TDI interviews (2): Duncan
Me: Hello everyone and WEL-
Duncan: yea yea just skip to the main part!
Me: WHY DO I ALWAYS GET CUT OUT ON THAT??? Gawd… so here we are with Duncan…
Duncan: whatever
Me: So … Duncan mind if I ask you a few questions?
Duncan: k fine
Me: Do you like blue cheese?
Duncan: blue?
Me: ill take that as a 'NO'. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Duncan: are you f**king bas**rds trying to get me in trouble w/ the cops???
Me: no-no-no … Do you own a gun?
Duncan: *mad face*
Me: never mind that. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Duncan: NO! that's what gay guys do!
Me: What do you think of hot dogs?
Duncan: cool?
Me: What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Duncan: Whatever is in my fridge
Me: Can you do push ups?
Duncan: yea…
Me: Favorite hobby?
Duncan: vandalizing property.
Me: Do you have A.D.D?
Duncan: WTF is that?
Me: *-_- face* ill take that as a no. Middle name?
Duncan: Who cares?
Me: okay then… Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
Duncan: s3x p0rn drugs
Me: Where would you like to go?
Duncan: anywhere.
Me: Favorite number?
Duncan: 666
Me: Could you be a pirate?
Duncan: yea…
Me: What's in your pocket right now?
Duncan: my pocket knife.
Me: Who is your loudest friend?
Duncan: Geoff
Me: Does someone have a crush on you?
Trent: Courtney…
Me: What songs do you want sung at your funeral?
Duncan: I have better things to think of …
Me: What was the first thing you thought of when you woke this morning?
Duncan: what fag remembers that?
Me: Okay.. O_O. Favorite person in the world?
Duncan: Princess
Me: okay last question: Are you a virgin.
Duncan: nope
Me: well you can leave now…
Duncan: FINALY! *leaves*
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Okay… These are fun to make :) sorry if its crappy ^^; …REVIEW! And tell me who should I interview next ]:D