Chapter 4:The uneventful
"What do you want Genma?" Iruka asked, still concentrating on his paperwork.
"What? I just have a request from my girlfriend," Genma answered simply.
"With you, it never is a request, it's blackmail. What happens if I refuse your 'request'?"
"Awww, I am so hurt."
"Seriously, what do you want?"
"Well..." Genma paused dramatically, "My girlfriend set you up a blind date with someone...ermm, special."
"Well, that wasn't so bad. Unless she is setting me up with a male," Iruka sounded dangerous and sarcastic for awhile there.
"No no, don't worry it's a female!"
"Right," Iruka cocked his brows in suspicion.
"Fine, if you don't do this I show everyone your sexy nude picture with-"
"OK! I'll do it! Just don't show that to anyone."
"Hahahah. As long you're willing to do the other part of the bargain," Genma grinned
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Beneath the mist of powder, lay Anko, being pinned down by Shizune while Kurenai put some make up on her. The eyeliner almost poked through Anko's eye.
"The more you resist the more dangerous it is!" Kurenai shouted.
"I don't care! I am not wearing any of this! It's anno-pfttt," Anko cried as Kurenai put a bit of lipstick over her lips.
"Shizune! When the hell you get this strong?!"
"I ate a strength pill," Shizune replied with a toothy grin.
"DAMN IT ALL!" Anko protested.
"JUST STOP MOVING!" Kurenai and Shizune shouted in unison.
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"YAY! She looks pretty!!" Both Kurenai and Shizune said, congratulating themselves.
Anko just breathed out a sigh as she forced a smile.
"Now, remember Iruka likes girly girls so control your attitude!" Kurenai said as she pointed at Anko dramatically.
"Yea, yea I know. Anyway, I going to be late so, bye," Anko said before she left her friends.
"Our creation has grown into a fine young lady," Shizune said as she shed a tear of happiness.
"Yea...but we still got to spy on her ...you coming?"Kurenai suggested
"Of course I am coming!Who in the right mind would miss this sort of entertainment! "
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Iruka was wearing a pale blue-gray suit with a checkered tie to go along with it. He let down his hair so it would extend only to his shoulders. Iruka was waiting, waiting for his date.
Now he is trying to find way to politely reject his date if it went badly.
While he was scheming, something caught his eye, something that stood out from the crowd, something mesmerizing. He saw a woman wearing a draped crimson red dress with grim red high heel with a flower design up front. Her violet hair seemed to flow down to her shoulders. Her face was a bit pale with lightly redden lips.
"Ermm, Iruka-san?" she asked shyly.
'So this is my date. Not bad,' Iruka thought, relieved.
"Yes, you must my blind date right? May I know your name?"
"I am ermm-" The girl was interrupted by a man who bumped her.
"STOP BLOCKING THE WAY SLUT!" the man barked
"WELL I AM TALKING TO SOMEONE HERE! ARE YOU BLIND!?" The girl suddenly raised her voice as she grabbed the collar of the man, lifting him up and then throwing the man down. She started to kick the man multiple times as the man groaned in agony. She only then realized what she had done when Iruka called her "Anko? Is that you?"
"Oh, I mean- Iruka help me, that man is, ermm, bullying me..."
"I don't think you need my help...he is kinda unconscious," Iruka said, bemused.
"You, are not human! NOT HUMAN!YOU'RE A MONSTER!" the now black-eyed man pointed at Anko.
"Oh who me?" Anko said innocently and sweetly, "You must be delusional. Oh, you must have lost your wife in the war. I really feel for you. Come on Iruka, can we take him home?"
"NOT HUMAN!" the man screamed before he ran away.
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"Oh my god that stupid BITCH ...That is so why that I am scared of she being all that type of single woman with 13 cats alone.."Kurenai sighed...
"She hates cats."
"Well dogs"
"She hates any living creature..that how she broke up with Kakashi"
"Shizune you are not getting the point here!"
"well.. don't worry! See, they are talking and they are going to the restaurant we reserved for them !"Shizune said being hopeful
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"Wow you look good. I did not recognize you there! Well, until you beat the crap out of that guy, ahahah," Iruka seized the opportunity to tease Anko.
"Is that a compliment or an insult?" Anko grunted.
"It's a compliment," Iruka reassured her with a smile, "Well I'm quite surprise that you're my date!"
"Well, ermm I was surprised too," Anko put on a plastic smile.
'Blind date, well that's original,' Anko thought as she mentally sneered at her friends.
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"Wow, things seem to be going smoothly," Kurenai said calmly.
"Yes, they are. Aww look how romantic it is!" Shizune squealed.
"Oh look, their food...is served...shoot! We didn't teach her 'table manners'!"
"Oh God! She eats like a cow!" Shizune squawked at the sight of her friend eating.
"Oh look, she stopped. Iruka is teaching her to use the...fork..."
"How embarrassing."
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"Haha. I never knew The Great Anko dressed up for dates," Iruka grinned.
"No! It's my friends who think dressing up is important!" Anko fumed, as she hid her blush.
"Oh. Well that's..." Iruka paused for a moment and then finally said "interesting. So, who ermm, dressed you up?"
"Shizune and Kurenai," Anko grumbled as she folded her arms.
"Well send them my thanks for making you this gorgeous!"
"Tell them YOURSELF!"
"Haahahhaa feisty as always."
"You-"
"Iruka-Sensei! Is that you?" The voice of a young man interrupted Anko's "Feisty-ness".
"Well, if it isn't Naruto and Kakashi-sensei!" Iruka exclaimed.
'Great! The dumb blond and the mask man here. Perfect,' Anko thought as she sighed.
"Hey who's this chick?" Naruto ask with his usual signature grin.
"Wah, Iruka-sensei, you got yourself a fine date there," Kakashi said with that usual bored tone.
"Haha thanks," Iruka said as he scratched the back of his head.
Naruto was in deep concentration. He was staring at Iruka's date, trying figuring out who she was. Suddenly his imaginary light bulb lit up, "Hey! I know you! Your the from that magazine Kiba brought today! The one topless-"
"NARUTO," Iruka said slowly, his voice threatening.
"Stop, Iruka. Let me do the honors," Naruto could have sworn he saw an evil smirk on Iruka's date when she uttered those words.
"Alright the honor is yours," Iruka snickered.
"Oooo, what are you going to do? Hit me with your handbag?" Naruto laughed.
Kakashi just let out a sigh before he moved back to enjoy the show.
"Oh. You have no idea," Anko said in a sarcastic tone.
"Holy Shit! SNAKES!! OH MY GOD YOU'RE THE SNAKE BITCH!!" Naruto screamed as he realized his idiocy.
"RUN BASTARD! RUN! HAHAHAHAHHA," Anko laughed like a maniac as she summoned more snakes to attack Naruto.
Iruka couldn't help but to chuckle.
"No! No more! NO!" The distressed blond boy screamed.
"Now,now Anko,no matter how entertaining this is...He suffers enough already...,"Kakashi said.
"DON'T TRY TO STOP ME"Anko hisses to Kakashi
"You don't want Iruka to see you like this do you?" Kakashi whispered at Anko.
Upon hearing that she stopped, brushed her self off, and reverted back to a "normal" girl.
"Mind my ruthless behavior," Anko said sweetly, as if nothing has happened.
"Haha. That was quite a show there Anko!" Iruka gave Anko a charming smile.
"Why thank you. I just hope I was not too harsh on your, ermm, Godson."
"Well speaking of Naruto, recently I heard the Kyuubi is getting more and more unstable," Kakashi said with a small frown, his voice dropping to a whisper.
The topic sparked Iruka's "Worried Father" instinct to a flame, which made him…well worried. He started discussing with Kakashi about Naruto's condition, which really made Anko feel left out.
"Anko! What in the heavens are you doing here?" Shizune said mechanically.
"Oh. Hey Shizune," Anko greeted Shizune with a hug
"What are you doing here?" Anko whispered to Shizune softly.
"Just follow me," Shizune replied with a wink.
"Oh gee. I need to go to the bathroom. Anko could you follow me? I am scared of ...rapists," Shizune said in a super fake tone while she pulled Anko into the lady's room.
"Since when your afraid of RAPISTS?!"
Both men could hear Anko's protest in the background as they entered the bathroom.
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"What the hell was that?! YOU KNOW YOR ACTING SUCKS! And why the hell are you here?!" Anko demanded.
"What? Hey my acting skills are not that bad. Plus I took an acting class okay? Is this the thanks I get for saving you from that boring talk?" answered the annoyed raven haired girl.
"SO YOU'VE BEEN SPYING ON ME FOR THE WHOLE TIME? Don't tell me Kurenai joined too?"
"Yes, who would in the right mind miss this much fun? Anyway, I need to redo you make up after the "KILL NARUTO" Rampage,"Shizune frowned while she re-applied some make up on Anko.
"Kurenai isn't here. She felt a bit sick, so she went home. The pregnancy must be tiring her."
"Oh..." Anko said as she let Shizune re-apply her make up without any resistance.
"There, done! Once you're outside, I won't be spying on you anymore."
"Shizune...thanks...for everything."
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As the two kunoichi when out of the restroom they saw something wrong, something disgusting, something bad. They saw Kakashi and Iruka kissing.
"OH MY GOD! THAT IS HOT!" Shizune exclaimed,"I mean wrong. Ermm, bad Iruka."
Anko was too shocked for words, but she finally screamed, "I WEAR A SKIMPY DRESS, SHIT LOADS OF MAKE UP AND WEAR THESE STUPID FUCKING SHOES FOR THIS!? IRUKA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! DO YOU HAVE TO HURT ME LIKE THIS?! IF YOU HATE ME JUST REJECT ME THE OLD FASHION WAY, NOT LIKE THIS!! FUCK!!"
After shouting that she began to wipe her make up off and tore away her accessories as she ran away, crying.
"Anko-san it's not what you think!" Iruka cried.
"Shut it pretty boy," Shizune silenced Iruka with a grim frown.
"And you," Shizune turned on Kakashi, "You better thank God that I am not in the killing mood today."
After that Shizune run to try to catch up with Anko.
Author's note:Please re-read chapter 3 I did some major revamping..and thanks Forgotten in Shadows for beta-ing this...chapter 5 is also underway!