Avery and Carter are Blaine and Kurt kids

AJ is Artie Junior

Chris's POV
Mom went off this is what y'all missed.

Hours ago...

"What were you thinking? Why would you ditch school to buy a video game? What 2nd grader knows that they're watching a porno? Why did you set the clock ahead an hour on Christmas Day? Which Christmas was this? What do you know about pulling out?"

"This happened years ago and I don't think I should be grounded for anything besides Jenny did the most."

"Me?! You skipped school last Friday."

"So did you and you were over at Jasphur house that day too."

"You were?"

"Dad I can explain? Chris was there too."

"What were you doing there? Mom asked me.

"P-Playing a video game."

"Dad..."

"Don't you dad your father? Don't even look over at him. Actually, Sam leave the room."

"Baby I- -"

"Sam leave."

"Alright. Can McConaughey 2.0 come with me?

"Yeah. He don't need to hear this."

Jenny handed McConaughey 2.0 to dad and dad kissed mom on the cheek.

"Go easy on them."

"I will." She said never taking her eyes off of us. Dad left the room and it was just mom Jenny and myself.

"You both are grounded for 2 weeks. 1 week for the stuff you pulled years ago and 1 week for what you did last week and if I find out that you skipped school or a class for the remainder of the school year you're grounded for the summer. So all of the trips we have planned you will not be going on. I'll make arrangements for you to stay with your aunts or uncles or grandma and I know y'all don't want to stay there. I'm just shocked. What else did y'all do back when y'all were little kids?"

Jenny looked over at me and looked at her and we just stayed quiet.

"Y'all quiet now. So this is what's going to happen. All of your electronics. I want the cords from down to the USB cables."

"So, you want the power cords?"

"Yup."

"You know you can just remove the TVs and computers and other electronic devices out of our room."

"I know I could but what does that do. It's just an empty space where something you like once occupied so taking of the cords is better because it's still in your room but y'all can't use it. I'll be back with the boxes."

Sam's POV
"McConaughey... All right. All right. All right." Doing an impersonation for the dog and the phone rang.

"Sam can you get that."

"Yeah. Hello. Hey Rachel. Um...no Mercedes is busy." I said looking up the steps as she disappeared with two boxes. "Okay. No. But Chris and Jenny will more than graciously help you. What time? By noon. Okay. I'll tell her bye."

"Who was that?" She asked coming back down the stairs.

"Oh that was Rachel. She wants to clean out her garage. So I volunteered the kids to help her."

"Great. That's good. When is she doing this?"

"Tomorrow around noon."

THE NEXT DAY...

"Chris hurry up and dry the dishes, y'all got somewhere to be?"

"We do?"

"Yeah. Aunt Rachel called last night. She's cleaning out her garage and you both graciously volunteered. We're leaving soon." She said looking down at her watch.

"Let me go upstairs and use the bathroom right quick."

"Alright."

"Baby, I'm taking the kids to Rachel's."

"Alright and hurry on back home and when you get back here I'm going to be waiting for you at the door in my birthday suit."

"That's just nasty. I'll be in the truck."

"Hey don't leave me in here with them!" Chris yelled out as he ran out of the house.

"Sam."

"What? Hey! Us being nasty got them 2 and the other 2 who are in college. I'll be waiting for you."

"Okay don't start without me."

"I won't."

Rachel's POV

"No, the nieces and nephews are coming over to help me organize and clean out the garage. You know I have a lot of stuff in there. I've been meaning to get around to it but I haven't had the time. Look they just got here. I'll call you later baby. Bye."

"Hey you guys made it. Come here give me a hug."

"Hey Aunt Rachel." They both said as they flopped down on the couch.

"What's up with the dry voices? Y'all should be happy."

"We are." They both said.

"Are we the only ones helping?"

"No. Your cousins are coming too."

"Who?" Chris asked finally getting some excitement from them.

"AJ, Avery, and Carter."

"Great this day won't be boring after all."

Within the next 15 minutes AJ, Avery and Carter all arrived and we headed outside to my garage.

Chris's POV

"I know you're wondering why are you guys here this is why. I need help organizing my garage" Aunt Rachel said as she hit the button and it opened revealing a packed room with a lot of junk from back in the day.

"What in the hell?!"

"How in the hell are we suppose to tame this?" AJ asked.

"I wonder if this is all Rachel Berry." Avery said.

"These are my tap shoes from when I was a baby." I looked back and Avery and Jenny were rolling their eyes.

"I won my first dance competition when I was only 3 months old."

"Oh this is going to be one long ass day." Jenny said.

"3 month old. What dance was she doing? The wiggle?"

"Look this is Aunt Rachel...who knows what she was doing?"

"What is this?" I asked.

"Oh that's the turkey baster."

"So, why is it in the garage? Mom has hers in the kitchen."

"Oh this turkey baster was used by my dads the mixed their sperm in.."

"Ewww!" I dropped it and began rubbing my hands on Jenny.

"Why are you rubbing it on me?"

"'Cause you're right here."

"Here is some hand sanitizer cousin you can keep it. I have more."

"Someone hand me some gloves.

"Why did I agree to this?" Jenny said.

"We didn't. Our parents made us do this. I think this is payback from when we were little kids or for last week."

"What a damn payback."

"This is my favorite of Aunt Rachel."

"What is it?"

"Broadway Bitches remember she had them dogs." AJ said as we all broke out laughing.

"Yo, that was funny. I watched that video last night and laughed until I started crying laughing. Whew. It's still funny after all of these years."

"What is this?"

"I don't know what it is but it looks dangerous."

"Oooh these were our costumes from Lady Gaga week."

"Who?" We all said in unison.

"Lady Gaga...Poker Face, Born This Way." She asked like we knew who the hell she was talking about.

"Oh...yeah. The lady who wore that meat dress."

"She wore a meat dress?"

"Was it real meat?"

"I think so. No dogs were after her and she was on the red carpet."

"Chris look check out mom and Uncle Artie." Jenny said holding up a photo from the early days of New Directions.

"Wow. What was this performance Aunt Rachel?"

"Oh this is from our first Glee Club practice. We were horrible."

"Why?"

"We just were."

"Dad was a cheerio?"

"We had the celibacy club."

"A club to keep you from sex."

"Well yes and no. They grinded with balloons."

"Huh?"

"Okay let's get to cleaning!" Aunt Rachel said as us kids started pulling stuff out and tossing them in the boxes she had labels on after about 20 minutes I looked up and Aunt Rachel slipped her butt back into the house. I went up the steps and peeked inside and she was watching video of herself.

"Thought I find you guys here."

"Hey Uncle Artie. Care to join us?"

"Hey Dad."

"With the Rachel Berry Project uh no. I thought she was going to be helping y'all."

"No we're more like The Help, she's inside watching one of her many videos of herself. You know she came from a turkey baster?"

"Yeah...her dads mixed..."

"No we've heard many weird stuff today you can save that for another day when we want to be grossed out more."

Jenny's POV

After making somewhat of a dent in the garage it was time for us to go home. Aunt Rachel dropped us off.

"I want to thank you guys for helping me."

"You're welcome Aunt Rachel. We had fun."

"That's good. Tell your mom I'll call her later."

"Okay."

We hopped out of the vehicle and waved to Aunt Rachel as we entered the house.

"I'm starving. I wonder what mom made for dinner."

"You guys made it home in time. Mom made turkey for dinner."

"Um...I had a burger."

"What Jenny said."

"Come on y'all like turkey. Especially moms."

Dad told us he ushered Chris and I into the kitchen. Mom picked picked up the turkey baster and squeezed the juices over the turkey.

"Why does the turkey baster take on a whole different look after today?" Chris whispered to me.

"That's because two guys busted in one." I said as we broke out in laughter.

"What's funny?" Mom asked.

"Nothing."

"Unless they sucked it up."

"Ewww... that's just nasty."

"Go cleaned up for dinner."

"Okay."

We cleaned up for dinner and were back at the table within minutes and Chris and I were still laughing from earlier.

"Hey come on enough of whatever is making you both laugh. Chris say grace."

"Father God we thank you for this food we thank you for the hands that prepared it and the juicy turkey that was basted by mom." I started chuckling and mom and gave Chris and I warning looks.

"What was that?"

"N-Nothing."

"What happened at Aunt Rachel house?" She asked us and we both broke out in a laugh.

"Something happened over there."

"Okay. Chris picked up Aunt Rachel's turkey baster."

"What's wrong with that?"

"It's the turkey baster that her dads..."

"Okay we get it." Mom said as we looked over at her as she poked at her turkey with the fork.

"Turkey look different don't it."

"Yeah." She scrunching up her face. We looked over at dad and he was eyeing it.

"Why did y'all tell me that?"

"Hey you asked."

"Sam, I can't eat this turkey."

"So, what are we suppose to have?"

"We can always order pizza."

"Pizza it is!"