Author's Note: Again, I don't own Glee. Or Klaine. Wish I did. They could be my pets.
Kurt was so relieved now that he was finally in. He was a Warbler. With Blaine, they were, together, Warblers. Maybe now he was really a part of Dalton. Shit. Dalton. McKinley. He needed to call Mercedes and tell her how it was going at his new school. Was he supposed to tell her about his new boy? What was that protocol? Do you tell your best friend "Oh, by the way, I'm in love with a boy I've known for less than 24 hours?" Nevertheless, he picked up the phone and dialed his best friend.
"So Blaine how's the new roommate?"
"Yeah Blaine, is he really gay?"
"Cause his hair, like seriously, it looks gay."
"Has he tried to hit on you yet?"
"Guys stop."
"Geez Blaine, we're just wondering. We're looking out for you."
"What does it matter if he's gay?"
"He could be trying to hit on you."
"So?"
"So you're not gay."
"Maybe I am."
"Funny."
"Seriously."
"What. You're fucking kidding me."
"Dude you can't be gay."
"Bro, that would ruin our entire friendship. Like I couldn't even be around you any more."
"Guys what is your problem? I'm gay. There, I said it. I feel better now. You should too. No more secrets."
"That's disgusting."
"So did you fuck Kurt yet?"
"Yeah, did you two 'do the nasty'?"
"Stop it. We're not doing anything. We're both gay. What's the problem with that? Just because we're both gay does not mean we're having sex."
"Oh, I'm pretty sure it does."
"Oh, I'm pretty sure you thinking that just means you're uneducated."
"Blaine's getting testy now, is he?"
"If you aren't going to accept me for who I am, then I don't even know why we're friends at all."
"You're gay. That's fucking weird dude. Guys shouldn't like guys. It's fucking messed up, you little faggot."
And with that comment, Blaine reached across the table and threw his fist at the other boy.
So maybe Blaine was in the headmaster's office, and maybe he had hit another student, but maybe that other student had called him a normal name.
Hypothetically, was that grounds for violence?
According to the Dalton Academy Student Handbook, apparently not.
"Blaine," said the stern headmaster, "we obviously need to have a talk about some horrible inner-feelings your having. I understand that a friend of yours called a name that you didn't agree with, but you must understand that violence is never the answer. Now, the boy will be punished for his actions, but it would be unfair not to punish you."
Blaine agreed, and nodded his head. It would be unfair to say that you get punished for verbally hurting someone, but not for physically doing harm.
"Therefore, I ask that you please come to detention for the next three days. You'll be asked to be quiet and do homework. You are also suspended from the Warblers for the next week. I arranged that you'll still be able to compete at regionals, but you must miss practice, as per the Student Guidelines."
Suspended from the Warblers? Was Blaine hearing correctly?