A.N- Here is the last chapter!

MindReader107-Edward

MentalMute-Bella

Love2Shop-Alice

EmotionManipulater-Jasper

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*- Rosalie

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast- Emmett

360IsStillYoung- Carlisle

CaramelTresses- Esme

WerewolvesRock- Jacob

LochNessMonster- Renesmee/Nessie

ISearchForBaseballPlayers - ????

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--IsearchforBaseballPlayers has logged in--

ISearchForBaseballPlayers: I just need him to log in… he needs to be taught a lesson…

--IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast has logged in--

ISearchForBaseballPlayers: Hello. Is this Emmett McCarty Cullen?

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: YESSSS!!!!

ISearchForBaseballPlayers: ~coughs~ I search for baseball players with great potential, who could play in the Major League Baseball tournaments. I was wondering, would you like to join Seattle Mariners?

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Wha-wha-what? You want me to join Seattle Mariners?

ISearchForBaseballPlayers: Yes. I want you to join Seattle Mariners. Meet me in Port Angeles by the cinema at 10pm tonight. We will discuss the matter there.

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: AWESOME! My wife will be so happy… she might even reward me tonight… :D

ISearchForBaseballPlayers: Uh… yes. I'll see you there.

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Now how will I impress him… Oh, you're still there? Um... I look forward to seeing you, oh great one!

--ISearchForBaseballPlayers has logged out--

--IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast has logged out--

A FEW HOURS LATER

--IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast has logged in--

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: WHY WHY WHY?! Why didn't he turn up? Did he forget? No… how could he forget when I'm a great opportunity? ~dry sobs~

--ILove2Shop has logged in--

--Mindreader107 has logged in--

--MentalMute has logged in--

--EmotionManipulater has logged in--

--*Blonde*and*Beautiful* has logged in--

--360IsStillYoung has logged in--

--CaramelTresses has logged in--

--LochNessMonster has logged in--

--WerewolvesRock has logged in--

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: He didn't turn up! ~sobs~

CaramelTresses: Oh darling I'm so sorry!

MentalMute: He doesn't know what he's missing!

MindReader107: I actually feel sorry for you.

EmotionManipulater: Oh…

ILove2Shop: OMG OMG OMG! A shopping trip will make you feel better!

LochNessMonster: Aw Uncle Emmett…

WerewolvesRock: What kinda baseball player scouter is he?

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Aw babe… I have a surprise to make you feel better… come upstairs. ;)

MindReader107: Rosalie stop thinking about your surprise for Emmett! It's making me mentally gag!

*Blonde*and*Beautiful*: Don't look then…

CaramelTresses: Carlisle honey, are you there?

360IsStillYoung: Yes…

MindReader107: Carlisle HOW COULD YOU!? You know how much Emmett wanted to become a baseball player!

360IsStillYoung: Curse your mind reading powers! I'm sorry, son, it was done to teach you a lesson.

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Well… uh thanks… but now I have realised that everyone probably hates me… except for Rose… I think.

Everyone: WE DON'T HATE YOU!

IEatGrizzliesForBreakfast: Aw thanks guys! I'll try not to prank you… for a few days.

Everyone: EMMETT!!!

A.N- Aw… that was the last chapter! I really enjoyed writing this story… it made me laugh!