Kurenai and Shizune slapped their foreheads as they made a hasty retreat.
"So! Are you gay!?" Anko asked yet again.
All eyes were on Iruka and Anko, making the poor chuunin even more embarrassed than he already was.
"No, Anko-san I am not. What made you think I am?" Iruka twitched as he tried his best to refrain from shouting.
"Rumors," She shrugged, "and the fact that no one has seen you date anyone," Anko said bluntly.
"You should know better not to listen in those rumors," he paused, "I just haven't found the right girl yet," Iruka sighed.
"So... what type of girl ya like?" Anko asked curiously.
"Well, for starters I like cute girls with a hearts of gold. Girls who are lady-like and know how to respect Naruto," Iruka replied with a slight blush.
Anko's eyes twitched, "Then...girls like that Hyuuga kid?"
"Whaaa!? Hinata-san? Are you crazy?! She is way too young for me," Iruka bellowed, "and besides she is already taken by Naruto. Now I have some paperwork to do, so please Anko-san, leave me alone."
"Aww... little miss dolphin is angry. Why don't you chill out? Go out with me and get some drinks!" Anko chirped as she fiddled with Iruka's hair.
"NO WAY! The last time I went out for a drink with you I did something embarrassing!" Iruka snapped.
"Oh yeah, I remember now! Who knew Miss dolphy here could do a strip tea-"
Anko was abruptly quieted with her mouth covered by Iruka's hands.
"Please leave now..." Iruka grunted with a murderous aura. Anko fled across the office.
"Alright, alright! Sheesh... you are too uptight. At this rate, you will never lose your virginity! Heheh," Anko mercilessly teased Iruka as she left the office.
Upon hearing that statement, Iruka's face flushed to a deep red.
"At this rate we'll never date..."Anko sighed as she leaned her tense body against a wall, "who was I kidding? The type of girls he likes is lame!"
Anko took a deep breath and let it out slowly, "Hey, Kurenai, Shizune, I know you there."
"Ah... you found us." A voice said as two figures crept out of the shadow.
"Kurenai, you are a master in genjutsu. But while you're pregnant you know you suck! And Shizune, you never were great in that department." Anko frowned.
"Awww, that was not very nice!!" Shizune protested.
"Ahh harsh..." Kurenai said sarcastically, "but you know you could have told us that you like him. We could have at least helped you!"
"Yeah! We're your friends!" Shizune frowned.
"Help? I don't need help! I can do this on my own!! "Anko snapped.
"Girl, you need a lot of help," Shizune grinned.
"Iruka wants a lady-like girl, and you obviously not lady-like!" Kurenai giggled, "Look at that unkempt hair!"
"Hey!" Anko protested, "I just don't have the time to-"
"That horrendous fashion sense!"
"What!? I like this!This scares people -"
"No!That scares us!"
"Hey!"
"And last but not least, YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THAN BARBARIC ATITUDE!!"
"What the fuck is wrong with my atitu-"
"Your choice of words, and your TOUCH-ME-AND-YOU'RE-MINCED-MEAT attitude of yours."
"So what?!"
"Guys will find you scary!"
"Fine! I fucking lose!" Anko screeched, admiting her defeat.
"Okay! And now let's start 'Anko's Extreme Makeover'! Hehehe," both Kurenai and Shizume laughed evilly.
'More like 'Hey lets torture Anko!' Anko thought as she tried to halt her temptation to kill both of her 'fucked up' friends.
Author's note :Thank you ,Forgotten in Shadows ,for beta-ing this fic seriously