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Anyway, due to popular, I present to you, bloopers for the one, the only...
TFA! A.K.A. Transformers Animated! NO OFFENSE INTENDED!
#1
Bumblebee: My name's Bumblebee!
Sari: I'm Sari!
Bumblebee: Don't be. I like my name
Sari: Really? Didn't seem like it in Autobot boot camp
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#2
Sentinal: As you know, I've scanned some earth vehicles so we won't attract attetion to ourselves
Magnus: *transformers into clown car*
Sentinal: *transformers into ice cream truck*
Both: *hear laughing*
Sentinal: OPTIMUS!
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#3
Shockwave: One moment my excellency. *one moment* Oh that's odd
Megatron: What is?
Shockwave: My computer crashed
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#4
Grimlock: *roars* Me Grimlock...see pretty rainbows and stars *passes out*
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#5
Grimlock: Cars and trucks eat dinosaurs? Cars and trucks cannibal-scraplets!
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#6
Prowl: No need to be such a technophobe, captain
Fanzone: A technophobe is someone who fears technology *smashes phone on ground* DOES THIS LOOK LIKE FEAR TO YOU?!
Phone: *turns into blazing fire*
Fanzone: *screams like a little girl and runs away*
Prowl: Eeyup
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#7
Bulkhead: Just the usual stuff: hanging out, teaching her ninja turf blows, watching cartoons-
Fanzone: Whoa, whoa, whoa back
Bulkhead: Watching cartoons?
Fanzone: You know we're a cartoon right? So if she watched US on T.V. that could destroy the universe as we know it
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#8
Bumblebee: Loosen up! Enjoy the bright lights, the big city! *lights go out* Okay, enjoy the big city! *scenery falls down revealing no city* Never mind
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#9
Sentinal: Sir, yes sir!
Jazz: I can dig it!
Disembodied voice: ~Jazz the digger, can we dig it? Jazz the digger, yes we can!~
Jazz: -_- Ha ha Bumblebee, very funny
Bumblebee: What makes you think it's me?
Jazz: The fact that you're holding the stereo
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#10
Bumblebee: You know what? You're even uglier from this angle!
Megatron: Grrr
Megatron's sword: *falls out of his hand and hits Bumblebee on the head*
Bumblebee: Ow! And more dangerous too!
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#11
Blue racer: *flies off bridge and is headed straight for Blitzwing*
Blitzwing: Never give up!
Blue racer: *soars closer*
Blitzwing: Never surrender!
Blue racer: *falls abruptly*
Blitzwing: Ha! Victory!
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#12
Mixmaster: Whoa, check out the chassis on that one!
Scrapper: And those tight little tailpipes! Whoa, baby!
Little car: *transforms into Knock out* [angry] Next time you bozos say anything like that about me *gets out buzzsaw* there will be SURGERY! *transformers and drives off, grumbling to himself*
Constructicons: O.O
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#13
Sari: *crying* He can't be gone! He can't!
Bulkhead: I don't think that leaking thing is gonna get you want this time
Sari: Psssht. Shows what you know. It works in ALL the movies
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#14
Ramjet: What are you talking about? I am the original Starscream!
Starscream: Liar! I am the orginal Starscream!
Ramjet: I never said I was the orginal Starscream
Starscream: You just did right now
Ramjet: No I didn't
Starscream: Yes you did
Ramjet: No I didn't
Starscream: Yes you did
Ramjet: No I didn't
Starscream: Yes you did
Ramjet: No I didn't
Starscream: Yes you did
Ramjet: Didn't
Starscream: Did
Ramjet: Didn't
Starscream: Did
Ramjet: Didn't
Starscream: Did
Ramjet: Didn't
Starscream: Did
Ramjet: Didn't
Starscream: Did
Ramjet: Didn't
Starscream: Did
Ramjet: Did and that's final!
Starscream: I SAID YOU DIDN'T AND THAT'S FINAL! GOT IT?!
Ramjet: Okay. So I didn't say I was orginal Starscream
Starscream: *realizes what he said* *facepalm* Uggggggggg
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#15
Ratchet: *picks up Porter C. Powell, Mayor, and Mayor's assitant* Listen up you organic meat buckets, either you settle this garbage dispute here and now or I will throw you both in the river!
Mayor's assistant and Porter C. Powell: We'll take our chances with the river
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#16
Porter C. Powell: I'm saying you can't even prove you exist
Sari: Have you tried tfwiki?
Porter C. Powell: Er...one moment
*one moment later*
Porter C. Powell: Oh *BLEEP* it all!
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#17
Sentinal: You?! What are you doing in cadet Wasp's locker?!
Bumblebee: He stole my DSI
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#18
Starscream: YOU INTERRUPTED MY SPEECH! But don't worry, it won't happen again
Bumblebee: Phew. That's good because seriously, you are the worst speech maker ever
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#19
Wasp: Looks like the hybrid made himself a new friend. A total mudflap
Mudflap: You insultin' mah name? *points giant gun at him*
Wasp: N-n-no sir...
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#20
Waspinator: Now Waspinator squish Spider-bot *steps on Black Archnia* Ow! *holds foot* Spider-bot harder to squish than Waspinator thought. Maybe Waspinator call Junkions to help Waspinator get rid of "toughest stain"
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#21
Lockdown: I'm not good with names and faces, but I NEVER forget a trophy
Bumblebee: I can see why'd you want to forget your face
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#22
Bumblebee: Turbo-boosters! Suh-weet!
Optimus: You're not actually thinking of hooking those things up to you, are you?
Bumblebee: Oh, of course not! I was going to ask the doc-bot to do it for me
Knock out: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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#23
Bumblebee: [in lousy Vampire accent] Velcome. I'm Count Dracubot. I vant to drink your motoroil
Sari: Wait...I thought it was ENERGON that was your life source
Bumblebee: Uh...
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#24
Soundwave: I am Soundwave! I am Decepticon! I am forgetting my lines!
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#25
Fanzone: HELP!
Prowl: That sounds like captain Fanzone
Fanzone: Yeah, I do a pretty good imitation of myself SCREAMING FOR HELP!
Bulkhead: Nah. I've seen better
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#26
Bulkhead: Actually that was an accident I had with Ratchet's blowtorch
Ratchet: Bulkhead I NEEDED THAT!
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#27
Bumblebee: What's your damage Prime?! Sari has been helping us ever since the day we got here. She's part of the team!
Optimus: Considering your history of mistakes, Bumblebee, I wouldn't exactly call you a great character witness
Bumblebee: Yeah, well at least I got more fans than you
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#28
Bumblebee: Hello, she looks up to everyone!
Sari: Well you're sure one to talk, puny little yellow compact!
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#29
Mixmaster: The Autobot's oil tastes like WATER next to this stuff!
Megatron: You've drank water?
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#30
Proffesor Princess: Explosions aren't nice...EXCEPT WHEN THEY LOOK LIKE BEAUTIFUL RAINBOWS!
Rainbow dash: FINALLY someone agrees with me!
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#31
Sari: Where's the off switch on this thing? Oh yeah. Right here *presses button*
All power in entire universe: *shuts down*
Everybody: SARI!
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#32
Bumblebee: He's not my friend sir!
Sentinal: We're all friends here!
Bumblebee: You make a lousy friend!
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#33
Wasp: I'll get you for this Bumblebee, if it's the last thing I do!
Cliffjumper (a.k.a. guy wheeling him away): Quiet traitor!
Wasp: Well you're sure one to talk! You throw Blurr in the incerator! Who was given to you BY THE TRAITOR!
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#34
Optimus: I , uh, apologize for underestimating you Sari. You were performed bravely today
Bumblebee: Glad you're okay squirt
Autobots: *see candy mess*
Optimus: SAAAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIIIII!
Sari: Yeesh I know you're sorry but do you have to yell it so loud?
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#35
Masterson: Perpare for TOT!
Sari: Nah. I was always a french fry person myself
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#36
Megatron: Ah, then you DO remember my name. Pity that I can't remember yours
Ratchet: I am your doctor of doom. HOO-AH!
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#37
Omega Supreme: Starscream too powerful. Please, shut me down! I want to sleep again
Ratchet: I already had to use this thing-
Sari: Wait a minute. Omega Supreme knows the term sleep, using it instead of recharge or stacis nap, yet he doesn't know what dad means?
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#38
Bulkhead: You were always mean to me and Bumblebee. You may not be a traitor...but you were NEVER a good bot
Wasp: Wasp mean to bumble and bulk-bot. Real traitor nice to Bumble and bulk-bot. IS BULK-BOT MAKING CONNECTION?!
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#39
Bumblebee: Hate to say it, but Sentinal's got a point. I'd feel a lot safer with Wasp behind bars
Optimus: That's not your call to make Bumblebee
Wasp: Thank GOODNESS!
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#40
Optimus: C'mon, ease up you too. Sentinal's been through a lot
Jazz: Never thought I'd hear you sticking up for S.P.
Optimus: Well I get to kill him in Dark of the Moon
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#41
Jazz: Prowl! No! We'll find another way! *notices Prowl's mouth and visor is upside down* Whoa. Dude. That is...really freaky
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#42
Jazz: Man...that was some funky blinking light show! What do you call those things again?
Bulkhead: They're called sirens
Jazz: Sirens. Solid
Bulkhead: It means you have to pull over. You're getting a ticket for speeding
Jazz: Oh...
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#43
Bumblebee: All right Zippy! Start talking!
Blurr (a.k.a. Zippy): *transformers* First of all, thename'snotZippy. InfactIdon'ttheverink-evervink-gah! Ican'ttalk!
Bumblebee: Remind me not to get you to say in tongue twisters anytime soon
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#44
Bulkhead: Scraping barnacles? Washing out Sari's old socks? Forgetting our lines?
Bumblebee: Yeah that would be pretty bad. But it's not in the script
Bulkhead: It's not-? *looks at script* Aw dang it!
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#45
Starscream: Bring me the Allspark!
Optimus: I have no idea what you're talking about
Starscream: Then I'll just have to destroy these puny creatures for no good reason!
Random kid: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. You mean, you were destroying us, or at least trying to, for a good reason before?
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#46
Fanzone: You are one twisted fruitcake
Promethius: Flattery will get you nowhere, Captain
Fanzone: So you really do like fruitcake?! You really are twisted!
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#47
Thundercracker: You second rate clones aren't even worty to breathe my exhaust fumes
Sari: *off stage* Wait. So Decepticons have to breath?
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#48
Isaac Sumdac: The Autobots are your friends, right?
Megatron: Oh, we have quite a history
TFP Breakdown: Especially me and Bulkhead
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#49
Bumblebee: Cool your circuits Bulkhead. I'm working as fast as I can and you know there's no bot faster
Blurr: *clears throat* Ahem!
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#50
Optimus: Would it kill you bots to say something like "heads up" or "look out" or-
Ratchet: INCOMING!
All bots except Optimus: *drop to the ground offline*
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#51
Bumblebee: You ask me, Dinobots move with more grace than certain Autobots
Bulkhead: Don't insult Prowl like that!
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HUZZAH I'M DONE! R&R AND ON TO THE NEXT ONE! FORWARD!