Woohooo! An update and I promise that as soon as I get my ounce I'll update my spastic story but for now until I got extra money to spend I'm sitting on this story. But now is not the time to mourn my misfortune of cell phones and cars and gas prices and cigarettes, no, it is the time to mourn for poor Dick as he commits his first crime act!

No, I don't own anything, except the story line. It's the most original thing on this sight and it was brought to you by me.

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JA-9: Yes my rasta man friend. Of course joker can't commit a crime without Batman being on the scene!

Well that was the only review I got this time but let me know you guys exist and I might end up liking you.

CHAPTER!!!!!

Dick had gone pale. They got him right as he was about to leave the door for school. No, said the joker, he wasn't going to school today, he was called in sick today. Today was the day! Dick could have dropped dead, he didn't think that the Joker and Harley were serious about bringing him along and in broad daylight no less!

They stopped at the bank. Dick gulped, it was the bank that Bruce used. He turned to Harley who seemed far off some place else.

"H-Harley," he muttered to her. She turned and smiled happily at him.

"What's up," she whispered back.

"Isn't this Bruce Wayn's bank?"

"Yea, Joker wanted us to do this bank. Not sure why though?" Dick gave her a very seriously look.

"Could it have anything to do with the fact that I have been living with Wayne," he whispered.

"Actually," whispered Joker now kneeling to their position, "I think that is exactly why he chose this bank. Man, that Joker is totally nuts." He laughed wickedly and loaded his guns. Harley loaded hers as well, the BANG gun and the real one. Joker shoved one in Dick's hand and Harley drug him out of the car. Dick suddenly felt his heart begin to beat. This was actually kind of a rush, not a good rush, but a rush. As a massive amount of energy suddenly came over him he felt like he could do almost anything right now.

They marched into the bank and Joker shot his gunshot up in the air. The whole bank screamed and fell to the ground.

"Hello kiddies," he said laughing like the maniac he truly was.

"Hey were are the others," asked Dick very quietly so as not to interrupt the Jokers big speech.

"Your dad wanted this to be a family thing. Just you me and your daddy, how great is that," she squealed.

"Ahem, when you two chatterheads stop may I continue?"

"Sorry Mistah Jay," she said innocently. Joker just made a humph noise and turned back to the crowed.

"Alright I want everything in the safe NOW!" The citizens and workers started loading up the bags that Harley passed around with everything. Nobody spared any expense on their lives. Then just as if on cue batman jumped in from the top of the glass roof. Joker laughed wickedly

"Oh Batys! I was hoping you would join us this lovely afternoon to meat my son! Isn't he a real chip off the old block. Hey were is that annoying Robin kid that seems to follow you around."

"Hmm he took a raincheck," said Batman glaring daggers at Dick. How could he have anything to do with this guy! Why would he rob anyone! Much less someone that took him in!? He growled in anger and lunged at the Joker. Dick watched as Batman and Joker were fist fighting and shooting stuff at each other. Harley grabbed her gun and started shooting at the roof to make the glass fall and land on top of batman. Dick was taken aback, that was the smartest thing he had ever seen her do before. In all the excitement people were running out of the building and caused Dick to be pushed forward.

He accidentally pulled the trigger and Dick felt as if he could see the very bullet that had come out of his gun. He whizzed passed everyone and hit batman square in the shoulder. Batman turned and gave Dick a look of betrayal then turned and left.

Dick stood fazed by what had just happened. The world around him became very quiet. The cheers from Harley and Joker fell on deaf ears, the only thing Dick could hear was his own heart beating in his chest. He was unaware of how he managed to walk out, get into the car, and he was unaware of the whole trip back. He was dead inside.

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