Chapter 5: It's That Time Again!
Anko threw her handbag on her bed. She ripped off her dress and threw her high heels in the trash can. She then changed back to her usual clothing that her friends forbade her to wear ever again.
She went into her kitchen and took a tub of chocolate ice cream (her friends seemed to have hidden all her sake.) She placed herself in front of the television, sitting on her couch with her legs resting on her coffee table. She then turned on the TV to relieve herself.
"Oh, Alehandro!! I love you!" A woman exclaim as she ran towards a man.
"Oh, Maria! Let's kiss!" Alehardro kissed Maria passionately.
"Fucking TV!" Anko sighed as she switched the channel.
"But...Ma..I am...gay.."
"Don't make me a Homophobe!" Anko curse as she again changed the channel.
"Look Ma! I can walk with high heels!" A girl chirped as she walked gracefully with her heels.
"But you're only ten years old! You're a real wom-"
Anko threw a handful of kunai at her TV, "I swear I will kill those TV people! FUCKING BITCHES!" Anko screeched.
"Calm down Anko...okay," Anko took a deep breath as she turned on her radio.
"Yo! This is DJ Izu! It's that time again ya'll! It's Dedication HOUR!! YEA! The hotline is open for music request NOW! Oh that's our 1st caller!" Dj Izu chuckled, "Hello There!"
"Hey! Ermm, this is Shizune,"A voice of a sheer girl is sounded from the radio.
'Shizune?' Anko thought.
"Oh hey there Shizune! Any song dedications?" asked the chirpy DJ.
"Yes…I would like to dedicate this song to my heartbroken friend!" Shizune chimed.
"I would like 'First love' from Utada Hikaru please! ANKO IF YOU HEAR ME DON'T KILL YOURS-"
The DJ seems to hang up the line before Shizune could finish.
"Well, that was..." The DJ paused dramatically, "Weird...Anyway here is 'First love' by Utada Hikaru! Enjoy y'all!!"
"THAT FUCKING BITCH!! I AM GOING TO KILL HER! KILL HER!!" Within an instant, Anko's radio was left in smithereens.
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Author's note:Miss me?hahhahaahah...and still I have not kept my promise...Mangaka's War here I come...sry guys...
Special Thanks to Forgotten in Shadow!! yay love ya!