Yes and update. Please don't kill me for that other chapter. I was baked and in a very humorous mood. But I'm updating now. Again the chapters are still going to be space cause I got other stories going on but hopefully these chapters are going to happen more often instead of once in a blue moon. So here it is and if you're a dbz fan my rewrite is going to start to.

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Dimensional Traveler: Ya….your talking to the wrong person cause quite frankly I just don't give a shit. It is just a fanfiction who cares were it is at. Anyway glad you liked it keep up the updates even if you hate me now.

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Chapter 9

Joker sat on his couch with the others struggling to get in. Dick was just sitting watching tv not really doing anything. Joker, Cat woman, Penguin, Ivy, Riddler, and Harley had gone on yet another failed plan. He needed a better plan then the last ones over the course of the week. It was one failed idea after the other and everyone was growing a bit frustrated.

"Hey, we need to come up with something a little more full proof or Batsy and Bird brains are going to catch us and lock us a way agin," sneered Joker, "why the hell am I the only one coming up with the plans the rest of you have brains don't you?"

"Well, I don't know pudin' but you're the only one coming up with ideas at the moment," said Harley.

"Well I got nothing," said Penguin.

"Riddle me this, what is something to some and-"

"Enough with the damned riddles," shouted Ivy, "I'm so tired of trying to figure out what the hell your talking about most of the time! Why can't you talk like a normal person! Those riddles sucked when you started out and they suck now!"

"Hey, I don't see you coming up with anything," snapped cat woman in Riddlers defense.

"I don't see you coming up with anything either," said Harley backing up her friend.

"I have an idea," said Joker, "why don't you all just SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Everyone stopped fighting and looked at him in silence.

"Why don't you try shutting up clown," snapped Penguin.

"Tell you what beak face, when you can come up with a plan to kill the bat then you can talk," he said snidely.

"I have an idea," said Dick standing up, everyone looked at him curiously, "You guys stick around here and I'll go on bat patrol, at the gas station," he said in a mocking enthusiasm. He's face went to a fake excitement. "On second thought why don't we all go! I'll search the candy section and you can all look….in the chips aisle!"

"What," asked Joker. Dick just rolled his eyes and left the 'hideout'. Everyone watched him leave.

"You know," said Penguin, "he does spend a lot of time away from here."

"So," asked Ivy, "where is he going to go?"

"I don't know. Maybe the police?"

"If he was going to the police he would have done so by now," said Joker shaking his head.

"Where do you think he really goes," asked Harley in a wonder.

"Who cares," said Joker, "I'm going to go plan out another heist and hopefully it will be a better plan then the rest."

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"It's to bad you can't just tell me where the hideout is," said Batman.

"Yea, but if I did it would look suspicious. If I disappear as Dick and come back as robin, it will look strange, especially when I come back as Dick after the encounter. But if I stay as dick and not show up as Robin it will still look strange."

"Yea, your right, Joker is crazy but he isn't stupid."

"Yea, no kidding, but I'm starting to wonder about Harley, she is kind of a moron. It would shoot right over her head."

"What about the others."

"Annoying. Turns out the Riddler doesn't just talk in riddles while he does crime, he talks in riddles all the time. Ivy and Penguin seem to have this on and off feud thing going on. No wonder Joker can't get anything done, he has surrounded his self with annoying weirdos"

"Yea, unfortunately it's that kind of mind that is attracted to him."

"He is obviously the ring leader of the circus. He's the biggest nutjob I ever had the displeasure of being stuck with. Everything has to be planned down but still has to be funny. I really am loosing my mind."

"Why not go to the police?"

"I don't really know batman, I just don't know. I have thought about it over and over again but for some reason I haven't."

"Well, lets just patrol, judging by your story I don't think any of them will be trying again tonight."

"Okay but lets make it quick, I almost didn't make it back before them this time, we need to start planning out shortcuts or something."

"Yea, your right, we can't risk you getting caught that might get you in trouble."

"Or killed."

"Yea, or that." The two left the roof to do a patrol around the city. It was pretty quiet the rest of the night. Batman kept an eye out for short cuts for his partener. He couldn't help but wonder why Dick had yet to go to the police. What was keeping him from telling on the Joker? Maybe the Joker had a hold on him with is fear? No, if that were the case Dick wouldn't chance being Robin. He then began to wonder how long the two could keep u the charade before they were busted.

Robin's mind was else where. He was rather curious as to when he should get home. He knew they didn't by the gas station story anymore. The only reason he had yet to make up a new one was because he really didn't care enough to put effort into it. He really didn't care if Joker knew he was Robin. There were some times that he actually considered bringing Batman over dressed up as Robin and telling the Joker everything. Aw, they could have a little family dinner! Robin chuckled a bit at the thought. Batman and Joker sitting at the same table eating dinner. What a thought to have.

After patrolling the city Robin got out of his costume and dressed in normal street cloths. Blue jeans, a white long sleeved shirt, with a dark green short sleeved shirt over it. He walked over to a gas station and bought a slushy and walked back to the 'hideout' after telling batman he needed to be heading back now.

It worried Bruce that Dick was not coming home with him instead. Anything could happen to him over there, he had seen the way Joker treats Harley, it was brutal, he began to wonder how he treated Dick.

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"Geeze," said Penguin, "are you going to the other side of Gotham for a slushy or just falling asleep at the gas station."

"Whatever," he mumbled shutting a door behind him in a small room he had clamed as his own. Everyone pretty much left him alone while he was in here. It was his own little sanctuary but not tonight, tonight that sanctuary was going to be intruded. Just as he sat on the old couch that was falling apart the door burst open and bubbly Harley came bouncing in followed by Joker.

"Guess what coop," she giggled, "Mistah Jay has news for you!"

"Your taking on the family business," he said happily holding his arms out dramatically.

"Say what," asked dick just letting the slushy fall out of his hand.

"Tomorrow you are coming on a heist with us, all of us."

"But-"

"No if, ands, or buts, your going and that's final," said Joker and he turned and left with a big smile on his demented face. Harley squealed in excitement and gave him a big hug.

"It's a welcome to the family present do you like it?"

"No," he shouted.

"I knew you wouldn't," she said happily and bounced out leaving him stunned. This wasn't good.

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Next time:

Dick's first criminal act!

Coming soon!