he said she said
summary: tsunade and iruka should not write parenting books
a/n: au sasuke and naruto provide too much fun to be right
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Chief Resident Tsunade turned from her third story office window overlooking the parking lot to glower at Iruka while her two top, supposed genius and respected cardiothoracic surgeons Uzamaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke... continued duking it out over who got the front space in winter without a whit of thought to how this might look on the hospital.
Her scowl deepened. "Put Naruto through med school, you said. He'll grow more passive and intellectual, you said, he'll mature you said--"
"Oh shut up," Iruka said. He took in the sight of a certain blond someone choking around a stethoscope that was not supposed to be used that way. Pinching his sinuses feeling a headache coming on, he turned away resignedly, soon hearing after a different voice's yell, Naruto's, 'God you are such a fucking asshole!'
"It's not like Uchiha has an excuse, either."