Guess who's back! Your worst nightmare...
Nope, just kidding! It's me! :D
Megatron: What's the difference?
Me: *glare* Anyway, thanks for the inspiration to pull another Mission Impossible and stealing bloopers! =D
Azul the Blue: Glad to make you LOL!
Moonlight titan: Mwhahaha...just you wait }:3 *evily rubs hands together*
Knock out and Starscream: Scrap!
youllbeinmyheart1997: Yeah, he is like Spock XD. So...many...ideas! TO MY NINJA SUIT!
Red alert: NOOOO! HIDE THE SAFE! DX
Me: Ooh! And G1 too!
Red alert: We're DOOOOOOOMED! *glitches*
Me: Anyway, without further adoooo...
Wheeliefan101 productions present...
DARK OF THE SUN
Oops!
I mean moon! MOON
Welcome ladies and jellyfish, boys and squirells, to another episode of...TRANSFORMERS: BLOOPERS UNLEASHED
#1
Black Ops NASA technician: We're not all alone after all, are we?
Buzz Aldrin: No, sir. I'm right here.
Black Ops NASA technician: *facepalm*
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#2
Laserbeak: What...did you say...to Witwicky?
Jerry: YOUR FEMALE PARENTAL UNIT EATS LUGNUTS!
Laserbeak: o.O
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#3
Dino: He's in a bad mood, he's not talking to anybody today
Charlotte Mearing: What is this, the silent treatment?
Ironhide: We've seen that and this is not that
Que: Definitely not!
Ironhide: This is worse. *hits Optimus on the hood* Prime! Make something of yourself!
Optimus: *transforms and tackles Ironhide* I JUST HAD THAT WAXED!
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#4
Laserbeak: Is your daddy home?
Little girl: I'm not telling you
Laserbeak: *transforms to robot mode* I suggest you do
Little girl: *crosses arms and pouts* No
Father: (in living room) (hears) NO! DOLLY! (hears something explode) *walks in to where little girl is* What...?
Laserbeak: *dead*
Father: o.O
Little girl: (solemnly) He tried to take away dolly
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#5
Ironhide: Consider it done!
Starcatcher: *bucks Ironhide* THAT'S *MY* LINE, BUB!
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#6
Leadfoot: Wreckers, kill it!
Roadbuster: *comes in with flamethrower* KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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#7
Mearing: Do not call me "Ma'am", I am not "ma'am"
Soldier: Okay, madame
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#8
Wheelie: Sammy, IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
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#9
Bumblebee: [to Bruce] Did you eat a lot of paintchips as a kid?
Bruce: *squinty eyes* He knows too much! Put him in the Eyewitness Protection Program!
SWAT team: *grab Bumblebee and began carrying him away* Wait, WHAT?! NO!
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#10
Megatron: All hail Megatron!
Igor: Uh...uh...uh...
Megatron: *facepalm* What is it NOW?
Igor: I forgot my lines...
Megatron: WHAT?! ARE YOU # $%ING KIDDING ME?! *kicks Igor* YOU ONLY HAVE ONE &#% ING LINE IN THIS &#& ING #% OF A MOVIE!
Starscream: *gasp* Language! *gestures to Hatchlings* There are little ears here!
Megatron: I don't get paid enough for this job...
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#11
Laserbeak: *transforms* Hello, mom!
Little girl: Mom, you gave birth to THAT thing?!
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#12
Soundwave: *grabs Carly*
Rumble (character who got kicked outta the show for burning down the theater...twice): Oh my gosh. Quit playing with your dolls!
Soundwave: It's not a doll! It's an action figure!
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#13
Sam Witwicky: Chicago is ground zero, you understand?
Stan Bush: ~Ground Zero!
~Nowhere to go
~Got to be willing to fig-
Sam Witwicky: Do you mind? I'm trying to save the world, here
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#14
Sentinel Prime: The needs of the many out weight the needs of the few
Optimus Prime: *facepalm* Seriously, man. Stop watching Star Trek so much! It's effecting your brain!
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#15
Laserbeak: Is your daddy home?
Little girl: First Ironhide, now you?! Who next, Bug Bite?!
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#16
Mearing: These guys are The Wreckers. They take care of The Xanthium. We don't let them off base much cause they're #% $#! $
Roadbuster: We're right here, y'know!
Mearing: Yeah, I know
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#17
Optimus: *pounds the ground* Everything you learned of our planet we were told you shared *points to item* Then why was this found in human possession?
Soldier: Darth Vader put it there
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#18
Ironhide: Weapons down
Sideswipe: And we let you escape with your dignity
Ironhide: WHAT dignity?
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#19
Driller: *tries to break building*
Building: *not breaking*
Driller: *tries harder and harder until he eventually starts slappin it*
Building: *still not breaking*
Driller: *still slapping building* Grrrr! D: SHOOOOOCCCCKKKKWAAAAAAAVVVVVEEEE!
Shockwave: ^ What's wrong now?
Driller: The stupid prop won't break!
Shockwave: Here, let me try *punches building*
Building: *same as it was before*
Shockwave: *pulls back fist* Ow ow ow ow! STUPID PROP! YOU HURT MY FIST! *gets out gun*
Driller: No, Shockwave, don't-
Shockwave: *blasts building and makes the whole theater explode*
AFTER THE DUST SETTLES...
Driller: *cough cough* SHOCKWAVE!
Shockwave: (sheepish) Well at least the building's gone...
Building: *still unbroken*
Shockwave and Driller: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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#20
Optimus: *kills Megatron*
Megatron: *head falls off*
Bumblebee: SET, HUT! HUT!
Megatron: Wait, WHAT?!
Bumblebee: *kicks Megatron's head like it's a football*
Optimus: OoO What the...
Megatron: *head flies through the air* AAAAAAAHHHH! THIS WAS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!
Jazz: I got it! I got it! *catches head and gestures to Bumblebee who's running* GO LONG! GO LONG!
Optimus: Jazz! You're supposed to be dead!
Jazz: *throws head in air*
Bumblebee: IT'S MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Starscream: *catches head* Not today!
Ironhide: *tackles Starscream* Think again!
Sam: *walks in* Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. I had to go for a bathroom break and-*sees transformers playing football with Megsy's head* ...
Optimus: Sam, don't worry, I have this under contro-
Sam: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE! *runs away*
Jazz: TOUCHDOWN!
Optimus: ^ Just put me out of misery...
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#21
Megatron: This is MY planet! *runs at Sentinel but then slips* Whoa! *slides across set* LOOK OUT!
Sentinel: No, wait! Megatron, don't-
Megatron: *knocks into Sentinel and they both crash into wall*
Optimus: ...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Megatron: Quit laughing! It's not funny!
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#22
Sam: *shoots thingy and hit's Starscream's eye*
Starscream: AH! MY EYE! I CAN'T SEE! *swings around, deranged*
Camera person: Whoa, Screamer, you're getting a little too clo-
Starscream: *swings Sam into camera*
Camera: *breaks*
Starscream: Um...whoops?
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#23
Wheelie: Aw, shoot! I've seen this one. This the one where Spike goes nuts
Carly: '_' WAT
Twilight Sparkle: '_' (NRJammie)
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#24
Megatron: All hail Megatron!
Igor: Hoooobbbbboooo...
Megatron: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Igor: Nothing...nothing...
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#25
Director: *coming back after break* Ah, that's bette-
Wheeliefan101: *with bullhorn* Okay, people, let's take it from the top!
Director: ...what are you doing in my chair?
Wheeliefan101: *points bullhorn at Director* Directing
Director: But I'M the director!
Wheeliefan101: Not any more. You're fired
Prowl: WHEELIEFAN101!
Barricade: GET BACK HERE!
Wheeliefan101: Crud! They're working together! *runs away* MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!
Director: ?
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#26
Wheelie: Aw, shoot, I've seen this one! This is the one where Spock goes nuts!
Brains: You trekkie, bro? (NRJammie)
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#27
Optimus: Time to find out! *cuts Megatron's head off*
Igor: HEAD ON! *jumps on Megatron's body*
Optimus: Aw, man, again?! GIVE ME YOUR FACE! LITERALLY! *tries to grab Igor*
Igor: Transform, dash! *jumps off Megatron's body and runs away from OP* (NRJammie)
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#28
Sentinel: You're lucky I did not kill you. In time, you'll see
Optimus: It's not over
Epps: It's over. I'm sorry, but it's over
Optimus: }:[ *pulls out cannon*
Epps: Whoa, wait! What are you-
Optimus: *shoots Epps* DO NOT CONDRADICT MY INSPIRATIONAL SPEECH!
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#29
Soundwave: Soundwave reporting, Lord Megatron
Megatron: And what news from your little assassin?
Soundwave: Autobots have taken the bait. They've discovered the Ark and returned with it's cargo
*meanwhile, on Autobot base*
Optimus: Guess what, everyone! I found Prowl! And all these other guys! :D
G1 Bumblebee: What's going on?
G1 Optimus: I'm not sure, Bumblebee. It appears that the Decepticons are trying to fool us again with one of their imitations of me. *looks at Optimus* Only this time they didn't do nearly as good of a job...
Sunstreaker: (talking to Sideswipe) WHADDYA MEAN SIDESWIPE HAS AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF HIMSELF AND I DON'T?!
Ironhide: This imposter of me needs to be escorted off base, now! He's a horrible imitation of me!
G1 Ironhide: Whaddya mean AH'M a imitation of ya? Yer obviously uh poor imitation of meh!
Prowl: *comes in* *sees alternate dimensions arguing with itself* o.O *glitches*
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#30
Megatron: *feeding hatchlings* Now, don't be greedy my fragile ones
Random Hatchling: Om nom nom! =I
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#31
Sam Witwicky: I think for life you should wear real pants
Judy Witwicky: Oh, what happened to Bumblebee?
Wasp: *walks in with blade* I killed him...
Judy and Sam: o.O
Bumblebee: *comes in with flamethrower* KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Wasp: Aw, man! I thought you really WERE dead! DX
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#32
Bruce: Why is Shantel using what appears to be a red cup from the red floor when we are on the yellow floor?
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker: (hiding) *snickers*
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OMGOSH! I FINISHED! *passes out*
Jolt: *pokes me* Are you okay?
Me: ×_×
Optimus: She's dead, Jim
All other Autobots: ...
*shrug* Oh well *walk off to celebrate*
Me: *crosses arms* Well I never!
(PS. wanna see a story that's awesomer than awesome? Check out Ray Strax's "Allspark what?" It seriously rocks! XD)