MindReader107-Edward

MentalMute-Bella

Love2Shop-Alice

EmotionManipulater-Jasper

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*- Rosalie

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast- Emmett

360IsStillYoung- Carlisle

CaramelTresses- Esme

WerewolvesRock- Jacob

LochNessMonster- Renesmee/Nessie

MrVolturi- ???

--MentalMute has logged in--

MentalMute: Why is no-one ever on when I log in?

--MrVolturi has logged on--

MrVolturi: Greetings. Am I addressing Mrs. Isabella Cullen?

MentalMute: What? Who is this? Yes, I'm Isabella Cullen. Bella.

MrVolturi: Yes, very good. Well, I found this device useful as a means to tell you about a decision we have made, the Volturi.

MentalMute: What do you want? I thought you said you'd leave us alone!

MrVolturi: We had a meeting a few days ago, and we have changed our mind about your offspring, Renesmee Carlie Cullen.

MentalMute: What? You can't kill her! She isn't dangerous!

MrVolturi: No, we won't kill her, if you hand her over to us. We find her skills useful and wish for her to stand by us at the throne.

MentalMute: No. You can't!

MrVolturi: I'm sending over five of our guards, they'll be over in a few days a week at most. You will hand her over, or all of you will be executed.

MentalMute: But! ~sobs~

MrVolturi: OMG. I can't believe you fell for all of that!

MentalMute: WHO IS THIS? IT'S EMMETT ISN'T IT!

MrVolturi: Oh god, Bella I'm really sorry!

MentalMute: How could you? First you do it to Carlisle and Esme, now me!

--360IsStillYoung has logged on--

360IsStillYoung: Bella, what's happening?

MentalMute: Look at the conversation history!

360IsStillYoung: EMMETT! I'M COMPLETELY BANNING YOU FROM THE COMPUTERS FOR A WEEK!

MrVolturi: NO! Please don't!

MentalMute: You know Emmett, I'm still a newborn, and I have LOADS of pent up energy. Maybe I could use it up on YOU!

--MentalMute has logged out--

360IsStillYoung: You are in for it, son. Farewell.

MrVolturi: Help me Carlisle! Bella's smashed the door down! OMG she means business! AARRGGHH…..

--MrVolturi has been disconnected--

360IsStillYoung: It's about time someone could beat Emmett up. ~laughs to self~

--*Blonde*and*Beautiful* has logged in--

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Can someone PLEASE tell me why Bella is beating up my HUSBAND!

360IsStillYoung: He was pretending to be a member of the Volturi, and saying they were coming for Renesmee again.

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Yes, well it was only a joke! She didn't have to react like that!

360IsStillYoung: He did really scare her though, threatening to steal away her only daughter.

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: I'm still going to get Bella back.

--*Blonde*and*Beautiful* has logged out--

360IsStillYoung: I don't see how I'm going to live with this family for eternity. Mischief here and there, never ending pranks… I'm surprised Esme is still married to me!

--360IsStillYoung has logged out--