I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
And guess what, I HAVE MORE BLOOPERS THAT WERE STOLEN FROM THE DIRECTOR'S OFFICE! Whoops, I mean borrowed from his office
To the peeps who reviewed (you guys rock):
Azul the Blue: glad I could make you "XD"!
Ninjabot01: *squee* You got my references! Not many people get them...
Autobotgirl2234: Thanx!
ONWARD TO THE BLOOPERS!
Our next contestant, Prime (tfp)! NO OFFENSE INTENDED WHATSOEVER!
#1
Agent Fowler: You! Soldier! You're out of uniform! Put on some shoes! *falls backwards*
Ratchet: I believe you mean "pants" Agent Fowler
Agent Fowler: What? Oh yeah. Put on some pants! *falls backwards*
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#2
Cliffjumper: *transformers to alt mode and drives up cliff* *soars over cliff* *waits too long then transformers* *falls flat on face*
George (a.k.a. Vehicon): That's gonna leave a mark
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#3
Arcee: I'm fine, just...dizzy
Miko: Robots who get dizzy?
Raf: Robots with emoticons
Jack: Robots who can- wait, what did you say?
Miko: Apparently the bots have emoticons
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#4
Arcee: Cons!
Jack: No! Mom!
Arcee: Even worse!
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#5
Ratchet: Then by all means, light our darkest hour!
Music: ~You got the touch. You got the powwwwwweeeeeeer, YEAH!~
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#6
Jack: YOU HANDED IT AN AXE?!
Miko: I didn't hand it an axe! I assulted it with an axe!
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#7
Agent Fowler: I like Pinkie pie. Do you like Pinkie pie?
Miko: You like Pinkie pie? ROCK ON!
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#8
Ratchet: They have no protective shell! If they go underfoot they will go...squish!
Miko: *comes in with Sari's Optimus costume* Will this do?
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#9
Jack: Well if I don't call my mom, like, now, I'm pretty sure the cops will be out looking for me
Optimus: Have you broken a law?
Jack: *rolls eyes* Yeah, I stole energy from a power plant, made a yellow bolt of energy called kremzeke, and I'm digging to the earth's core to make energon. Oh yeah, and I'm going to harvest this planet's sun
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#10
Jack: Friend of yours?
Arcee: Family
Jack: Yeah. I see the resemblenece
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#11
Starscream: THAT'S YOUR PLAN?! BRING THE AUTOBOTS BACK FROM THE DEAD TO ATTACK US?!
Megatron: Eeyup
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#12
Jack: I've been raised to be responsible. To my schoolwork, my mom, my job
Miko: You were raised with a job?
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#13
Arcee: Maybe it needs one of these doohickeys *holds up motorcycle part*
Jack: You're a motorcycle Arcee. Shouldn't you know how to build a motorcycle engine?
Arcee: You're a human Jack. Can you build me a small intestine?
Jack: Do you even HAVE a small intestine?
Arcee: No comment...
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#14
Bulkhead: Look Miko, before I was a warrior I was a laborer-a construction. I can build stuff and I can break stuff. That's it
Miko: I love breaking stuff! I wanna be just like you, Bulk!
Bulkhead: Arggggggg...why do you want to be like me when you can be a medic like Ratchet?
Miko: Because Ratchet's grumpy
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#15
Bulkhead: We have a history
Breakdown: *chuckles* And you have a pet. Does it play catch?
Miko: No but I can do this! *attempts to air-kick Breakdown like Sari did* HEEE-YAH! *misses by a mile*
Breakdown: What was that?
Tfa Prowl: *comes out of nowhere and attacks Breakdown*
Miko: Duh. It's called a "distraction"
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#16
Megatron: If you are real, and this is my subconsious, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD?!
Bumblebee: Technicaly I'm not IN your head and I'm here to see if you know anything about proffesor Isaac Sumdac!
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#17
Raf: I can't see without my glasses!
Miko: What are you, ninety?
Raf: Ninety and a half actually
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#18
Miko: Why don't you just marry her already?!
Bulkhead: Because it's kind of hard to kiss when her face is the opposite direction of mine
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#19
Starscream: Yes, run Miko, run!
Miko: Okay! *zooms out and causes cave to fall on them* Uh...whoops?
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#20
Knock out: Come to Papa!
Bulkhead: Run to Mommy!
Breakdown: Say Uncle!
Miko: I didn't know Decepticons had Uncles
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#21
Miko: The cons killed a Unicorn?
*silence*
You know, white horse with a horn on it's head...prances around all sparkly
Rarity: Did you just call me a...unicron?
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#22
Ratchet: Bulkhead-
Bulkhead: What?! You needed that?!
Ratchet: No. I forgot my line
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#23
Agent Fowler: How are you?
Breakdown: HOW AM I?! HOW AM I?! I'LL TELL YOU HOW I AM! I'M *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP* OF THIS *BLEEP*ER *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!
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#24
Orion pax/ Optimus prime: I must know...who am I?
Megatron: Well what does it say on your script?
Orion pax/ Optimus prime: That's the point. It says Orion pax/ Optimus prime so I'm trying to figure which one I am
Megatron: *shrugs* I dunno
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#25
Smokescreen: *looking at cars* Is this all this planet has?
Jack: ...
Smokescreen: *leans forward* *begins to lose balance* Whoa! Whoa! *falls* (from ground) I'm okay!
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#26
Knock out: Where's that famous horsepower? Show me some SPEED! *tire blows out* *skids to a stop* Um...could someone give me a push?
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#27
Starscream: *evil laugh* That tickled!
Miko: (off stage) So 'cons are ticklish? Who knew!
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#28
Ratchet: Please don't call me Doc
Wheeljack: Whatever you say, Sunstreaker
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#29
Raf: A turkey inside of Laserbeak inside of Soundwave? It's a-
Ratchet: Wait. Did you just say a TURKEY is inside of Laserbeak?
Wheeljack and Ratchet: *begin to laugh*
Raf: What? Argggggg. I messed up my lines!
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#30
Megatron: *looking at deceased Hardshell* The Autobots did this?!
Insecticon: No...it...was...a human boy in a wheelchair. No wait, wrong series. It was a human girl. GIRL. Fully operatonal. Girl
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#31
Raf: I don't care if you were trained by Yoketron! My mom has eyes in the back of your head!
Tfa Prowl: Fascinating...
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#32
Knock out: Breakdown would be tickled
Miko: Again a Decepticon admits Decepticons are ticklish
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#33
Megatron: We Decepticons...now face our darkest hour
Soundwave: ~I'm walking on sunshiiiiiiine, who-aaaaaaa. I'm walking on sunshine, who-aaaaaaaaa and don't it feel good?! Hey! Alright now! Yeah-~
Megatron: SOUNDWAVE!
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#34
Megatron: I said stand down! That is an order!
Dreadwing: One which I carrot follow
Megatron: *begans laughing*
Starscream: *also laughing* Did you say carrot?
Dreadwing: What? I-aw dang it!
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#35
Team prime: *activates keys*
Optimus: GIANT BUBBLE WAND!
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#36
Starscream: *bangs keys against table* WHY WON'T YOU WORK?!
Keys: *shatters into tiny pieces and falls on floor*
Starscream: Uh...whoops?
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#37
Orion pax/ Optimus prime: *after discovering guns* I'm...armed? *guns fall off*
Benny (a.k.a. Vehicon): *laughing* Not anymore you're not!
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#38
Jack: Um, Optimus. Wanna see something funny?
Optimus: Zzzzzzz-huh? What? Are we rolling?
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#39
Miko: You double-crossing anyone is the best way to lose a friend! FOREVER!
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#40
General: Do you deny previously reporting Megatron helped defeat Rarity?
Agent Fowler: What?! No! Rarity is not evil!
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#41
Starscream: *laughing* You truly are kept in the dark, aren't you?
Optimus: Well this place doesn't exactly have the best lighting conditions
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#42
Ratchet: It's all right! I'm an emergency vehicle!
Benny (a.k.a. Vehicon): Ooh! Ooh! Can I see you put on the sirens?!
Ratchet: What-? NO!
Benny (a.k.a. Vehicon): Awwwww :(
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#43
Caden (a.k.a. Vehicon driller, servant class): Get melted, Wheel-grinder!
Ratchet: Melted. Now THERE'S an idea. *activates blow torch* I won't ask you a second time. WHERE is Megatron?
Caden (a.k.a. Vehicon driller, servant class): *thinking* What a way to go. Get the most lines of any Vehicon and what will I get in reward? A burnt face
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#44
Knock out: No! Not the finish! Anything but the finish!
Starscream: *arm falls off*
*a little bit later*
Starscream: There I was, just minding my own business, when my arm fell off!
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#45
Raf: Miko, what were you thinking?!
Jack: She wasn't
Miko: Yeah. I'm a zombie like that dude Skyquake over there
All: ZOMBIE?! AHHHHHH!
Miko: WHERE'S MAH PEASHOOTER?!
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#46
Camera person: And we're rolling!
Camera: *falls on Knock out*
Knock out: You scratched my paint job! Prepare for surgery!
Camera person: And I'm running!
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#47
Breakdown: Arg me matey! Shiver me timbers!
Knock out: Shiver your own timbers!
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#48
Knock out: I...think I just leaked a little transmission fluid
Megatron: Why didn't you go before we started rolling?
Knock out: What? No! It's in my- oh, never mind!
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#49
Smokescreen: What is that?
Dreadwing: One of the last sounds you will ever hear!
Staff member: Uh no, actually it was just my watch beeping off the new hour. It's kinda really loud
CUT and PRINT
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DONE WITH PRIME! Now what do I do?