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Our next victim, Revenge of the Fallen! NO OFFENSE INTENDED IN THIS!
#1
Bumblebee: ~I'm so excited!~
Sam: Hey, I thought you got your voice fixed!
Bumblebee: Well I uh-
Jolt: *jumps out from behind garage and throws electric whips* HI-YA!
Sam: Jolt!
Jolt: What? I don't get any lines in this movie so I gotta do SOMETHING
Sam: Well you wrecked my dad's grass
Jolt: That's better than nothing
Sam: *glare*
CUT
#2
Mikeala: *drops wielder* Oops!
Wheelie: OW MY FOOT! OW MY OTHER FOOT! OW MY *BLEEP*ING FEET! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? KILL ME?!
Mikeala: Well I'm SUPPOSED to but the script says to just burn your eye out
Wheelie: YOU'RE A LOUSY AIM!
CUT
#3
Alice: *on top of Sam*
Sam: You know, your breath stinks
Alice: Well duh I'm a pretender Decepticon, do you expect me to brush my teeth?
CUT
#4
Sam: Look, Starscream, I'm sorry about trying to kill you before and calling you a nacho behind your back!
Starscream: Oh you'll- WAIT YOU DID WHAT?!
CUT
#5
Optimus: GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
Fallen: Okay! *takes off face and hands it to Optimus*
Optimus: Uh...
Fallen: You didn't know it was detachable?
Optimus: o.O?
Fallen: What?
CUT
#6
Demolisher: The Fallen shall rise again!
Optimus: What happens if I just push him over and he falls again?
Demolisher: Well um-darn, I need to think of a line for that one...
CUT
#7
Demolisher: The Fallen shall rise again!
Sideswipe: Whoa! Whoa! *loses balance and falls down* Uh, does this mean I'm going to rise again?
CUT
#8
Sideswipe: *ready to slice Sideways in half*
Sideways: *running away* No! No! I don't even get a line in this movie! You can't kill me yet!
CUT
#9
Mikaela: Oh *BLEEP* it's a Decepticon!
Jetfire: Decepticon? No I've been on the Elite guard and I've been in Beast machines but I was a Vehicon! I've NEVER been a Decepticon!
CUT
#10
Skids and Mudflap: *driving around in old ice crean truck*
Mudflap: *Deattachs to Skids*
Skids: *keeps on driving*
Mudflap: Uh, that, wasn't supposed to happen. Yo Skids! Come back here! I can't drive by myself! I don't even have the steering wheel! SKIDS!
Skids: *does not come back*
Mudflap: *sigh* *BLEEP*
CUT
#11
Skids and Mudflap: *break into the wall and locate thingy*
Bumblebee: *using radio* ~You got the touch, you got the powwwwwwwweeeeeeer, YEAH!~
CUT
#12
Megatron: DIE!
Sam: I got better things to do tonight then die!
CUT
#13
Jetfire: My father was the wheel, the first wheel, do you know what he transformed into?
Sam: No
Jetfire: Nothing!
Sam: *gasp * Then your father's not a transformer is he?
Jetfire: Well, uh...
Sam: Which means you're not a transformer either!
CUT
#14
Fallen: *on top of pyramid* Now I claim your sun!
Princess Celestia: I don't think so!
Fallen: What in the world are you?
Princesa Celestia: I'm Princess Celestia, bringer of sun, and your Princess of Peril
Fallen: Wut?
Princess Celestia: *uses horn on Fallen*
Fallen: Whoa! Whoa! *falls over* oof!
CUT
#15
Starscream: Not to call you a coward, but cowards sometimes do survive
Megatron: Coming from the guy who usually ends up dead by the end of the series
CUT
#16
Jetfire: Earth? What a terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it planet "dirt"
Pinkie pie: Finally someone agrees with me!
CUT
#17
Fallen: MY Matrix! My precious! My precious...
CUT
#18
Sam: Can you read this?
Skids: Read? Uh-uh
Mudflap: We don't-we don't really do much reading
Sam: Then how do you know your lines?
Skids and Mudflap: Uh...
CUT
#19
Megatron: Yesssssssssss
Fallen: Oh great, now he's gona all Beast wars on us!
CUT
#20
Ratchet: Jolt, Electrifiy! Transfer those afterburners!
Jolt: No
Ratchet: What?! Why not?!
Jolt: I won't do any electrifying until I get a line in this movie
CUT
#21
Optimus: Pull over!
Demolisher: Okay! *stops abruptly*
Optimus: *goes flying over his head* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *crashes into scenery* That's it. I'm retiring from police duty. Get Barricade to do it!
CUT
#23
Ironhide: He's here. I smell him
Sam: You too?! I thought giant robots only smelled humans!
CUT
#24
Scalpel: Need parts! Kill ze little one!
Random constructicon: Um, but aren't YOU the smallest one here?
Scalpel: Huh? *looks down at himself* zo I am!
Scrapmetal: So we have to take YOU apart
Scalpel: What?! NO! HELP! ZEY'RE GONNA KILL ME! CUT ZCENE! CUT ZCENE!
CUT
#25
Ironhide: You dare point a weapon at ME?! Do you want a piece of me?!
Random soldier: No I want two pieces of-
Ironhide: *twitchy optic* Don't even start *points gun at him*
Random soldier: O.O Okay, uh, sir...
CUT
#26
Optimus: I rise...you fall!
Fallen: Oh come on! I've already fallen about ten times already! And one time I couldn't get up! And you're making a pun with my name! You're a mean prime
CUT
#27
Skids: Are you scared?
Mudflap: Scared? Scared of your ugly face!
Skids: We look the same!
Mudflap: Actually no we don't
Skids: We're twins, we're supposed to look the same!
Mudflap: Well it's obvious we aren't identical twins. Look at you, you're ugly and I mean look at me, I'm gorgeous!
Skids: *facepalming* Why do I even bother?
CUT
#28
The Fallen: Soon this planet will be dark forever
Nightmare moon: The night will last forever! MWHAHAHAHA!
The Fallen: Another one of you guys?
CUT
#29
Optimus: Autobots, I'm in hot pursuit!
Sideswipe: We REALLY got to get him to lay off the video games
CUT
#30
Fallen: Die like your brothers!
Optimus: They were your brothers too!
Fallen: But they gave me this *BLEEP*ing name. I can't even remember my real name now!
#31
Ratchet: Jolt! Transfer those afterburners!
Optimus: *gets armor* *gets up* *jumps up to fly*
*falls*
FAIL
CUT and PRINT
Done with Revenge of the Fallen!