MindReader107-Edward

MentalMute-Bella

Love2Shop-Alice

EmotionManipulater-Jasper

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*- Rosalie

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast- Emmett

360IsStillYoung- Carlisle

CaramelTresses- Esme

WerewolvesRock- Jacob

LochNessMonster- Renesmee/Nessie

--WerewolvesRock has logged in--

--*Blonde*and*Beautiful* has logged in --

WerewolvesRock: Oh great, the psychopath blonde is here.

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Brilliant, the smelly wet dog is here.

WerewolvesRock: I'm a werewolf, not a DOG!

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: They are the same thing.

WerewolvesRock: I have a joke for you.

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Here we go again…

WerewolvesRock: Ok. .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: ~sighs~

WerewolvesRock: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills!

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: ~hisses~ I have one for you.

WerewolvesRock: Sure, go ahead bloodsucker.

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?

WerewolvesRock: ~growls~

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Throw a stick and shout fetch! HILARIOUS WOOO!

WerewolvesRock: That wasn't funny. I have another one about you bloodsuckers. Why did the blonde vampire need mouthwash?

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: I'll come and get you if you don't stop right NOW mutt.

WerewolvesRock: Big woop. Ok, the answer is… BECAUSE SHE HAD BAT BREATH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

--*Blonde*and*Beautiful* has logged off--

WerewolvesRock: Uh oh… what did I do? Someone can't take a joke!

--LochNessMonster has logged in--

LochNessMonster: Hey Jake, what's up?

WerewolvesRock: I'm cowering in a corner waiting for that psychopath Rosalie to kill me! I only told her a vampire joke about her!

LochNessMonster: Oooo… you should never do that to Rosalie. You should have seen what she did to Edward the other day… he told her a really mean blonde joke.

WerewolvesRock: Oh god. She's here! I love you Renesmee, and if I don't make it, then I'm sorry but you can blame THE BLONDE!! Arggghh…….!

--WerewolvesRock has been disconnected--

LochNessMonster: He should know by now. When will I ever have a normal family…?

--LochNessMonster has logged off--