MindReader107-Edward

MentalMute-Bella

Love2Shop-Alice

EmotionManipulater-Jasper

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*- Rosalie

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast- Emmett

360IsStillYoung- Carlisle

CaramelTresses- Esme

WerewolvesRock- Jacob

LochNessMonster- Renesmee/Nessie

MikeSchmike - Mike

--MikeSchmike has logged in--

MikeSchmike: Hello? Anyone here?

--MentalMute has logged in--

MikeSchmike: Hi Bella hun. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

MentalMute: EW. Mike, I'm not your 'hun'. I'm with Edward…

MikeSchmike: No, I was just testing it out as a chat up line, do you like it?

MentalMute: Uh… yeah? It's a bit … creepy. Who are you gonna ask out?

MikeSchmike: Um… well I was planning to ask…

MentalMute: Yes? It's only me on here.

MikeSchmike: ~sighs~ Rosalie Hale, you know? The really hot blonde one?

MentalMute: Pff! Rosalie! Good luck with that… ~laughs to self~

MikeSchmike: What? Won't she like me?

MentalMute: Uh no… It's nothing… Wait a minute, I'll go get her.

--MentalMute has logged out--

MikeSchmike: The only thing that matters is that we're together. NO! Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven. Uh! What am I gonna say?

--*Blonde*and*Beautiful* has logged in--

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: UH! I was in the middle of doing my hair! Who is this?

MikeSchmike: Uh, well hi Rosalie, its Mike. Mike Newton.

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Mike, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MikeSchmike: I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Yes, I know that already. What are you trying to do?

MikeSchmike: Well erm, would you like to go on a date this Friday?

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: What? Me go on a date with you? Pff! No chance, I'm taken.

--IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast has logged in--

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Rose, which guy is harassing you now?

*Blonde*and*Beautiful: Hey, it's that loser Mike Newton. He asked me on a date.

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Mike, STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE! Oops!

MikeSchmike: OMG! You are married!? You're only like 18 years old!

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Yeah, and your problem is…

MikeSchmike: Oh, I haven't got a problem. It's just…

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: If you harass any of my sisters, you will have to deal with us guys, do you hear me Mike?!

MikeSchmike: Y-y-yes!

--MikeSchmike has logged out--

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Well done Emmett, now the whole of Forks is going to be gossiping about our family!

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Yeah, I'm sorry Rose it's just…

--*Blonde*and*Beautiful* has logged out--

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Huh… no need to get stroppy Rose.

--IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast has logged out--