Beyond good. Beyond evil. Beyond your wildest imagination! I'm doing a blooper for the G1 movie! THIS IS NOT MEANT TO INSULT ANYONE! (Respect the classics man!)
Wheeliefan101: Ah, yes. The good old days...the first time Wheelie appeared *dreamy sigh*
...wait...what were we doing again? OH YEAH!
In response to your reviews...
Kitcat from the sky: Omw, lol! XD
youllbeinmyheart97: Oh yeah! ST references all around! (even though I hardly watch the show...)
Azul the blue: Yeah, this is why I'm not allowed to play sports XD
Autobot StarRacer: Nooooo! Don't die! D: But glad it's too funny! XP
Autobotgirl2234: Thank you! :D
Autobotgirl2234: Yes! *fist pump* Awesomeness achieved!
Autobotgirl2234: I am no longer just awesome...I AM PURE AWESOME! XD W00T W00T!
Bossbot97: Okay, okay, uncle! ;D
Bossbot97: Glad I could put a fav in there! =D
ON WITH DA MOVIE!
#1
Rumble: First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!
Blaster: Who you callin' a nut, you little lunitic?
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#2
Grimlock: Me Grimlock no like you!
Wheelie: Oh yeah?! Well eat this, chump! *shoots Slag out of his slingshot*
Slag and Grimlock: O.O! *collide with each other* *groan*
Wheelie: You mess with me, I'll make you flee!
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#3
Perceptor: Run Blaster! Save yourself!
Blaster: Okay! *runs away*
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#4
Rumble: What'd he say his name was?
Galvatron: GALVATRON!
Rumble: What'd he say his name was?
Galvatron: GALVATRON!
Rumble: What'd he say his name was?
Galvatron: IT'S GALVATRON YOU -*#&$%$!
Rumble: I wasn't asking you, ego maniac, I was asking Frenzy
Frenzy: Uh Rumble. I don't think you should've said tha-
Galvatron: *picks up Rumble and throws him into a wall*
Rumble: *smacks into wall* All hail *groan* Galvatron...
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#5
Galvatron: NO! *shoots Rodimus*
Rodimus: *not affected* This is the end of the road, Galvatron!
Disembodied voice: ~Life is a highway, and I wanna ride it, all night long,~
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#6
Galvatron: I want the Matrix, Magnus
Magnus: Never!
Galvatron: Sweeps, terminate him
Magnus: I'm not scared of some brooms!
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#7
Astrotrain: Jettison the wieght or I'll never make it back to back Cybertron!
Hook (A.K.A. part of Devastator): Did someone say the Jetsons?
Music: ~Meet George Jetson!~
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#8
Starscream: Wanna bet? *drops Megatron into space*
Megatron: STAAAAAAARRRRSCREEEEEEAAAAAAAMM! *drifts into space* OOF! *knocks into satelite dish* Ow!
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#9
Magnus: *trying to open the Matrix* C'mon! Open, *BLEEP* it, open!
Random kid: *gasp* And I thought this was a kid appropriate show!
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#10
Spike: But you'd better get here fast because we're not going to *static*
Daniel: Dad! I have to tell you something!
Spike: *still static*
Daniel: I broke your Ipod!
Spike: You WHAT?!
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#11
Spike: But you'd better get here fast because we're not going to *static*
TFA Ratchet: Personally I've always found Bumblebee's fake static to be a lot more convincing
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#12
Rodimus: Bah weep grohna weep ninny bong?
Kup: Universal greeting. Works every time
Random kid: Then why have you never tried it on humans, and why have we humans never heard of it? It's not really universal if the planet you stay on most of the time has never heard of it
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#13
Springer: It isn't hard to knock 'em down, it's getting them to stay down that's the trick
TFA Magnus: *slams down hammer* Stand down!
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#14
Quintesson: Guilty or innocent?
Other Quintesson: Innocent
Kranix: Wait just a minute! If we're innocent, we get fed to the Sharkticons. What happens if we're guilty?
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#15
Blaster: No way! Two can play!
Wheelie: Hey! That's MY job!
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#16
Slag: Me Slag say you full of beryllium bologna! *steps into spiked pit and falls over*
Grimlock: Me Grimlock say you full of caesium salami!
Swoop: Me Swoop say you both Meatloaf! *head slaps Grimlock and Slag*
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#17
Grimlock: Me Grimlock not "nice dino". Me bash brains!
P.V.Z. Sunflower: ~There's a zombie on your lawn! There's a zombie on your lawn! There's a zombie on your la-wn!~
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#18
Spike: It isn't even dented! Oh *BLEEP* what are we going to do now?!
Random kid: How 'bout stop cussing? And I thought you were supposed to be a role model for your son! And what would Carly think of this? Wait. What happened to Carly...?
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#19
Arcee: Stay close to me Daniel!
Rodimus Minor: And you'd better close to me!
*shooting*
Arcee: No YOU'D better close to ME!
Daniel: Always listen to your teacher
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#20
Magnus: You're all alive!
Rodimus Minor: The Matrix?
Magnus: It got it's own T.V. show
Everybody else: o.O?!
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#21
Galvatron: Punny Autobot! You lack even-
Rodimus Minor: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you just call me PUNNY? As in PUN?
Galvatron: Puny! I meant puny! I just messed up my lines! Yeesh!
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#22
Rodimus Minor: Unicron? Who's Unicron?
Kranix: Not who. WHAT. No. Wait. That's not right. It's a who. Yes. Anyway, it's a horse with a horn on it's head that prances around all sparkly and-no. Wait. That's wrong too. Just-just cut!
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#23
Blurr: WhataboutmeUltraMagnus? Hmm? Huh? Hmm? Huh? Icanhelp! Whataboutme?
Magnus: Yes. You can create a diversion
Blurr: Version? Whatkindofversion? Deversionwhereyoublowupstuff? Ilikedeversion! Wait...
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#24
Springer: JUMP!
Arcee: Well duh, Mr. Obvious!
Springer: Well I got to say SOMETHING that involves my name!
Arcee: Just help me up
Springer: *grabs her servo* Gah! I'm losing my grip!
Arcee: I CAN SEE THAT! DON'T DROP ME!
Springer: *lets go of Arcee's hand* NO!
Arcee: *falling* SPRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRER! *can no longer see her* YAH-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOY!
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#25
Springer: Ignition and-
Daniel: Wait, Ultra Magnus! Arcee is still out there!
Ultra Magnus: I don't care
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#26
Blaster: Hey Perceptor, what's shaking? Other than this fortress?
Perceptor: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR, AND YOU ARE CONVERSING IN A CALM AND CASUAL FASHION?!
Blaster: I had no idea what you just said, although I think you said something about conserving callouses and you insulted my fashion, but yes, I mostly likely am
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#27
Springer: I've got better things to do tonight than die!
Arcee: Oh really? Like what?
Springer: ...just because I can't think of anything right now doesn't mean there isn't something
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#28
Devestator: Perpare for EXTERMINATION!
Daniel: EXAMINATIAN?! NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE DISSECTED BY A DECEPTICON! I DON'T WANNA HAVE SURGE- oh wait. Extermination? Oh. Okay! *after a moment* EXTERMINATION?!
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#29
Optimus: Until that day. 'Til all are one...
Daniel: You know, you guys never did all die...
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#30
Optimus: One shall stand, one shall fall
Megatron: You know, both of us die at the end of this so we both fall
Optimus: Be quiet before I run over you
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#31
Galvatron: Does anyone else want to fill his shoes?
Rumble: We wear shoes?!
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#32
Rodimus Minor: We can't hold out forever Kup, but we CAN give them a HUMONGOUS repair bill!
Hook (A.K.A. Decepticon's medic): MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M GOING TO BE RICH!
Rodimus Minor, Kup, Sharkticons, and Quintesson:
o.O?
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#33
Perceptor: Do you think you got through to Prime?
Blaster: Let's hope so. 'Cause if I didn't we're all gonna look like burnt out toaster ovens!
Ejector (A.K.A. alternate mode a toaster): *raises hand* I find that very offensive!
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#34
Ironhide: *grabs Megatron weakly* No!
Megatron: Such heroic nonsense *blasts Ironhide*
Ship: Omega Supreme: transform!
Decepticons: OoO!
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#35
Kup: Let's BURN RUBBER!
Rodimus Minor: I didn't think they had rubber back in your day!
Kup: Be quiet you young whippersnapper!
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#36
Rumble: Hey! Nobody calls Soundwave uncrassimatic!
Frenzy: Yeah! Let's kick tailgate!
TFP Tailgate: I suggest we DON'T kick Tailgate
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#37
Blurr: WegotDecepticonsatthegatesDecepticonsintheairinsid ethewallsDecepticonsDecepticonsDecepticons! Ifwebeatthemoffthewallsthey'restillintheairifwesho otthemoutoftheairthey'restillatthegatessowheredoes thatleaveus? Nowherethat'swhere!
Frenzy: *randomly happens to be where Blurr is* But isn't nowhere technically a place?
Blurr: *headslaps Frenzy which causes him to fall to the ground*
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#38
Grimlock: Me Grimlock want to much metal!
Wheelie: AAAAHHHH! HE'S A SCRAPLET!
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#39
Rodimus Minor: Wrong! They're our way in! HOO-AH! I mean Hy-ah! Hy-ah!
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#40
Jazz: Where'd that come from?!
Cliffjumper: Who cares? I'm more worried about where it's going!
Jazz: If we die, let me tell you something...I was the one who broke your Ipod and blamed it on the twins!
Cliffjumper: *air-jump-kicks Jazz* TRAITOR!
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#41
Megatron: *picks up gun* FALL! FALL!
Rodimus Minor: *accidentally slips* Whoa! *falls over* Ow
Megatron: NOT YOU, YOU *BLEEP*!
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#42
Daniel: *falling with Rodimus Minor* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
{ELSEWHERE}
Thundercracker: *transforms to robot mode and begins falling, with style*
Disembodied voice: ~I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! Think about every night and day! Spread my wings and fly-~
Thundercracker: *smacks into large building* OOF! *slides down*
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#43
Blurr: WithouttheMatrixthereisnohopenohopenohopenohopeata ll...
Arcee: Well aren't you a Negatron!
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#44
Shockwave: Decepticons! We're under attack! Scramble!
Random Decepticon: Why does he want us to play Scrabble?
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#45
Grimlock: Me Grimlock like challenge!
*after Dinobots had gone*
Sunstreaker: Why is it that I'm in this movie, have no lines, and don't die? Two more questions. Why am I here? And where is my brother?
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#46
Optimus: *dying* Do not grieve...for soon I shall be one with the-
Song: ~Ey, Macarena!~
Kup: BLASTER!
Optimus: *jumps up* Oh yeah, man! This is my jam! *begins to dance*
Everyone else: o.O
Optimus: *mid-dance* Well this is awkward...
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#47
Starscream: Megatron, is that you?
Galvatron: Here's a hint! *transforms to gun mode* *shoots at Starscream* *...misses*
Starscream: Ha! *gets shot*
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'Till all are one (or until I finish this fanfic)!