Aaaaaaannnnnnd I'm back! I liked the way I wrote the first chapter and so far I really do think this one is gonna be better than the last one. I hope you agree as you read!
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Every nation found themselves in front of an enormous house. No, it was more of mansion the size of a great castle of old or from the stories. They continued to stare at the awe striking building until they heard the door open and a loud laugh.
"Well damn! I didn't expect everyone to come! But anyway come on in and be sure to listen, the states can have a bad habit of falling out of the middle of nowhere on people they don't know."
"What kind of children did you raise!" England shouted.
"I tried stopping them but they wouldn't, even after 50-70 decades so I decided 'screw it' an let them do it. Not like they were gonna stop even if I kept trying anyway. Plus I never had the heart to hurt them or make them cry when they were little."
"Oh, well then I guess its OK."
They followed in silence until they heard a shout and the running feet of a few people. Everyone except America got into a defensive stance, ready for an oncoming attack. Until they saw 3 small kids running at them with styrofoam swords, that was just adorable.
"Daddy! Play swords with us! Please!?"
"Hahaha, maybe later OK cuties? I promise but right now I need you to gather everyone in the auditorium so we can introduce them to the other nations. And are the 13 out of the basement yet? And is D.C. still alive?"
A small girl stepped up, "We will Daddy! The 13 are and D.C. is hanging from the top of the house upside-down gagged and hogtied! She looks funny when she squirms!"
America let out a sigh then a small chuckle, "Alright, get her down and make sure the 13 don't go after her again, ok?"
"Yes Daddy!" they chorused before running off in different directions to carry out their father's request.
"You're right, they are too cute to do anything bad to." France said, smiling after the small states.
"Which states were-a those? They looked-a young-a." Italy asked.
"They were the youngest but you'll find out exactly which were which when it's their turn to introduce themselves."
"Why can't you tell us a-now-a?"
"Because it's not my place for now. But while they're gathering and getting things set up, why don't I give you a tour so you don't get lost. It's easier to than you'd think."
The nations nodded and followed America as he walked around explaining where everything was.
"The house has 6 floors, the first that we're on now has the kitchen, family room, and dining room. There's also 2 half bathrooms. I have and elevator and stairs so if you don't want to be lazy, you have stairs and if you want to be lazy, you have an elevator.
"The basement has two layers, the lowest being about 20-30 feet underground and is used as a bunker for any kind of attacks in the area. The one right beneath us has a shooting range, pool to help keep it cool in the summer and warm in the winter, and another bunker to test explosives or to lock mad states in until they calm down. Works either way and very well.
"The 2-4 floor has the states' bedrooms and bathrooms. If it wasn't like that then there would be way too much fighting in the morning. The 5th floor has all the guest bedrooms and bathrooms. Floor number 6 is mine and the original 13's. That's all for the main building, so now for the backyard."
They were amazed that over half the main house was just bedrooms. How bad were these kids when fighting to take a simple shower? It made them very happy to be on a different floor from them. But they were also amazed when they saw how big America's backyard was. It had to be at least 20 American football fields!
"That building over there with the curved roof is the hangar. Some of them, myself included, love to tinker with planes and other military machinery so we put it all in there and we do whatever we want as long as we don't hurt anyone. But its still best to either steer clear or be as careful as possible, sometimes things do explode." As he said that, a giant bang could be heard along with an 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HIT THE DECK!'
"Like that. Next up is the workshop where you can do whatever tinkering you want as long as it has nothing to do with military machinery. It ranges from wood work to metal work to blacksmithing. That place has everything the hangar doesn't.
"Then we got the barn! Most of the mid-western states spend most of their time here taking care of the animals. They also break in the new ones and sell the pigs and cattle and such. Helps pay for damages and bills. Yes I still have to pay bill, just not at the same price as the rest of my citizens.
"And last but not least we have our sports center! It has just about every sport in the world. American football to European football to lacrosse to swimming. Anything you can think of, we probably have it. And that ends the tour! Any questions?"
"I vould like to know vhy you allow children to use artillery."
"I train them myself, and I've proven a great fighter and I am capable of teaching my kids what I know."
"I wourd rike to know if any practice the samurai way. And if any of them rike anime or the rike."
"Yeah, you'll find out who they are during introductions."
"On a scale of one to ten, how dangerous are they when angered and protecting? And, same scale, how dangerous can those explosions get?" Switzerland asked.
"Angered and protecting usually rank anywhere from 7-10 and the explosions can be as dangerous as a 7. The stuff's either really old or broken down so most of the things that would really make it blow are taken out by the military mechanics or me before or when we get them. I wouldn't let them near anything that could really hurt them or do something really bad."
Another explosion could be heard and when they turned to see what happened they saw the states in the hangar pile out covered in black smoke and the same black smoke coming out the now opened doorway. America didn't look concerned but asked if they were alright anyway.
"Yeah! Something sparked is all, no big deal."
"As long as no one's too hurt. Air it out and check everything out before doing anymore messing around with anything. But get to the auditorium soon so we can start the introductions and not miss anyone." They shouted they understood and America motioned for everyone to follow him back inside.
"I'll take you to your room while you stay here. I forgot to tell you we have a little shop to the right of the house when you're first coming in so if anyone needs anything you can just go there instead of going the whole way to town." They had reached the 5th floor by the time America was done explaining where the shops were.
"Choose a room, whichever you like. But make sure, if you share a room, you aren't with a country you can't get along with. I don't want anymore house damage than necessary thank you very much. I'm going to the auditorium to see how things are going and I'll send someone up to get you when everything's ready. So until then, find a room and settle down, I'll see you later."
With that the superpower walked away. Well, walked to a window and jumped out of it. The nations crowded the windows only to see him land in a tree and climb down it safely.
"I haven't seen him do that since I first colonized him. I'm surprised he can still do it." England stated as he walked away from the window.
"Matthieu still does it 'imself. I would guess because 'e 'as all those trees everywhere." France added. "I would think those two twins are more alike than we would think, or like to think for that matter."
They let the comments go so unsettling feelings of two Americas would leave their heads an went to choose their rooms.
It ended up with England and Wales sharing a room next to the other UK brothers, the BBT in their own, Germany with Japan, Switzerland and Liechtenstein, the Italies is a room next to Germany, Austria and Hungary, and China and the other Asians sharing two room.
Even though there were quite a few people per room, the rooms were easily big enough to fit at least 4-5 a room. Everyone was thankful for the size because that way they could share rooms and still have enough room to have some privacy. So they unpacked and sat and talked with one another until America sent someone to get them and take them to the auditorium.
Yeah, no states yet. I didn't realize the tour would be so long. But I hope you liked the explosions scene I did. I had my brother laughing, especially when America didn't seem to care too much of it.
I don't think there was anything in need of translating so all that's left to say is to please fav and follow and read and review!