I don't own Naruto or the Halo books but I do own the OCs.

(BTW shout out to my sister who helped add some funny lines. Check out her stories on here too. Her name

Pomsgurl16.)

"Talking"

'Thinking'

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"Comm Chatter"

Demon talking

CHAPTER FOURTEEN: Bell Test SPARTAN style

(A/C: Ooooooo this should be fun HAHAHAHA!)

Time: 6:58am

Date: 6/09/12 AK

Location: Training Ground #7

Robert, Naruto, and Hinata were waiting for the other three members of Team 7. They had been waiting for the others for about twenty minutes. Robert was sitting on the middle wooden pole staring out into the rising sun. Naruto and Hinata were asleep on one of the poles next to him. Hinata was using Naruto's shoulder as a pillow, while Naruto used Hinata's head as a pillow. Robert had placed them like that for several reasons: 1) moments like these are rare, 2) he felt like it, and 3) he wanted to see them squirm.

'At least they're able to sleep,' Robert thought taking a quick look at the two before returning his attention back at the sun. Robert had some recurring dreams or memories that were more like living nightmares. One was probably from his Naruto dimensional self, a massacre that made the Uchiha massacre look like stepping on an ant. Its one thing for someone to experience, but it hits harder for someone else to experience someone else's life.

Back in his dimension, Robert was a military 'Brat', meaning he was the son of a military officer. He would stay in one place for two or three years sometimes less before having to move to a new place. He didn't mind it; he met a lot of people and been to a lot of places. But because of the moving Robert was very to himself, uncaring at times for other people. He had several mottos: 'People come people go, it's a fact of life. Get use to it 'and' My life is my problem and my problem alone, no one else should get involved.' He very rarely took help from anybody, only asking for it when he really needed it or for someone's opinion.

When he was growing up, he was made fun of because of his height, either that or how quiet he was. He was sometimes the butt of a bad joke or teased to no end. But he didn't mind it; in truth he kind of pitied those who made fun of him. Robert was smart for his age back then, even though he didn't show it. One of the many things he learned was those who make fun of and judge others, are only judging themselves. Also he'd out smart them by making them say things like 'I'm stupid' or 'I'm gay and proud of it.'

A few times there were some people that got up (or down into his face and he hated that. One particular moment was when he was in the 5th grade in a bus on the way to school. The guy was a safety patroller and the power had gone to his head. One of the girls on the bus had insulted him causing Robert to chuckle, along with his friend at the time Troy. Robert barely remembered what happened next, but he did remember that he stood up in front of the guy, who was two heads taller than him, and glared at him a mess-with-me-and-your-going-to-get-your-ass-kicked face.

Robert smirked at the memory. The kids face was priceless: a mixture of fear, shock, and rage. He remembered hearing several bets being made on whom would win if a fight broke out. But it never happened because another safety patroller came up and told the guy to sit his ass down.

Robert was brought out of his memory lane when his motion tracker popped up. Three yellow dots coming in, one from the south and two from the northwest. Robert shifted his gaze to the one coming from the south to see Sasuke walking up to him with his hands stuffed into his pockets.

"Robert," Sasuke acknowledge, sitting against the other wooden pole, opposite of Naruto and Hinata.

"Sasuke," Robert nodded at Sasuke. (A/C: Wow, men of few words.) He then looked towards the northwest to see Tsunade looking down at the ground rubbing her head and Shizune carrying Tonton in her arms.

"What's wrong with Tsunade-sensei?" Sasuke asked raising an eyebrow.

Shizune sighed. "She had a 'small' drink after we introduced ourselves yesterday," she said emphasizing the small part.

"It was small," Tsunade said under her breath.

"Only in your mind, Tsunade-sensei," Robert stated making Tonton and Shizune nod in agreement.

"How long do we have to wait before Kakashi gets here?" Sasuke asked, crossing his arms.

Robert sighed. "We might as well get comfortable, because it's going to be awhi-."

Poof!

Kakashi had appeared in front of the three wooden poles in a puff of smoke. His shoulders were slumped, knees bent, and anime tears were running down his face.

Robert was quite shocked to see Kakashi there. "Kakashi-sensei… you're early, by about three hours." His voice was quickly replaced with suspicion. "What's the occasion?" he said crossing his arms.

Kakashi's head sunk, "I can't find my favorite book."

Robert sweat dropped. 'So THAT's what he does in the hours he's gone,' he thought jumping off of the wooden pole and nudged Naruto and Hinata, waking them from their slumber.

Tsunade sighed. "Alright," she started placing her hands on her hips and looking at the Genin part of the team. "If you're done moping Kakashi, let's get this test over with."

"What's…Yawn the objective?" Naruto asked standing up, still a little groggy.

"Your goal," Tsunade said, reaching into her kunai pouch and pulling out two bells, "is to get these from me and Kakashi before the clock Shizune has reaches noon," she explained pointing at Shizune.

"Uh…" Kakashi said making everybody look at him. "I thought you said I should get the bells," he finished pulling out TWO more bells from his kunai pouch.

"Stupid!" Tsunade screamed punching Kakashi on top of the head and making a three meter long crater where Kakashi was standing a few seconds ago.

"Ouch," Robert said emotionless, observing the damage Kakashi's skull made.

"That's got to hurt," Sasuke, said feeling sorry for his sensei.

"I know how that feels," Naruto said rubbing the top of his head, remembering how hard Robert's punches were.

"Think he's ok?" Hinata asked.

Kakashi's right hand braced the ground as he tried to stand up, but because of the punch he had a rather large bump. He shockingly stood up from the massive hit, shocking everyone he could still get up and looked at Tsunade.

"Oh, well…" Kakashi said, regaining his composure and tying the two bells on to his belt. "We'll just have to make it harder for them to get the bells."

"Fair enough," Tsunade said, still peeved Kakashi had misunderstood her. She also tied her bells to her belt.

Robert smirked at their luck as Team 7 got ready to hightail it to the woods. He had originally planed to use the books Naruto stole as a bargaining chip, but it still didn't matter. SPARTANs never lose and he wasn't going to lose here.

"On your mark," Tsunade said.

"Get set," Kakashi said.

"GO!!"

Time: 8:12

Date: Unchanged

Location: Unchanged

Kakashi was worried but didn't show it. He hated to wait for the 'enemy' to attack. Especially since he and Tsunade were facing three of the Marauders. The Marauder 'pranks' were very well thought-out and executed. He'd have to be extra careful not to fall into one of their traps or tricks.

Tsunade had heard about the Marauders from outside the village several occasions, but she thought very little about it at the time. It was actually one of the reasons why she came back. She heard about the New Year's Eve incident and wanted to know if it really happened. When she heard it was true, she laughed her ass off saying the village got what it deserved. Tortured in the most cruel way and it didn't cost a life. No doubt something the Kyuubi would have loved to see. (Kyuubi: Damn Right!)

"Oi, Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto yelled from the top of a tree, making Kakashi and Tsunade look up at him. "Let's go! You and me, one-on-one!"

"You know," Kakashi started staring at Naruto, "compared to the others, you're a bit off."

"Stupid is more like it," Tsunade said silently agreeing with Kakashi.

"I'll show you who's 'off'!" Naruto shouted back jumping off the tree and running right at Kakashi.

Kakashi sighed deeply. He was really hoping for some plan, not some frontal assault. If he had his books he would read and see how the story went but they vanished last night.

Naruto raised his right hand and tried to punch Kakashi in the stomach. Kakashi easily ducked under the punch with his hands in his pockets. Naruto used the momentum of his last attack to drop kick Kakashi with his left foot, aiming for the crook of Kakashi's neck. But Kakashi leaned back enough for Naruto's attack to miss. Naruto continued with his momentum making him do a round-house kick aimed at Kakashi's face.

Kakashi took out one hand from his pockets and caught Naruto's kick mid-swing. He pushed Naruto's foot to the ground and vanished.

"Huh?" Naruto asked his head going from left to right and back again. "Where'd he go?"

"Psst… behind you," Kakashi whispered from his crouched position. His hands in a tiger hand sign.

Tsunade blinked. 'He isn't…,' she thought as Kakashi put the end of the hand sign in where the sun don't shine. 'He is…,' she thought shaking her head.

POOF!

Tsunade looked up to see that Naruto had used the Kawarimi no Jutsu to switch places with a hornet's nest with an explosive tag on it. (A/C: Oh… Shit.) Kakashi desperately tried to get the nest off of his fingers when the tag began to smoke, but it was stuck tight. When the tag was almost gone, Kakashi stopped moving and looked at Tsunade, "Today just isn't my day…"

POW!!

The resulting explosion caused Kakashi to be completely covered with hornet's honey. A few seconds later angry buzzing could be heard coming from the scattered pieces of the hive.

"RUN, YOU IDIOT!!" Tsunade yelled, running as far away from Kakashi as she could. Shizune and Tonton jumped into the nearby lake, hoping to get away from the angry hornets.

Kakashi wasted no time hightailing it into the woods. Once in the woods, however, his feet stepped on something, causing him to continue forward even though he tried to stop. Kakashi ran into something causing it to explode, covering him with small blank white sheets of paper. He instinctively closed his eye to make sure that the paper couldn't stick to it as he continued forward. After a couple more seconds he felt something wet cover him and he also felt several ropes lassoing him around his arms and hands.

Kakashi opened his eye to find himself in what looked like a giant man-made sling shot. Multiple bungee ropes were wrapped around two trees and were bent backwards towards Kakashi. From what he could tell he was the projectile. He took a quick look at himself to see that he was brightly colored with reds, blues, and yellows. He shakingly looked behind him to see both Naruto and Sasuke smiling evilly near the firing trigger. They had some kind of gadget on the right side of their faces that covered they're ears and had a small screen in front of their right eye. (A/N: Think of the Scouters in DBZ) He paled as Sasuke took out a kunai and knelt down next to the rope that triggered the sling shot and placed his kunai very near it.

"Cya," Naruto said happily waving bye to Kakashi.

"And I definitely wouldn't want to be ya," Sasuke said smirking triumphantly, cutting the rope.

Kakashi screamed as he was launched from the slingshot and into the village with several ropes trailing behind him with rocks tied to the end.

"I take it back," Sasuke said standing up, placing his kunai back in his pouch, and stared at the retreating form of Kakashi. "I like this plan. I like it a lot. Although I had no idea Kakashi would scream like a little girl.""

"Told, ya. Robert has some excellent ideas," Naruto said chuckling at their accomplishment.

Sasuke nodded and raised his right hand and pressed a button on his 'Scouter' as Robert called it "Robert, Kakashi is on his way to the drop point."

"Affirmative. Hinata and I will pick up Kakashi. Begin phase II."

"Roger that, over and out." Sasuke said releasing the button and looked at Naruto.

Naruto smiled like an idiot before he and Sasuke went after Tsunade.

Time: 8:15 am

Date: Unchanged

Location: Unchanged

Tsunade was breathing heavily as she stopped from her 4 mile non-stop run. She looked over her shoulder to see if she had gotten away from the hornets. Tsunade sighed in relief that the hornets had stopped following her.

Tsunade then heard a blood curdling scream that sounded a lot like Kakashi in the distance. 'The hornets must have caught up to him,' she thought dusting off some of the leaves that had gotten on her. 'Or the genin have gotten they're hands on him.'

Ding, Ding!

"Place your bets, people, place your bets!" Someone yelled from deep inside the forest.

'Bets?!' Tsunade thought before running straight towards the sound.

Time: 8:30 am

Date: Unchanged

Location: Somewhere in Konoha

Kakashi saw the ground begin to grow larger. He tried to move, to change his trajectory, but his body couldn't move.

When he almost hit the ground, the ropes behind him caught something, causing Kakashi to go around the object several times before he finally stopped. He couldn't see because everything was still spinning to him, but he could tell he was hanging from something.

"Hey look everybody!" said a very high female voice.

Kakashi blinked several times to see he was in Konoha's daycare center. Over thirty kids looked directly at Kakashi with eagerness in their eyes. "It's a Piñata!"

Kakashi went pale as he saw the kids begin arming themselves with large sticks and baseball bats, inching ever so slowly to him. "Why Kami-sama? Why do you have to be so cruel?" were the last words Kakashi asked before all hell broke loose.

5 mins later

Robert and Hinata appeared behind the large group of kids, looking at their battered sensei. "Is he dead?" Hinata asked as she and Robert walked passed the made group of kids who were saying stuff like 'What a rip off!' and 'Where's the candy?'

Robert walked up to the unconscious Jounin and took the bells from his belt. He poked Kakashi several times with his right index finger before he saw him twitch. "Nope, he's still kicking," he said giving one of the bells to Hinata.

"Now," Robert started untying Kakashi from the tree and slunged him over his left shoulder, "All we have to do is wait for…"

"This is Raven, Phase II complete. Bells retrieved and I must point out that this was the easiest five-hundred thousand ryo I have ever made."

Robert smirked and activated his comm, "Well she isn't called the legendary 'Sucker' for nothing, now let's head back to the training ground. Bell Retrieval Misson: Complete."

I must say that this is my best chapter yet. More indepht detail in Robert the charater. I had to get him to write part of it so please give it up for him. I hope that this was funny enough with the small twist in it. I'll try to get the next chapter up ASAP.

So until next time, this is SPARTAN-251, signing off...(Click)