Yet again, I own nothing.
"I have one."
"Argh! How many times are you going to throw in Sirius Jnr before you realise that we are not naming our child after you!"
"Don't be so mean, Lily! And it's not Sirius Jnr, this time. This one is amazing, actually." Sirius boasted.
"Sure it is. Just like the last one, and the one before that," James said under his breath.
"I heard that, Jamie! And as for that, you're not being best man at my wedding!"
"That's so unfair! You were best man at mine!" James whined.
"Don't worry, James. As if Padfoot is going to get married, anyway,"
"Shut up, Lily."
"It's the truth." James pointed out.
"Yeah, but it still hurts sometimes," Sirius pouted.
"So what was your suggestion, anyway?"
Sirius beamed, "Elvendork!" James burst into laughter.
"What's so funny?" Lily asked.
"ELVENDORK!" James bellowed. By this time, Sirius was howling with laughter as well.
"And, the great thing about it," Sirius calmed down and told Lily seriously, "is that it's unisex. You can use it if you have a boy or" Sirius had to stop there because he was laughing too much.
"Great name, mate!" said James after his laughter had subsided.
"You're joking, right?"
"Course we are, Lils."
"Good." Lily said calmly, "I still don't get what's so funny about Elvendork…"
She groaned. As soon as she said the name again, James and Sirius began their ridiculous laughing fit again. Men…
I used the whole Elvendork thing from JKR's prequel thingy.
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