Chapter 6: Of all things
BANG! BANG!
'Ignore it Anko....Ignore it.....'Anko pretended to sleep, ignoring the banging of her door.
BANG! BANG!
'Just simply ignore it....it will just go away....'
BANG! BANG! BANG!
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BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!!
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BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
"YOU FUCKING PRESISTANT DYKES!!!" Anko began to howl.
"I knew she was wide awake!!!" A cheery voice could be heard from behind the door.
"Come on Anko, you can't hide in there forever,"A voice of a matured woman could be heard.
"Yeah! We got a present for you!"
Anko stood up from her bed, stomped out of her room to her living and to her front door.
She ripped the door open and exclaimed, "Can't you just LEAVE ME ALO-"
Anko was interrupted by the sight of Shizune holding a kitten.
"Would YOU leave this kitty alone lying on the street?" Shizune said as she handed the kitten to Anko.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" Anko screamed.
"It's a kitten!" Kurenai answered, "Isn't it cute?"
"I KNOW IT'S A FUCKING KITTEN! WHY IS IT HERE!!??" Anko started to interrogate her friends.
"It's your present silly." Shizune grinned as she handed the kitten to Anko, "We found it on the street!"
"WHY YOU-"
"You know you should start collecting cats. After all, you will be single all your life. Living with 13 cats all alone…" Kurenai just sighed.
"GO TO HELL!!!"
"Aww...the very least you can do now is help the poor kitty cat." Kurenai used her sarcastic tone.
"Are you here to cheer me up or insult me?" Anko asked grimly, griping the cat tightly.
"Both!" Shizune chirped.
"I HATE YOU PEOPLE!" Anko slammed the door.
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"Congrats Naruto, you have officially ruined my life." Iruka let out a heavy sigh.
"Well it's not my fault that snake bitc-"
"You mean Anko-sensei," Iruka corrected.
"Yea, whatever. Anyway, one of her fucking snakes bit my ass and I couldn't help but run and accidentally bump into you!" Naruto moaned as he rubbed his behind, "Well at least it was Kakashi-sensei not Gai..."
"If it was Gai-sensei, you would probably be dead now. Anyway, not only does everyone think I am gay, now everyone thinks I am dating Kakashi," Iruka started to bang his head on the table, "and that was my 1st kiss..."
"Quit being childish. You are not the only one who is suffering." Kakashi appeared out of nowhere.
"Most of the jounins now are mocking me," Kakashi paused dramatically, "Oh yes, even Gai."
"HAHAHHAHA! Now THAT is what I call SAD! AHHAAH! Even GAI can MOCK YOU!! HAHAHA," Naruto laughed at the agony of the silvered haired man.
"N-A-R-U-T-O" Iruka grimly glared at Naruto with a dreadful tone, which silenced Naruto's laugh.
"Oh crap, I just remembered I got a meeting with ermmm..Ero-sanin.....Ermm..,Got to go," Naruto stuttered as he tried to escape.
"Oh No YOU DON'T!" Both men grabbed Naruto's shoulders.
"Since you got us to this mess-" Iruka hissed.
"You better fix it." Kakashi finished Iruka's sentence with his usual bored tone, "Or else we will both personally give you-"
"HELL!" Iruka continued.
"Okay, okay....chill," Naruto replied with a shaky voice.
"Well then okay. Who is up for a bowl of ramen!?" Iruka reverted back to his normal nice self.
"Me...?" Naruto replied doubtfully.
"Don't worry, I wont poison you! Although that is a good idea hehehe...." Iruka crooked an evil smile.
'I am in Deep shit....' Naruto thought as he tried to keep a distance from his 2 sensei.
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"Don't give me that look! STUPID CAT!" Anko glared at the kitten that she just received from her friends.
The kitten was just in front of her, staring at Anko with very sad eyes.
"What? You want food?" Anko asked the kitten.
The kitten just crawled towards Anko closer.
Anko just couldn't stand it anymore. She stood up, went to the kitchen, took some fish left-overs and gave them to the kitten.
The kitten just turned away from the food and crawled even closer to Anko.
"NO? What the hell you want??" Anko barked.
'Great, now I am talking to a cat...' Anko massage her head.
The kitten crawled even closer and then finally, it rubbed its furry head to Anko's ankle. Then it started to purr.
'Damn, that cat is cute...." Anko thought as she lift the kitten up and put it on her lap.
The Voice of her friends suddenly rang inside her head,'13 cats...Single...Alone....GAY..."
Anko started to cry her heart out as she cuddled the kitten tightly.
Suddenly something came up inside the jounin's head. Something bad ...something cruel....something devious....it was 'REVENGE'
"Just you wait Iruka. The Fun is just about to start" Anko thought loudly as she pat her kitten, making her look like a Villain who was patting her familiar.
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Author's note:Miss me?HAhahahah I know I been gone like...3~4 months or so?*shot*
SORRY!!...This chapter I had to redo 8 times and the 1st draft has a completely different story....like Iruka knock the door.....tell what really happen they had a make out session and the end of blunt....but now that is just sad if I end it there wouldn't it?So I continue!although I am not really satisfied...but Okay!_ Don't kill me for this!
As usual I would Love to thank Forgotten in Shadows!!!!!for helping me beta this!