MindReader107-Edward

MentalMute-Bella

Love2Shop-Alice

EmotionManipulater-Jasper

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*- Rosalie

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast- Emmett

360IsStillYoung- Carlisle

CaramelTresses- Esme

WerewolvesRock- Jacob

LochNessMonster- Renesmee/Nessie

DrCullen's-Favorite-Nurse- ???

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--360IsStillYoung has logged in--

--CaramelTresses has logged in--

360IsStillYoung: Hello Esme, dear. It seems that we have caught the chatroom 'bug'.

CaramelTresses: Yes, well we aren't using this to upset each other though. Unlike some people.

--DrCullen's-Favorite-Nurse has logged in--

DrCullen's-Favorite-Nurse: I really enjoyed last night Carlisle, we have to do it again sometime.

360IsStillYoung: What? Who is this?

DrCullen's-Favorite-Nurse: Your favorite nurse, of course. I love what we get up to during lunch break at the hospital.

CaramelTresses: Carlisle? HAVE YOU CHEATED ON ME?!

DrCullen's-Favorite-Nurse: Oh, are you his wife? Yes, we've been having an affair for a year now.

360IsStillYoung: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!

CaramelTresses: Carlisle, I KNEW you would be unfaithful to me with all those pretty human nurses! I'm leaving you!

360IsStillYoung: Esme! I would never do that to you!

--MentalMute has logged in--

MentalMute: Whoa, what's happening here?

CaramelTresses: Carlisle has had an affair with a nurse from the hospital!

MentalMute: Carlisle, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ESME!

360IsStillYoung: I didn't have an affair, this is someone playing a joke!

--Love2Shop has logged in--

Love2Shop: STOP! Do you know who the 'nurse' really is?

360IsStillYoung: WHO IS IT? I'M GOING TO MURDER THEM!

Love2Shop: I never knew about that side of you Carlisle!

CaramelTresses: Just TELL US!

Love2Shop: ~sighs~ He's gonna kill me… It's… Emmett.

--DrCullen's-Favorite-Nurse has logged out--

--IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast has logged in--

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Carlisle, Esme I'm so sorry! It was just a joke.

360IsStillYoung: You nearly made Esme pack up and leave! Where would that have left us as a family? That was immature and I am grounding you. I'm smashing up all the flat screens starting from NOW!

--360IsStillYoung has logged out--

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: He wouldn't would he?

CaramelTresses: Well I don't see why he shouldn't.

MentalMute: Uh oh. I think I'm going to leave.

--MentalMute has logged out--

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: NO! HE'S SMASHING UP THE ONE IN HERE! PLEASE CARLISLE DON'T!

--IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast has logged out--

Love2Shop: Woo! Go Carlisle! Oh no! He's smashed the last one! How am I going to watch the fashion channels now? ~wails~

--Love2Shop has logged out--

CaramelTresses: Deary me. I think I'll consider sending Emmett to a psychiatrist…

--CaramelTresses has logged out--