Some say she's a genius...
Some say she's insane...
Some say she needs to stop stealing bloopers from the Director's office but those people are never heard from again...
But whatever she is...
She'sBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Wheeliefan101: MWHAHAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED! LOCK YOUR DOORS, LOCK YOUR WINDOWS, LOCK...er...something else. For I, Wheeliefan101, HAVE RETURNED! MWHAHAHAHA! *lightning crashes*
Predaking: You are so dramatic
Wheeliefan101: Yeah, yeah, whatevs, Kingy!
Predaking: ...Kingy?... .~_.^
Wheeliefan101: I'm on Fanfiction, writing my stories, replying to your reviews!:
Bossbot97: 1. No, no it didn't XD Who knows...maybe Wheelie could talk like that all the time... ;) *creepy old horror music*2. Personally, I like Prowl's
Bumblebee: No you don't, you liar!
Wheeliefan101: *sniff sniff* I know T.T
3. The world may never know ;)4. Maybe they're really twin brothers OoO
5. Jettwins: We be liking this femme for getting the reference!
6. Yeah, don't kick him either XD
7. Lol, sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to practice it XD
...did I just say that out loud?
Optimus: Yup
Wheeliefan101: SCRAP D8
Azul the blue: Lol, sorry for almost busting your gut XD. He really DID curse O_O As did Magnus. But Maggie cussed the Matrix, so that's why he didn't become Prime
Ninjabot01: Yup, that definetly was a fav Xb
Aaaaaand, that's all the reviews (pwease send in more?)
Owm, I just realized that there's MORE Prime I could do (and, Moonlight Titan suggested it)! Thus this was born:
TFP 2! NO OFFENSE INTENDED! (hope it lives up to your expectations, Moonlight Titan Xb)
#1
Megatron: Earth is our planet now, Starscream, and we shall finish what we started. Humankind has no idea what lies ahead of them
Fangirl: *currently watching show on TV* Oh really? ^3^
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#2
Megatron: How long does it take to exterminate a lone Autobot and it's pet?!
Starscream: Well in my experience, I-
Megatron: NOT a riddle, Starscream
Starscream: Sorry...
Shockwave: Aproxiametly 6.975 minutes
Starscream and Megatron: o.O
Shockwavex: It takes aproxiametly 6.975 minutes to. exterminate a lone Autobot/human
Starscream and Megatron: WTFL
Shockwave: What?
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#3
Miko: A dragon?! Where did the Cons get a dragon?!
Sounwave: *randomly runs by* FROM LEGEND OF ZELDA!
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#4
Wheeljack: Looks like we'll have to sneak past enemy lines WRECKER STYLE!
*a few minutes and a couple of black stealth suits later*
Music: ~DUN-N-N-N DUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! DUN NUNUNUNUNUNU!~
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#5
Smokescreen: This isn't how this is supposed to end...I READ THE SCRIPT!
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#6
Optimus: Megatron, be gone!
Megatron: What are you, a magical fairy? You think you can just order me to be gone and I'll-
Optimus: }:( I SAID BE GONE! *grabs gun and begans shooting Megatron*
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#7
Megatron: How long does it take to exterminate a lone Autobot and it's pet?!
Soundwave: *randomly runs by* THE ENTIRE EPISODE! XD
Megatron: ...Soundwave, quit ruining the scenes. *pats Shockwave* You did better than Soundwave. Good job
Shockwave: ^_^
Soundwave: *pout*
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#8
Shockwave: Soundwave, I require a groundbridge
*moment goes by*
Shockwave: ...Soundwave?
*another moment goes by*
Shockwave: Soundwave!
*flaming debris comes towards him*
Shockwave: #& % &#% ! SOUNDWAVE! GET ME A SLAGGING GROUND BRIDGE RIGHT NO-*flaming debris falls on him*
Ground bridge: *opens up*
Soundwave: REEEEEEEVNGE! }:D
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#9
Shockwave: You are not suggesting that I would send my creations to a distant planet without first having them microchipped?
Starscream: Well I-well I was-
Soundwave: *listening in* }:)
*Where ever the heck Predaking was*
Soundwave: *skips up to Predaking* Guess what I found out!~ *whispers in Predaking's ear*
Predaking: o.O He did WHAT to me?!
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#10
Ultra magnus: Uh...what's a kilt?
Soundwave: *walks in with bagpipes and scottish attire* THIS! *plays bagpipes*
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#11
Optimus: Agent Fowler can at times be oblique. I find it best to simply nod and mobilize
Arcee: Huh. Kinda like what I do to you
Optimus: Indeed. Wait, WHAT?!
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#12
Starscream: What do you know, it does fetch
Predaking: *suddenly flies back* *dive bombs*
Starscream: GAH!
Predaking: *sits on Starscream* *pants like dog* :D
Soundwave: AND come!
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#13
Wheeljack: Know what I love most about Vehicon troopers?
Arcee: They're easily distracted
Random Vehcion trooper: *gasp* Nuh-uh! We are NOT easily distrac-ooh! Shiny!
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#14
Knock Out: Frankly, I find it repulsive. The idea of you fleshies...interfacing
Wheeliefan101: OH, GOSH, NO! THEY MADE IT CANNON!
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#15
Starscream: Megatron will undoubtly hold us responsible
Knock Out: But...WE ARE!
Starscream: Zp-zp-zptb-tb-tb! YOU know that and *I* know that, but HE doesn't have to know that!
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#16
Starscream: Allow me to handle this. It's-
Soundwave: *skips in* Starscream did it!~
Megatron: }:( *to Predaking* SIC EM!
Starscream: NOOO! WHY SOUNDWAVE?!
Soundwave: *shrug* I just don't like you
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#17
Archnid: Soundwave! I vow on this day, the world will hear your screams!
Soundwave: OH MY GOSH! IT'S HORRIBLE! GET IT AWAY! IT'S SCARING ME!
Archnid: *smirks* What? Your death?
Soundave: NO! YOUR FACE!
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#18
Predaking: Strike me again and I will rise up and become stronger than you can possibly imagine
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#19
Ultra Magnus: Optimus, when we spoke earlier...what could be greater than an army?
Optimus: A human concept, one I have learned since I have learned since coming to Earth: family
Music: ~WE. ARE. FAMILY!~
Soundwave: *hugs Optimus* D'AWWWW! I love you too, bro! X)
Ultra magnus: NOT YOU, YOU GLITCHHEAD!
Soundwave: *blinks* *sniff* ...
WAAAAAAAAHHH! DX *runs of crying*
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#20
Optimus: Speak before we are forced to use more uncivil ways of interrogation
Soundwave: *whispers*
Ultra magnus: What? *leans in close*
Soundwave: *mumbles*
Ultra magnus: WHAT? *leans in a little closer*
Soundwaves: *murmurs*
Ultra magnus: WHAT?! *leans in way closer*
Soundwave: *headbutts Ultra magnus* THAT'S FOR BREAKING MY SPARK, MEANIE! DX{
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#21
Bulkhead: Can't we throw a tarp over him? He's creeping me out
Smokescreen: Yeah, it's like he's watching. No matter where you go
Both: *turn around for something*
Soundwave: *slowly rises with evil smiley face*
Smokescreen: *turns around* Hm?
Soundwave: *goes back to normal*
Smokescreen: *shrug*
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#22
Bumblebee: You took my voice. You will never take anything from anyone again
Ramdom Vehicon #2: *kicks Megatron and Bumblebee off* YES! I ALWAYS wanted to do that!
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#23
Starscream: I will avenge you, master!
Music: ~Our world's about to break, tourmented and assiled. Lost from when we wake, with no way to turn back. I'm standin' on my own, but now I'm not alone, AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!~
Shockwave: Starscream, do not be a fool! *drags Screamer away*
Starscream: Curse you and your logic!
Music: ~A-goo goo, a-ga ga, is all I want to say to you!~
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#24
Ratchet: Yes, that's it. Follow the light
Arcee: DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!
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#25
Nemisis Prime: My name is Optimus Prime and I bring you this message: *holds up Pinkie pie*
Pinkie pie: ~Ya gotta share! Ya gotta care!~
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#26
Starscream and Knock out: *being chased* AHHHHHH!
Breakdown/Silas: ...energon... *chases after them*
Music: ~There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your la-wn, we don't want zombies on the lawn!~
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#27
Vehicon drone zombie/vampire: *currently chasing Starscream and Knock out* I'm a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
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#28
Random Vehicon #7.5: *sees Breakdown/Silas* Hi! ^_^
Breakdown/Silas: ...energon...
Random Vehicon #7.5: o_O OH #& %! *runs away*
Breakdown/Silas: *grabs Vehicon* *begins feeding off him* Om nom nom nom! ^U^
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#29
Knock Out: Aim for the head!
Starscream: What?! How do you know?!
Knock out: I read ahead in the script!
Starscream: *shoots head* *doesn't work out too well*
Knock out: THIS SCRIPT IS A LIE!
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#30
Ultra magnus: *after revealing a WHOLE LOTTA weapons* Take your pick
Wheeljack: Now you're speaking my langua-
Soundwave: *runs in* P.O.K.E., I CHOOSE YOU! *presses P.O.K.E.* =D
Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DX
Whole world: KA-BOOM!
CUT AND PRINT!
Oh...wait...we can't print cause all the printers are incenirated... ._. Bummer...
R&R!
It will go towards the funds for rebuilding Earth! ;D