"OH NO YOU DON'T," Anko screeched as she was dragged (literally) by Shizune to Konoha mall, heading first to the hair salon. It took 30 minutes just to calm Anko down when she saw the scissors snipping across her hair. 6 hours (with every 3minutes interval Anko threatening the hairdresser with a kunai. But of course her friends stop her to do any damage) of pure torture as the hairdresser cut, straightened, and ultimately revamped her ridiculously messy hair.
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Kurenai and Shizune then dragged Anko to every boutique in the mall on a quest to find clothes for her. They forced her to wear all the clothes that they thought would look good on her.
"OH MY GOD!!" Shizune said, eyes twinkling.
"OH MY GOD!"Anko exclaimed
"Yes! OH MY GOD!Its like a dream come true. I truly never thought this day would come!" Kurenai nodded.
"I.AM.A.SLUT!THE BIGGEST WHORE ON EARTH!!" Anko cried.
"Correction!The hottest slut on earth!!" Kurenai answered calmly and positively
"Your saying that because your my friend!"
Kurenai just opened her mouth and then close it back not saying anything.The hesitation obviously deemed to be insulting towards Anko.
"That's not true!Look at..."Kurenai paused
"Anyway..."Kurenai said changing the subject
"I HATE YOU!"Anko scream at her top of her lungs
"OH MY GOD!50 percent sale at the shoe department!" Shizune cried.
"Really WHERE??" Kurenai ignoring Anko's hate statement "Seriously, Shizune What we will do without you"
"I know..."Shizune just trailed off
Anko helplessly rolled her eyes as she was getting dragged away, again."Make it quick"
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"And the last touch... high-heels...this will prove the world that you are indeed a real woman," Shizune giggled as she clap her hands dramatically .
"So..All this while you think I am not a woman.."
"hypothetically..speaking Anko! Geez your talking like a head case"
"There...You look less ..."Kurenai said
"psychotic?violent?Harmful?"Shizune suggested
"Shizune, I love you.."
"Your despicable...your the worse friends ever"Anko scowl
"Great!This just proves it.. I LOOK LIKE THE CHEAPEST WHORE IN THE HISTORY OF WHORES!"
"Now,now Anko stop degrading yourself your at the lowest already" Kurenai sigh
"Okay...how should I say this..."Anko said as she rub her temple.."Picture yourselves as men...Imagine me being as real whore and walking in the cold night of a dark alley !!" Anko protested as she walk like a train wreck. "Would you as a men hire me?look me in the eye and tell me the truth"
For the whole 3 minutes the silence drifted in the air.
"Exactly that what I thought"Anko used her sarcastic tone
"Well...If I am a sexually frustrated old man who has been widowed for like 30 years...I think I will" Kurenai hesitated as she check her nails
"YOUR THE WORSE FRIEND EVE-"
"I would"Shizune flailed
Shizune's answer has made even Kurenai left shocked.
"Really?You don't know how much this means to me"Anko said as she saw a glint of hope
"If I am horny enough..."Shizune added
"But YOU are never horny!"Anko screamed
"Anko!Focus!Say this with me 'I am not a slut'"Kurenai drew a sigh
"I am not a slut "Anko follows mechanically
"I am beautiful"
"I am beautiful"
"I will wear high heels even though this doesn't work out"Kurenai said it quickly
"I will wear hee-what?!Oh HELL NO!YOU TRICKED ME!!"Anko screech as she trailed her eyes to her feet. Kurenai just huff out another sigh
"...Wow...these DO look good."
"Yea-what? Did I hear that right??" Shizune gaped.
"Oh my god! I didn't know our Anko had a feminine side!" Kurenai said.
"Shut up! ...Wow, this is comfortable..." Anko cracked a subtle grin as she tried to practice on walking with the heels.
"Of course it's comfortable; it is what you called branded foot-wear. They not only look good, it also makes you feel good!" Shizune said matter-of-factly.
Anko walked in the heels like a natural. That it kind of caught her friends off guard.
"Wow. I thought you couldn't walk in heels?" Kurenai asked.
"Wooo!! I am a natural BABY!!" Anko replied.
"Wow, the magic of Prada!" Shizune snickered.
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"So... I am just curious. How are you going to set me up on a date? Not that I am not grateful for what you did for me..." Anko asked as she carried the humongous loads of shopping bags.
"Easy! My boyfriend has way to persuade Iruka to go on a date with you!" Shizune innocently chirped.
"Who is your boyfriend again?"
"It's Genma! You know, the guy who was the instructor in the chuuin exam!"
"Oh..." Anko replied with a smirk. 'Persuade? More like blackmail if Genma were to ask.'
"Well this ended well! No one lost their hands during Anko's makeover session, right Shizune?" Kurenai teased.
"Right!"
"Hey! You gu-" Anko replied before getting cut off.
"Anko, I have to thank you. After Asuma's death I haven't had fun until today..."
"Erm...well...your welcome..." Anko said with hesitation.
"Well this concludes our 1st phrase! Now for the date itself!" Both Shizune and Kurenai exclaimed excitedly.
The word "shit" echoed through Anko's mind after she heard those words from her friends.
Author's notes: Forgotten in Shadows is the best beta reader you could ever get!!
edit:revamp lots of stuff
And my sis she is my inspiration!(she is like a real life Anko)