She reached out with a smile and offered Naruto a bowl. Naruto took the bowl and poured ramen in until it was full.
"How much do you want?" asked Naruto.
"You haven't eaten yet." said Naruto as he pointed at her stomach.
"No it's fine, I would only eat what is in that bowl anyway, so you can have as much as you want." said Hinata as she felt her face flush.
'He's talking to me!' thought Hinata excitedly.
"Okay." said Naruto as he handed her his bowl. He then took the entire pot and chugged down what must have been 3 gallons of ramen.
"..."
Everyone sat in shock as he downed it in one swift gulp.
"..."
"Holy crap..." said Kakashi finally.
Naruto paused for a second after setting down the pot, and had a stunned look on his face as he seemed to be staring off into space.
"Naruto...are you..." started Hinata, but she stopped when Naruto's face was suddenly right in front of her's.
"Wow Hinata! This food is awesome! Seriously! You are going to make some guy the perfect wife!" exclaimed Naruto with a smile as he sat down on the ground and patted his belly.
"Seriously though Hinata, I don't think I've ever had better ramen, man, you are going to make some guy a very happy husband." assured Naruto as he smiled at her.
'W-w-wife?!' thought Hinata as she blushed from head to toe.
"Oh jeez..." said Kurenai as she saw Hinata's flushing face.
Hinata then fell over and drifted into unconsciousness on Naruto's lap.
"Hinata? Hinata! are you okay?" asked Naruto as he frantically felt her pulse.
"She'll be all right, just let her have her rest." said Kurenai as she put her hand on her head in frustration.
"Oh, okay" said Naruto as he picked her up by her hips with ease.
'Wow...' thought Naruto as he examined her face.
'She looks hot.' thought Naruto as he noticed her red face.
"It must be because of her jacket...it looks way too warm on her." said Naruto.
He unzipped her jacket and held out his tail to hang it up on.
"There, she'll be much..." said Naruto as he froze at the sight of Hinata's body figure.
It had been hidden behind her big fluffy Hyuuga jacket, and Naruto had never thought to think of her in such a way, so he was quite caught off guard by her hidden appearance.
"...Cooler..." said Naruto as he caught himself with his mouth agape, so he quickly closed his mouth and looked away while blushing a bit.
He took her hips, and put them between his legs and rested her back against his chest so that she would be comfortable.
"Doesn't this look familiar?" hinted Kiba humorously as he nudged Kakashi with his elbow.
"Shush!" whispered Kakashi loudly as he conked Kiba on the head.
"Ow!" complained Kiba.
"What? What's so familiar?" asked Naruto curiously as he gave him a questioning look.
"Uh...uh...beeeecaaaaause...During the mission in the cave, we all sat in a circle just like this, only we had a bunch of fold-up chairs that Kakashi made." said Kurenai in relief that she had thought of a cover-up so quickly.
She then thought back and remembered the times that she and Kakashi had in the caves, and she gazed off into nothing to reminisce about it.
"(sigh)" sighed Kurenai happily as she held her heart.
'What's her deal?...' thought Kakashi as he watched her with interest.
"Oh..." said Naruto as he looked around at everyone.
'This does seem familiar somehow...'thought Naruto as he adjusted Hinata so that her head wasn't limp.
Her head fell to the right and rested comfortably in the crook of his neck while she sighed happily. Naruto blushed as the wind blew Hinata's hair into his face. At first, his reaction was to get it away from his face, but then his new fox senses caught the scent of her hair.
'Mmmmm...Lavender and Lilac...'thought Naruto as he blushed and also sighed happily.
Everyone was watching this, and Kurenai was even getting fidgety.
'Grrr! They look so happy together, even when one of them is unconscious! It's almost killing me to not tell them what happened in the caves.'thought Kurenai as she fidgeted back and forth in her seat and bit her lip.
"Relax Kurenai, here take this, it will make you more relaxed." said Kakashi as he handed her a small vile filled with a green powder.
Kurenai blushed and took the vile.
"What is it?" asked Kurenai while she examined the green powder.
"It is called green herb, I got it from this guy I know." said Kakashi as he closed his bag.
"Who, Asuma?" asked Kurenai curiously.
"No, this guy that calls himself Merchant. He's an old friend of mine." said Kakashi as he now had his full attention of Kurenai.
"What does he do for a living?" asked Kurenai as she tried to keep a conversation going.
"I don't know, but right now, I think he's using his ninja skills to follow around this guy named Leon in Spain." said Kakashi as he scratched his chin while thinking about it.
"Any money in it?" asked Kurenai.
"Well, he's charging outrageous prices to this guy who buys his weapons, and he's got hundreds of thousands of dollars off of this one guy! He doesn't know how this guy Leon keeps affording it, but he told me that it was worth it to keep following him around..." said Kakashi as Kurenai nodded and put the vile in her pocket.
"Oh, sounds like a con-man." said Kurenai.
"No not really, he should charge more than he does for all of the crazy villagers that keep trying to kill everyone in that area..." said Kakashi as he looked back at Naruto and Hinata to end the conversation.
'Damn it, I have to tell him the truth, then maybe he''l take to me like he did the first time...' thought Kurenai as she too looked over at Naruto and Hinata.
Naruto had fallen asleep, and had his head snuggled up against her head.
"Mmmm...Lavender..." said Naruto in his sleep.
"Ssshhh! Quiet! I think he's sleep-talking!" exclaimed Sakura as they all listened in.
"Lilac...really hot body..." mumbled Naruto.
"..."
"Wow, Okay! That's enough listening in for now!" hinted TenTen to everyone as they all began to strike up conversations again.
All of the girls joined up together and talked while looking over their shoulders at Naruto, and then later at Kakashi while giggling most of the time.
Lee and Gai were talking about some kind of fist while making fighting poses, and Neji was talking to Kiba about his messed up childhood.
The only ones left were Shino and Kakashi. They both were standing awkwardly near the center of the fire, and were the only ones not having a good conversation, except for Naruto and Hinata.
"..."
"Wow, this is so unfair..." said Kakashi.
"Yeah, this is kind of mean..." said Shino.
"So..." said Kakashi, trying to strike up a conversation with the bug-boy.
"So...you like porn?" asked Kakashi as he held up his Icha Icha Paradise book.
"..."
Shino turned around without saying a word and walked to the other side of the camp to sit down.
"..."
"So that's a no?" asked Kakashi humorously as he tucked the book away.
'Well, everyone's busy, so I guess I'll check on Shark-man and Sir-kills-my-clan.'thought Kakashi as he took out his binoculars.
He pointed them through a gap n the trees to see a bottom of a far away branch. He adjusted the binoculars so that he could focus, and then looked to the top of the branch. On top of the branch, was Itachi and Kisame. Itachi was sitting there on the branch, and was boredly kicking his feet against the tree.
'Hmm...nothing suspicious yet' thought Kakashi as he turned his attention to the left.
When he looked over at Kisame, he was surprised to see that Kisame was looking through his own binoculars back at him. Kisame saw him looking at him, so he smiled and put down his binoculars to wave.
Their position was quite a ways away from their camp, but Kakashi could have sworn he heard their distant voices.
"Don't wave you idiot!" said Itachi as he conked him on the head.
"I was just being polite!" exclaimed Kisame as he rubbed his head.
"I'll show you polite!' shouted Itachi as he tackled Kisame off of the branch and down to the ground.
Kakashi then heard several miscellaneous fighting noises, followed by an abrupt (thud!).
"..."
"Owwie..." said Kisame.
"(sigh) Makes you proud that these guys are supposed to be the evil ones..." said Kakashi
"Huh...did you say something?" asked Sasuke.
'Crap! I forgot about Sasuke! He can't find out that his brother is here, or he will go berserk!'thought Kakashi as gave Sasuke a puzzled look.
"Hmm? No. I was just talking to myself..." said Kakashi as he put away his binoculars and looked at Naruto who looked so happy while he slept with Hinata.
'Wow, the report I'm going to give Tsunade is going to be a doozy...' thought Kakashi as they all sat around the camp, waiting for their bodies to recover.
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END OF CHAPTER
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