This is Lily and James thinking of names. I don't own anyone.
"I have a perfect one!" James told Lily. She sighed; anything James thought was perfect was usually useless.
"What is it this time?" she asked drearily.
"No, seriously, this one truly is perfect" James assured her.
"Let's hear it then,"
"Merlin," James stated impressively, "for a boy,"
"Merlin? Seriously? You want me to name our child Merlin? The Merlin? As in the greatest wizard even known? Are you stupid?"
"It's a great idea! He's so famous, and our kid will be famous too!" James yelled.
"Keep your voice down, James." Lily told him sternly, "Do you know how bullied our child will be if we name him Merlin?"
"What? He won't be bullied!"
"Of course he will, you idiot! People are constantly saying things like 'Merlin's pants!' or 'Merlin's beard!' It is a completely and utterly RIDICULOUS idea to name our child Merlin."
"I think you are being totally unreasonable. You've shot down every idea I've had so far,"
"That's because every idea you've had so far has been preposterous."
At this, James walked off in a sulk, and refused to speak to Lily for the rest of the day.
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The Next Day"James?"
"Yes, Sirius?"
"Did you honestly try and get Lily to name your kid Merlin?"
"Shut up."
Pretty short.
I think I might do another one about them.
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