Okay...you're probably wondering WHERE the heck I have been. My excuse for being gone so long is that I tried doing bloopers for Rescue Bots

Which, at the time, had only one season and very few quotes

So I took off the numbers to make it seem like they're longer

Megatron: *looks at bloopers* You fail me yet again, 101

Wheeliefan101: *sits in corner to sulk*

Megatron: The failure can only dream of owning Transformers and does not intend this for offense

Wheeliefan101: TT^TT

RESCUE BOTS! ROLL TO THE RESCUE! WHEELIEFAN101 IS MAKING MORE BLOOPERS!

Cody: Movie time!
Chase: I vote for an action film. Preferbly with a high speed pursuits
Blades: Comedy, please! I am so in the mood to laugh
Boulder: Ooh! How about a romance?
Heatwave: Nah, forget that. Put on a war movie!
Cody: We're gonna try something different *pulls out movie* TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON 8D
Rescue bots: o.O

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Kade: Don't ever scare us like that again!
Heatwave: No, you can scare Kade :D
Kade: D:{

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Heatwave: You know if there's mud to be found, Boulder's gonna roll through it
Boulder: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME LIKING MUD?! D:{
Heatwave: ...no, sir... O_O

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Boulder: Hurry up! We have to find him before someone else adopts him!
BW Megatron: Too late! With this lion, I shall create a new army. Yessss-ow!
Lion: HISS! ROAR! *scratch* *bite*
BW Megatron: STUPID CAT! D:{
Blades: O_O Who's that guy?
Boulder: O_O I have no idea...

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Heatwave: Nice try, greenbean! You couldn't Unicron with a lobbing bal-*gets buried under earth sized snow ball*
Unicron: NOBODY CALLS ME FAT!

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Dani: A robotic dinosaur butler! Now all of my questions are answered. Except maybe WHY?
Trex: ME GRIMLOCK NO NEED NO REASON! RAWR! *knocks over tea cup* OH YEAH! ME GRIMLOCK JUST DID THAT!
Doc Green: NOOOOOOOOO! DX

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Boulder: What should we name him?
Blades: Bob!
Lion: *gets out*
Blades: Oh yeah, this is defienetly a Bob

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Boulder: Do not be alarmed
Blades: This is a routine patrol
Music: ~ROUTINE PATROL, FOUR BOTS IN STASIS...~

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Heatwave: I bet it doesn't even transform L_L
Go-Kart: BOXIMUS PRIME, TRANSFORM!
Everyone: o.O

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Blades: Fear is a great motivator
Puss 'n' Boots: FEAR ME! If you dare!

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Heatwave: Cody, this hurts inside
Cody: Aw, suck it up, you big sissy -_-

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Blades: Of course, how could I get hurt falling upside down ONTO YOUR BACK?!
Boulder: Because you could-oh! Earth humor

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Burns: The pipes are overflowing
Dani: So call a plumber
Burns: With lava
Kade: So call Mario!

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Cody: Doc Green, you there? *sees him upside down* *taps screen*
Doc Green: Do not adjust your screen. I am now in control*twilight zone music*

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Rescue Bots: *argue and push Blades out*
Blades: Um, hello
Heatwave: HI, your line is HI
Blades: Huh?
Heatwave: You're supposed to say hi!
Blades: Well excuse me!
Chase: Heatwave is right. It is paramount we learn our lines
Blades: But the words are so tiny! And English is so hard to learn!
Boulder: Guys, we're still rolling
Director: Okay, let's take it from the top!
Blades: *slams head into wall* AGHH!

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Blades: What happened?
Heatwave: I exhausted my water reserves
Stereo: *off stage* RUN BLASTER! SAVE YOURSELF!
Heatwave: Oh ha ha, Cody -_-

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Kade: Heatwave!
Heatwave: Ladder! Got it!
Kade: *gives him a look*
Heatwave: *uses robot voice* As you command *when Kade's not looking* Megatron

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Cody: *curiosly taps Boulder's pede* .~_.^?
Boulder: *kicks pede forward, laughing* HA HA! THAT TICKLES! XD
Cody: WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?! DX

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Cody: ...moon people are eating your corn?
AT WHEREVER THE HECK THE CORN WAS...
TFA Thundercracker: Why are we in this primitive Earth establishment?
TFA Sunstorm: Yes, oh brilliant leader, why?
TFA Starscream: So we can gain harvest energy to get our ship off the moon! *looks over to DotM Sentinel Prime* Move over, this is our turf!

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Blades: If we do meet an alien, I hope it's just that squishy who wants a phone!
Nyan cat: *lands on Blades' windshield* NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN-
Blades: AGH! *violently wipes him off*

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Burns: Hurry! Peoples lives are at stake!
Boulder: What does Earth meat have to do with-oh! Earth humor

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Rescue Bots: *disconnect satellite*
Satellite: *falls* *blows up*
TFP Wheeljack: HuBOOOM

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Blades: If we do meet an alien, I hope it's just that squishy who wants a phone!
Carly Rae Jepsen: *jumps on windshield* ~HEY, I JUST MET YOU! AND THIS IS CRAZY! BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER! SO CALL ME MAYB-
Blades: AGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! *flings her off*

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Dr. Morroco: Or what?
Optimus (and Bumblebee): *crash in*
Cody: Meet my friend, Optimus Prime

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Blades: Be extra careful. This one's name is Toooommy!Dani: Blades...his name is TaylorBlades: Oh...oopsDani: I'm never oiling your gearbox again
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Cody: Dani, Graham, we're chasing an airborne nose picker west on Lake!Graham: Sure you a-wait, a what picker?!Cody: Huh? Gah, FRUIT! I meant FRUIT!Dani: Sure you did Cody...
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Blades: Please tell me there's no such thing as a skyquake...TFP Dreadwing: My brother?! Where?!

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Cody: Don't take it personally. When human men and women get together, they're brains seem to just stop working
LATER...
Chase: I forbid you to go with Frankie
Cody: What?! Why?!
Chase: Putting male and female humans in the same room appears to cease all brain activity. I cannot allow this hazardous incident to occur

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Dani: Blades, I'm never oiling your gearbox again
LATER, WHEN BLADES GETS HOME...
Blades: *dressed in black Darth Vader cape* ... *falls on knees and throws back head* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Blades: You know, in spite of all the complaining I do about flying...I miss it. Especially flying with you
Dani: ZZZZZZZZZZ-huh? What? Are we rolling?
Blades: D:)
Music: ~How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run, and the night goes on as I faded away. I think of this life, I just wanna screeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaammmmm. How could this happen to me?~
Blades: *sulking in corner*
Graham: What's his problem?
Dani: *clueless shrug*

CUT AND PRINT!

YAYZ, IM DUN. *looks at last blooper* Dang, this is making me want to start shipping Dani/Blades...

Plot bunny: *pops up out of nowhere*

Wheeliefan101: Ooh, this is giving me so many ideas!

Plot bunny: *splits in to two*

Wheeliefan101: Ah, yes, I could-*notices plot bunny* no...NO! NONONONONONO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Music: ~Whaaaaaaaaaaaat I've done! I'll face myself~

Wheeliefan110: Make them stop!

Plot bunnies: *keep spawning*

Music: ~To cross out what IIIIIIIII've become!~

Wheeliefan101: *trying to stay afloat in sea of bunnies* Nooooooo!

Music: ~Erase myself!~

Wheeliefan101: *drowns in bunnies* Mfhhf mhhh!

Random plot bunny: *holds up sign that says "translation: R&R plz"*

Music: ~And let go of whaaat I've done!~