HEEELLLOOOOOO readers! It is, the esteemed-kind-of-self-centered winged artist. Dukekitty and I have decided to get up off our lazy asses, and write you a story! So that's a yay! We have some seriously stupid stuff that we may or may not do including certain anime ridiculousness references. And Dukekitty has decided that ten must sing at the beginning of each and every chapter she writes: so here goes.

"Taaaaaakkkkkeeeeeeeee onnnnnnnn meeeeeeeeee" the doctor sang while they skipped merrily through the Dalek asylum

"Take on me" nine and eleven chorused with him

"Takkkkkkkkkeeeee meeeeeeee ooooooooonnnnn"

"Take on me"

"IIIIIIIIIIII'LLLLLLLLLLL beeeeeee-"

Rose interrupted them, "While you boys' singing is gorgeous, I should care to remind you that we are walking through an asylum filled with little death machines."

Ten stuck out his lip, pouting.

The Asylum was bleach white, in stark contrast to the dirty grey of the prison below. They could see all kinds of Daleks trapped behind thick layers of bullet proof glass. They were each… special. One was red, and seemed to be trying to break out, yelling "HUUUUGGGSS" at the top of it's voice. Another kept turning around in circles, mumbling something about being a ballerina. One strutted down an imaginary catwalk speaking of Fabulousness, but the one that stood out the most was what suddenly approached them.

"ROSE TYLER. THE DOCTOR. IT HAS BEEN THE TIME LENGTH OF THE TIME LENGTH IT HAS BEEN SINCE I HAVE SEEN YOU LAST, YET EVERY SECOND EXPERIENCES APPEARS MORE CORPOREAL THAN BEFORE," it said almost welcomingly like an old friend instead of the cold metallic armor that stood before them now.

Every single doctor whipped out their sonic screwdriver to protect their Rose. With the exception of Eleven, who reached for it, dropped it while pulling it out of his coat and then letting it sit in his pants in a rather awkward position. "s-stay away!" he shouted.

"Rory, please let the professionals handle this." Nine grumbled.

Eleven stuck out his tongue at Nine's back. Sure, he didn't know Eleven was a much more experienced version of him, but that didn't mean he had to be so rude about it.

"I AAAAAMM ROOOOOOOSSE TYYYYYLEEEEEEEK!" the Dalek screeched.

"W-what? But I'm Rose," Rose responded, ignoring all three doctors' protests.

"I AM ROSE TYLER. BUT I AM A DALEK. I AM ROSE TYLEK. YOU DID THE THING WHICH IS KNOWN AS BY HUMANS, SAVING ME. I AM GREATFUL. ACTIVATING APRECCIATION," it chorused, letting out a couple beeps and the occasional boop.

Eleven had seen enough, and stepped in, turning Rose around with one of his arms flung across her back gently, as though partially hugging. Or clutching for protection. The two could easily be mixed up. "Rose, all the daleks are insane here. They're really all gone wonky, who knows what that one was even talking about, for that matter. It's best we avoid anything that could hurt you here, really," Eleven reasoned, gaining Rose's admiration slowly. Nine and ten were practically fuming. Rory seemed to get all the attention.

"WHOO ARRRREE YOOOOOOU?" the red dalek questioned Eleven.

"I'm-" Eleven began, but he was cut off by Nine.

"This is Rory, Rory Williams." He quipped, a slightly evil grin spreading across his face.

"LOOKING UP RORY WILLIIIIAAAMS IN DAAATAAABAASE." The Dalek proclaimed.

"wait-what? NO- please don-"

"RORY WILLIAMS: SPECIES: HUMAAN. LEADWORTH, ENGLAND. NURSE. COMPANION OF THE DOCTOOORRS ELEVENTH REGENERAAATION. MARRIED TO AMELIA POND. YOU DOO NOT RESEMBLE THE DAAATAAABAAASES VISUAAAAL AAAID. DEDUCTION: YOU ARE NOOT RORY WILLIAAAMS."

Ten balked at eleven "Not Rory Williams, huh?"

Rose started at him "You're married?"

"I-I am sooo totally Rory Williams, the things insane- it doesn't know what it's saying. And as for married…. I was ah-recently widowed. Before I started travelling with you. Yeah."

"Is that so?" Nine asked, apparently intent on knocking Eleven's façade into pieces.

Eleven started to look defiant, clearly done with Nine's sass. "Yes. Yes it is. In fact-" Eleven started, faking a frown but keeping the evil glint in his eye, "-it was your TARDIS that crashed and killed her."

Rose looked horrified. "W-we did that? But we couldn't have! I'm so sorry! Don't tell me we really actually killed your wife?"

Eleven's devious eyes lost their confidence. Instead, he became solemn, and the other doctors actually felt a slight guilt when they saw just how depressed Eleven really was about this 'Amelia Pond's death. "I-it wasn't your fault Rose. It was the doctor's. Amy died because of him. It was all his fault. Although he seems to have a habit of doing th-"

"No! Don't say those things! The Doctor may have made mistakes, but he would never-ever-ever hurt someone intentionally. He has saved more people than he has killed." Rose was fuming.

Eleven shot her a sad smile, tears threatening to brim over his eyes. He had forgotten that Rose had cared so much. "I'm sorry. I- I just- sometimes it's hard to believe that anyone could live with the things that I've- I mean he's- done. How anyone could keep allowing them selves to make those kind of mistakes. He killed Amy, an innocent woman. And he lost her. How could he do something like that?"

"He lives because he has to make up for his mistakes, Rory. He needs to know he has done good things to conquer the bad. And I'm sure he didn't mean to kill Amy. But I'm also sure he regrets it every. Single. Day."

"Oh believe me," Eleven whispered, "He does."

Suddenly the whole spaceship was rocked to the left. The four heard a loud, Scottish, female voice yell in shock, "How in Hell did we get here!"

Eleven paled "No, that's not possible…"

A male voice answered the scottish one "It looks a bit like something the doctor would get us into, Amy."

Dum Dum DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Oh sweet Jesus! What in the world shalt happen next? Find out next year! Just kidding don't panic we won't take a year to update again. Maybe. Alright, just to clear things up here so you all know, this takes place for Nine right before they met Jack, for Ten right before doomsday, and for Eleven, after Amy and Rory died from the weeping angels, sometime around Clara. Anywho, thanks so much for reading and sticking with us. See ya next chapter! ;) ;)

Dukekitty and Wingedartist

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"Anywho"

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