Disclaimer: So, this is the 4th chapter, it's quite long but it's fun to read!
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The New Ed
Chapter 4: Disaster Comes
Ed, Edd and Eddy rushed outside before Double D's house explodes (it did), the trio watched the house as it's particles scatter at Double D's front lawn and back yard,
"Oh lord! Mother will kill me for this disaster!" Double D said worriedly
"Big deal!...." Eddy shouted
"We'll just fix it right lumpy! And your mother wouldn't even suspect a thing" (evil voice)
"Um Eddy, I don't think we're good carpenters, and besides, remember what we've done to Jimmy's mini oven! Or Johnny's kitchen sink! Not even the three of us can't get
Johnny's head out from a tree branch! But please Eddy not my house! We'll just make it worse" Double D explained
Then suddenly, Fish-headed ducks started roaming around the CUL-DE-SAC, Driving everyone nuts,
"YAY! THE DUCK MUTANTS ARE BACK SEEKING THEIR REVENGE IN DUCKEROIDS VS PREDETOR BOUNTY HUNTERS 2!"
"Ed! Shut up! , can't ya see we can make loads of cash destroying these babies!"
"Get Double D lumpy!"
"Okay Eddy!,"
"Um, Eddy I am standing right here"
"Oh……uh…….Ed! Come back here!"
"Ed is right beside me, Eddy"
"Ya, I knew that, Double D, Make some weapons! NOW!"
Double D knew the reason for making this then he they rushed to the dumpsite to (you know).
"Double D…….. Look at the stuff ya made! We're gonna make zillions outta this!!" Eddy shouted with glee as he stares to a pile of battle equipment
"Well, Eddy, our battle equipment is related to military weapons as you see, our basically ammo container is common to recently basic guns, from small to large, each differ in ammo, use, shape, range, how powerful the ammo is and it's way of firing" Double D explained further
Eddy stared and said,
"I dunno what ya just said Einstein, but I'm ready ta kick some duck-head butt"
"Very well Eddy, we shall proceed to the battlefield"
"YAY!, ooh, ooh, can I get to be Jim Redel the exterminator from ZOMBIE INVADES! 5? And can you get to be my sidekick, Little Wimpy?"
"Um, very we…."
"Hey!, hey!, I'm da leader here so I'm Jim The……. whatever he is!"
"Ed, Eddy, lets just go before those monsters, perhaps, finishes the CUL-DE-SAC"
Double D made a rocket-powered bike then the trio equipped themselves then they quickly got to the CUL-DE-SAC, (with the bike… that is)
Meanwhile, the other two (excluding Mico) we're enjoying as they fought the so called monsters with real weapons they keep in their backpacks,
"This is better than a holiday!" Dico shouted happily
Mico was just sitting bored on top of a dead duck-headed freak
"All done here" he said boredly
"Well then….. HELP US OUT HERE LAZY BONE!!!!!" Dico shouted madly
"Hey! At least I helped ya finished of a dozen freak ducks!"
Dico stared grumpily on Mico
"You just defeated one……."
"Oh, all right!"
Rico was just hitting the freaks with rocks, the two stared then Mico said,
"Boy, is he dumb or what?!"
"Smarty pants…His gun's outta ammo"
"Oh…silly me" (sarcasm)
THE END
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(Note: Sorry it didn't go so well, I can already here someone saying "Why didn't EENE get to do anything?!" ..........I.....well...was.....I can't continue it, Me got nomore to say........................................................................................................................................................................................?
