MindReader107-Edward
MentalMute-Bella
Love2Shop-Alice
EmotionManipulater-Jasper
*Blonde*and*Beautiful*- Rosalie
IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast- Emmett
360IsStillYoung- Carlisle
CaramelTresses- Esme
WerewolvesRock- Jacob
LochNessMonster- Renesmee/Nessie
MikeSchmike - Mike
--MikeSchmike has logged in--
MikeSchmike: Hello? Anyone here?
--MentalMute has logged in--
MikeSchmike: Hi Bella hun. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
MentalMute: EW. Mike, I'm not your 'hun'. I'm with Edward…
MikeSchmike: No, I was just testing it out as a chat up line, do you like it?
MentalMute: Uh… yeah? It's a bit … creepy. Who are you gonna ask out?
MikeSchmike: Um… well I was planning to ask…
MentalMute: Yes? It's only me on here.
MikeSchmike: ~sighs~ Rosalie Hale, you know? The really hot blonde one?
MentalMute: Pff! Rosalie! Good luck with that… ~laughs to self~
MikeSchmike: What? Won't she like me?
MentalMute: Uh no… It's nothing… Wait a minute, I'll go get her.
--MentalMute has logged out--
MikeSchmike: The only thing that matters is that we're together. NO! Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven. Uh! What am I gonna say?
--*Blonde*and*Beautiful* has logged in--
*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: UH! I was in the middle of doing my hair! Who is this?
MikeSchmike: Uh, well hi Rosalie, its Mike. Mike Newton.
*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Mike, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
MikeSchmike: I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.
*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Yes, I know that already. What are you trying to do?
MikeSchmike: Well erm, would you like to go on a date this Friday?
*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: What? Me go on a date with you? Pff! No chance, I'm taken.
--IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast has logged in--
IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Rose, which guy is harassing you now?
*Blonde*and*Beautiful: Hey, it's that loser Mike Newton. He asked me on a date.
IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Mike, STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE! Oops!
MikeSchmike: OMG! You are married!? You're only like 18 years old!
*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Yeah, and your problem is…
MikeSchmike: Oh, I haven't got a problem. It's just…
IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: If you harass any of my sisters, you will have to deal with us guys, do you hear me Mike?!
MikeSchmike: Y-y-yes!
--MikeSchmike has logged out--
*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Well done Emmett, now the whole of Forks is going to be gossiping about our family!
IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Yeah, I'm sorry Rose it's just…
--*Blonde*and*Beautiful* has logged out--
IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Huh… no need to get stroppy Rose.
--IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast has logged out--
